Phil Johnson
@philjohnsoncomedy.bsky.social
Smart/Naughty Comedy and Music for Smart/Naughty People. 😉 Click this because you need to laugh 👉https://linktr.ee/philjohnsoncomedy
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New song out today and it's about exactly who you think it is. Listen at fanlink.tv/ahole2025
Someone just make up a "Biggest Penis" award and give it to all these assholes so they'll feel better and go away.
December 6, 2025 at 4:43 AM
Someone just make up a "Biggest Penis" award and give it to all these assholes so they'll feel better and go away.
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As long as Spotify is willing to take money from ICE, they don’t need (or deserve) free advertising for Spotify Wrapped: indivisible.org/cancel-spotify?source=bluesky
December 6, 2025 at 1:06 AM
As long as Spotify is willing to take money from ICE, they don’t need (or deserve) free advertising for Spotify Wrapped: indivisible.org/cancel-spotify?source=bluesky
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The White House has launched a webpage to report "media bias" tips. It would be a pity if it were flooded with tips about every show on Fox News.
www.whitehouse.gov/articles/202...
www.whitehouse.gov/articles/202...
A CALL TO ACTION: Submit “Media Bias” Tips
The White House recently launched a Media Bias Portal as a service to truth and transparency. Its purpose is to combat the baseless lies,
www.whitehouse.gov
December 5, 2025 at 1:27 AM
The White House has launched a webpage to report "media bias" tips. It would be a pity if it were flooded with tips about every show on Fox News.
www.whitehouse.gov/articles/202...
www.whitehouse.gov/articles/202...
Dear Person Who Shat Upon My Video First Thing This Morning,
So many people in desperate need of learning the concept and phrase “It’s not for me, and that’s okay.”
December 4, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Dear Person Who Shat Upon My Video First Thing This Morning,
Change a letter, ruin a game.
PapMan
PapMan
Change a letter, ruin a game:
Dorm
Dorm
Change a letter, ruin a game:
Will Wright's Spork
Will Wright's Spork
December 4, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Change a letter, ruin a game.
PapMan
PapMan
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Here’s my Wrapped for the year.
December 3, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Here’s my Wrapped for the year.
Music lovers who aren't down with Trump's brutal deportation regime are canceling their Spotify subscriptions until the platform stops running ads for ICE. Join us. app.sosha.ai/s/rQO2ZFSy
Spotify: Wrapped in complicity
app.sosha.ai
December 3, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Music lovers who aren't down with Trump's brutal deportation regime are canceling their Spotify subscriptions until the platform stops running ads for ICE. Join us. app.sosha.ai/s/rQO2ZFSy
Ditto
PRO TIP: if you buy a Cybertruck and wrap it with your business branding and drive it around town to advertise your business, there is a 100% chance I will never visit your business.
December 2, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Ditto
If there's no official war it's just a Crime.
Watching @alivitali.bsky.social and I’m begging folks to stop yielding to the idea that there are potential war crimes when there is no war— Congress hasn’t authorized military action. The DoD is simply ordering the execution of civilians in peace time. Crime against humanity is more apt.
December 2, 2025 at 8:30 PM
If there's no official war it's just a Crime.
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We must keep calling out those that cave to the Trump Admin, and the latest is Northwestern.
As part of their "deal," NU will pay $75 million, stop vital research, renege on agreements with its students over the war in Gaza, and more.
Throwing your students under the bus to please Trump. Shameful.
As part of their "deal," NU will pay $75 million, stop vital research, renege on agreements with its students over the war in Gaza, and more.
Throwing your students under the bus to please Trump. Shameful.
Northwestern Agrees to a Deal With Trump Administration
www.nytimes.com
December 1, 2025 at 1:26 PM
We must keep calling out those that cave to the Trump Admin, and the latest is Northwestern.
As part of their "deal," NU will pay $75 million, stop vital research, renege on agreements with its students over the war in Gaza, and more.
Throwing your students under the bus to please Trump. Shameful.
As part of their "deal," NU will pay $75 million, stop vital research, renege on agreements with its students over the war in Gaza, and more.
Throwing your students under the bus to please Trump. Shameful.
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This is why military service members should refuse to follow illegal orders. Because when the shit hits the fan, Trunp and Hegseth will deny everything and blame you. bsky.app/profile/acyn...
Reporter: Does the administration deny that that second strike happened or did it happen and the administration denies that Hegseth gave the order
Leavitt: The latter is true
Leavitt: The latter is true
December 1, 2025 at 7:33 PM
This is why military service members should refuse to follow illegal orders. Because when the shit hits the fan, Trunp and Hegseth will deny everything and blame you. bsky.app/profile/acyn...
They don't think about small business at all when they yell about "just go get a job with health insurance".
I have a job with health insurance. And as the boss I have to pay for that health insurance.
I have a job with health insurance. And as the boss I have to pay for that health insurance.
Expiring ACA tax credits will hit small businesses especially hard. Meanwhile, 74% of small business owners are worried that their business won’t survive due to Trump’s tariffs.
Trump is crushing small businesses while doling out tax breaks to his big corporate donors.
Priorities.
Trump is crushing small businesses while doling out tax breaks to his big corporate donors.
Priorities.
December 1, 2025 at 6:08 PM
They don't think about small business at all when they yell about "just go get a job with health insurance".
I have a job with health insurance. And as the boss I have to pay for that health insurance.
I have a job with health insurance. And as the boss I have to pay for that health insurance.
This is what I keep thinking these corps don't understand. If you have a happy, healthy, comfortable populace, they'll spend money hand over fist.
I'd not, they don't.
I'd not, they don't.
Around 70% of the U.S. economy depends on consumer spending. As wealth concentrates in the richest 10%, the rest of America can’t afford to buy enough to keep the economy running. This is a huge problem — and even America’s most powerful CEOs are starting to sound the alarm.
Our Economy Is in Danger. Here’s Why
Robert Reich
www.youtube.com
November 30, 2025 at 3:52 AM
This is what I keep thinking these corps don't understand. If you have a happy, healthy, comfortable populace, they'll spend money hand over fist.
I'd not, they don't.
I'd not, they don't.
It's amazing that these Republicans either
1. Tell us exactly the opposite of what they're doing or
2. Tell us exactly what they're doing.
Zero nuance and wildly transparent to anyone with a few brain cells.
2 (at best) dimensional chess.
1. Tell us exactly the opposite of what they're doing or
2. Tell us exactly what they're doing.
Zero nuance and wildly transparent to anyone with a few brain cells.
2 (at best) dimensional chess.
November 29, 2025 at 8:27 PM
It's amazing that these Republicans either
1. Tell us exactly the opposite of what they're doing or
2. Tell us exactly what they're doing.
Zero nuance and wildly transparent to anyone with a few brain cells.
2 (at best) dimensional chess.
1. Tell us exactly the opposite of what they're doing or
2. Tell us exactly what they're doing.
Zero nuance and wildly transparent to anyone with a few brain cells.
2 (at best) dimensional chess.
My TSA Precheck is up for renewal. Thinking about getting Global Entry.
Anyone else getting Global Entry right now? Not sure I want to give the government any more info about me than they already have.
Anyone else getting Global Entry right now? Not sure I want to give the government any more info about me than they already have.
November 26, 2025 at 9:31 PM
My TSA Precheck is up for renewal. Thinking about getting Global Entry.
Anyone else getting Global Entry right now? Not sure I want to give the government any more info about me than they already have.
Anyone else getting Global Entry right now? Not sure I want to give the government any more info about me than they already have.
Good info here.
The government doesn’t get a free pass to violate our liberties just because they want to.
Learn about how to protect your rights and personal information at the border.
Learn about how to protect your rights and personal information at the border.
Can Border Agents Search Your Electronic Devices? It’s Complicated. | ACLU
We’ve been getting a lot of questions about when border agents can legally conduct searches of travelers’ electronic devices at international airports and other ports of entry. Unfortunately, the answer isn’t simple.
www.aclu.org
November 26, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Good info here.
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A grassroots movement is calling on all Americans to abstain from shopping at Target, Amazon, and Home Depot during the holiday weekend over their support for Trump's authoritarian policies.
I encourage you to join — and shop small. https://weaintbuyingit.com/
I encourage you to join — and shop small. https://weaintbuyingit.com/
November 26, 2025 at 5:02 PM
A grassroots movement is calling on all Americans to abstain from shopping at Target, Amazon, and Home Depot during the holiday weekend over their support for Trump's authoritarian policies.
I encourage you to join — and shop small. https://weaintbuyingit.com/
I encourage you to join — and shop small. https://weaintbuyingit.com/
Mr Art of the Deal doesn't know what a concession is.
REPORTER: What kind of concessions are the Russians going to have to make?
TRUMP: The big concession is they stop fighting and they don't take any more land
TRUMP: The big concession is they stop fighting and they don't take any more land
November 26, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Mr Art of the Deal doesn't know what a concession is.
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Now here’s the kind of news you drop going into a long holiday weekend. Maybe no one will notice. 🤡
@nytimes.com
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/26/u...
@nytimes.com
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/26/u...
November 26, 2025 at 10:05 AM
Now here’s the kind of news you drop going into a long holiday weekend. Maybe no one will notice. 🤡
@nytimes.com
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/26/u...
@nytimes.com
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/26/u...
Making Americans Dead Again
November 26, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Making Americans Dead Again
The local news is on at the car repair place I'm at. 75% of it may as well be commercials. Just corporate publicity disguised as news.
November 26, 2025 at 6:28 PM
The local news is on at the car repair place I'm at. 75% of it may as well be commercials. Just corporate publicity disguised as news.
To be fair, a witch's tit is probably pretty warm from standing over that cauldron.
November 26, 2025 at 3:10 PM
To be fair, a witch's tit is probably pretty warm from standing over that cauldron.
Seems that I was busy doing something close to nothing
But different than the day before
That's when I saw her, ooh, I saw her
She walked in through the out door, out door
But different than the day before
That's when I saw her, ooh, I saw her
She walked in through the out door, out door
Oh, thunder only happens when it's rainin'
Players only love you when they're playin'
Say women, they will come and they will go
When the rain washes you clean, you'll know
You'll know
Players only love you when they're playin'
Say women, they will come and they will go
When the rain washes you clean, you'll know
You'll know
November 23, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Seems that I was busy doing something close to nothing
But different than the day before
That's when I saw her, ooh, I saw her
She walked in through the out door, out door
But different than the day before
That's when I saw her, ooh, I saw her
She walked in through the out door, out door
Mamdani deserves a Grammy for the way he played Trump like a fiddle.
November 23, 2025 at 4:04 AM
Mamdani deserves a Grammy for the way he played Trump like a fiddle.