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#NUFC, #Astronomy, Music including #Smiths #AC/DC and #HMHB, #Running, #Retrogaming

I’m mostly on Mastodon but giving this a go.

Will follow people back when I’ve found my feet on here.
You don’t properly read their posts either.

Just fire off unsubstantiated insults.

Never mind, social media isn’t for everyone.
October 26, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Yeah was gonna say the same. It’s like some people can’t actually read.
October 24, 2025 at 4:12 PM
If they’re driving all the way from China I’d tip them a couple of quid for their trouble, so long as the food was still warm.
October 19, 2025 at 9:19 AM
I bet whoever wrote a Pluto to “complete” Holst’s Planet Suite was a bit annoyed.
October 10, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Not sure the edit with the photo came through fedibridge.
October 10, 2025 at 10:13 AM
Pomegranate.
October 10, 2025 at 9:58 AM
Do you tell your wife to hold it in for when she gets home?
October 3, 2025 at 10:12 AM
Actually I’m six foot three.
October 2, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Shit in his in-tray.
October 2, 2025 at 8:32 PM
8 out of 10
September 24, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Should move to Walford, people with quite modest jobs can get a decent sized house and have enough money to spend every evening at the pub.

Can’t afford a washing machine though.
September 24, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Hole-fez
Fez-hole
September 24, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Haha came here to say that!
September 24, 2025 at 7:26 PM
I got one last year. Amazing for galaxies and nebulae, and very easy to use.
September 14, 2025 at 7:21 AM
You should get yourself a smart telescope.
September 13, 2025 at 11:01 PM
I consider that a plus.
September 13, 2025 at 1:54 PM
Goes on long enough and the bar is open before and after.
September 13, 2025 at 6:15 AM
A Lowe blow.
September 12, 2025 at 11:06 PM
See also non-league football which has the added bonus that it isn’t cricket.
September 12, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Surely that’ll just encourage them to do the same thing again?
September 12, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Bath wanker!
September 12, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Did you get Friday and Monday off though Dave?
September 12, 2025 at 9:25 PM