Phil Dragonbeard (he/him/they)
@phildragonbeard.bsky.social
As a tired Dad way over 30, I'd love to have a description here that is witty, short, and not cringe. A quote from Terry Pratchett, maybe. 🤔
Until I come up with one, we're stuck with this, though. 🤷🏻♂️
#BLM #ACAB #LGBTQIA+ #FCKAFD
Until I come up with one, we're stuck with this, though. 🤷🏻♂️
#BLM #ACAB #LGBTQIA+ #FCKAFD
Geht mir ähnlich. Mein Feed in BlueSky ist so ausgewogen, dass ich viel Politik aus aller Welt reinbekomme und teilweise ist es einfach ... zuviel auf einmal. Darum mache ich derzeit öfter Pause hier. 🤷🏻♂️🫂😵💫
October 20, 2025 at 9:42 AM
Geht mir ähnlich. Mein Feed in BlueSky ist so ausgewogen, dass ich viel Politik aus aller Welt reinbekomme und teilweise ist es einfach ... zuviel auf einmal. Darum mache ich derzeit öfter Pause hier. 🤷🏻♂️🫂😵💫
BooOoOOOoooObieees!!! 😱😱😱💖
October 20, 2025 at 9:39 AM
BooOoOOOoooObieees!!! 😱😱😱💖
Dark green shiny satin just works on you, luv. 👀💖
October 12, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Dark green shiny satin just works on you, luv. 👀💖
💖🫂
Your art is amazing and cute as always.
Your art is amazing and cute as always.
September 17, 2025 at 1:14 PM
💖🫂
Your art is amazing and cute as always.
Your art is amazing and cute as always.
Oliven zu The Cure essen, im Hintergrund Orangenmarmelade. 👌🏻
September 14, 2025 at 7:40 AM
Oliven zu The Cure essen, im Hintergrund Orangenmarmelade. 👌🏻
It's always Fuck o'clock in your household. 👌🏻😌💖
August 22, 2025 at 11:21 AM
It's always Fuck o'clock in your household. 👌🏻😌💖
"SFW"
looks inside
Tiddies
👌🏻😌💖
Never change, JSN. Never change.
looks inside
Tiddies
👌🏻😌💖
Never change, JSN. Never change.
August 22, 2025 at 11:19 AM
"SFW"
looks inside
Tiddies
👌🏻😌💖
Never change, JSN. Never change.
looks inside
Tiddies
👌🏻😌💖
Never change, JSN. Never change.
I'm just a middle-aged dirtbag. 🤷🏻♂️
August 11, 2025 at 11:52 AM
I'm just a middle-aged dirtbag. 🤷🏻♂️
"In this episode: the author's barely dice-guised fetish" 😉😇
August 8, 2025 at 5:02 PM
"In this episode: the author's barely dice-guised fetish" 😉😇
"VoreDash" got me giggling. 😂😂
August 8, 2025 at 4:58 PM
"VoreDash" got me giggling. 😂😂
It's the simple things in life. 🤷🏻♂️😁
August 8, 2025 at 2:46 PM
It's the simple things in life. 🤷🏻♂️😁
Er hofft garantiert noch auf einen Musk'n-Deal.
August 8, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Er hofft garantiert noch auf einen Musk'n-Deal.
To cope with the stress AND flex his writing muscles, he posted a lot of fanfics on Archive of Orko under his pseudonym, Prince Adam.
August 8, 2025 at 1:34 PM
To cope with the stress AND flex his writing muscles, he posted a lot of fanfics on Archive of Orko under his pseudonym, Prince Adam.
Wir sind heute im Freizeitpark. Welches der vielen Fahrgeschäfte will das Kind unbedingt besuchen? Froschhüpfer? Seerosentanz? Das Steinzeitkarussell?
Nein.
Das Bällebad.
Gut, dass wir ne Jahreskarte haben... 🙄😅
Nein.
Das Bällebad.
Gut, dass wir ne Jahreskarte haben... 🙄😅
August 8, 2025 at 1:27 PM
Wir sind heute im Freizeitpark. Welches der vielen Fahrgeschäfte will das Kind unbedingt besuchen? Froschhüpfer? Seerosentanz? Das Steinzeitkarussell?
Nein.
Das Bällebad.
Gut, dass wir ne Jahreskarte haben... 🙄😅
Nein.
Das Bällebad.
Gut, dass wir ne Jahreskarte haben... 🙄😅
"No no, not oral. I said AURAL, we're having esoteric sex."
August 7, 2025 at 7:07 AM
"No no, not oral. I said AURAL, we're having esoteric sex."
That's just the onomatopoeic way of spelling it. "beef" looks and feels flat to say. "beAF" has pizzazz!
August 7, 2025 at 6:58 AM
That's just the onomatopoeic way of spelling it. "beef" looks and feels flat to say. "beAF" has pizzazz!
Will you call them SnoTia? 🤨🤔
August 6, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Will you call them SnoTia? 🤨🤔
Internet (and lewdness) brain rot is reading the promise as "I'll draw something based (as in, really nice) on the winner (as in, directly on them, bodywriting)!". 😭🤦🏻♂️😅
July 30, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Internet (and lewdness) brain rot is reading the promise as "I'll draw something based (as in, really nice) on the winner (as in, directly on them, bodywriting)!". 😭🤦🏻♂️😅
As centaur newborns can't stand or walk, even less run, for long periods of time yet, they need to be carried across the plains and steppes the herds call home. During these first weeks of their lives, they are fed from the humanlike breasts of the upright torso. The horse breasts are for later. 🤓
July 30, 2025 at 1:18 PM
As centaur newborns can't stand or walk, even less run, for long periods of time yet, they need to be carried across the plains and steppes the herds call home. During these first weeks of their lives, they are fed from the humanlike breasts of the upright torso. The horse breasts are for later. 🤓
But if you combine it with the first, you get 1up. 🤔
July 30, 2025 at 1:07 PM
But if you combine it with the first, you get 1up. 🤔
Aragorn bei Wish bestellt. Inklusive Lanz statt Schwert. 🤷🏻♂️
July 30, 2025 at 1:05 PM
Aragorn bei Wish bestellt. Inklusive Lanz statt Schwert. 🤷🏻♂️
That cart sounds like it wants to Speak With The Manager. 😬😭
July 30, 2025 at 6:29 AM
That cart sounds like it wants to Speak With The Manager. 😬😭
The ratio of blush to cleavage is very important and you are nailing it as always. 👌🏻😌💖
Also, that tongue does poke out like the textbook definition of "mischievously". 😋
Also, that tongue does poke out like the textbook definition of "mischievously". 😋
July 30, 2025 at 6:22 AM
The ratio of blush to cleavage is very important and you are nailing it as always. 👌🏻😌💖
Also, that tongue does poke out like the textbook definition of "mischievously". 😋
Also, that tongue does poke out like the textbook definition of "mischievously". 😋
Hmmmm...
Backpapier als Abdeckung und das dann jeweils mit dicker Pappe oder nem Holzbrett fixieren (und dann einfach beide Bleche stapeln) wäre mein Lösungsansatz, aber ich weiß ja auch nicht, was in Deiner Wohnung vorrätig ist. ☹️😱
Backpapier als Abdeckung und das dann jeweils mit dicker Pappe oder nem Holzbrett fixieren (und dann einfach beide Bleche stapeln) wäre mein Lösungsansatz, aber ich weiß ja auch nicht, was in Deiner Wohnung vorrätig ist. ☹️😱
July 27, 2025 at 12:52 PM
Hmmmm...
Backpapier als Abdeckung und das dann jeweils mit dicker Pappe oder nem Holzbrett fixieren (und dann einfach beide Bleche stapeln) wäre mein Lösungsansatz, aber ich weiß ja auch nicht, was in Deiner Wohnung vorrätig ist. ☹️😱
Backpapier als Abdeckung und das dann jeweils mit dicker Pappe oder nem Holzbrett fixieren (und dann einfach beide Bleche stapeln) wäre mein Lösungsansatz, aber ich weiß ja auch nicht, was in Deiner Wohnung vorrätig ist. ☹️😱
Hast Du denn zwei Bleche und könnten die nicht einfach darauf bleiben, bis Du am Zielort bist? 🤔🤓
July 27, 2025 at 12:47 PM
Hast Du denn zwei Bleche und könnten die nicht einfach darauf bleiben, bis Du am Zielort bist? 🤔🤓