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Phil Dragonbeard (he/him/they)
@phildragonbeard.bsky.social
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As a tired Dad way over 30, I'd love to have a description here that is witty, short, and not cringe. A quote from Terry Pratchett, maybe. 🤔

Until I come up with one, we're stuck with this, though. 🤷🏻‍♂️

#BLM #ACAB #LGBTQIA+ #FCKAFD
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phildragonbeard.bsky.social
So oder...?
Bild einer Hand auf Holz, daneben eine Spitze einer Tastatur, oberhalb ein Rest eines Werkzeugs. Die Hand und Fingernägel wirken gepflegt, am Handansatz und auf den ersten Fingergliedern ist leichte Behaarung zu sehen. Wie in so einer Model-Agentur, weißte?
May 28, 2025 at 3:39 PM
phildragonbeard.bsky.social
Selber!
Ein Bild des auferstandenen Jesus vor seinem Grab im Felsen, wie in der Bibel beschrieben. Neben ihm steht, in Anlehnung an die Textzeilen zu "Shady's Back" von Eminem: "Guess who's back Back again JC's back Say Amen"
April 20, 2025 at 10:32 AM
phildragonbeard.bsky.social
Here's A picture of Bunnies for your enjoyment. With Alt Text. ☝🏻😌
Pictured: three bunnies in an outside enclosure, provided with shade, hay, and a place to retreat into. The bunnies are an off-white male named Tausi with floppy ears, a black-and-white pygmy female fittingly named Oreo, and a brown in Giant Rex female weighing as much as the other ones together named Adalbert. The bunnies are all sitting neatly next to each other like there's not a care in the world.
April 6, 2025 at 1:25 PM
phildragonbeard.bsky.social
I hope you enjoy a picture of our chimkens in these trying times.
Pictured are 8 chickens of varying breeds and sizes. 6 of them are foraging in the background, two are approaching the camera in a curious manner.
February 21, 2025 at 3:53 PM
phildragonbeard.bsky.social
☝🏻🤔🤫
Meme: Seven of Nine (of Star Trek fame) making a very disgusted face when shown the display of a mobile phone. It is implied she is looking at something ... horrible.
January 13, 2025 at 3:48 PM
phildragonbeard.bsky.social
I would like to suggest the Green Vine Snake. Just ... look at them. Watching you with that look of disapproval.
Pictured is a snake of striking, almost neon, green against a back drop of natural earthy brown. The snake seems unusually slender and long and is not coiled up as snakes are usually pictured. Instead, its body kind of tapers put of sight. It's holding its head up high with its neck held at a perfect upright angle to the ground. Its head/face and snout come to a fine point, and its horizontally slitted pupils make it look like it is silently judging you for choosing THAT dress with THOSE shoes. Simply unacceptable.
January 2, 2025 at 9:36 AM
phildragonbeard.bsky.social
Pictured is a part of a keyboard, the keys white except for one that is blue and labelled "Upgrade". A finger tip is pressing it. Underneath, as a reaction, an error pop-up screen is shown that reads "You can't upgrade perfection".
December 29, 2024 at 10:13 AM
phildragonbeard.bsky.social
...hey, äh, hallo? 😁
October 9, 2024 at 8:02 PM
phildragonbeard.bsky.social
💖😁
September 29, 2024 at 12:15 PM
phildragonbeard.bsky.social
I got a chievement! 💪🏼😁

(Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #874.317!)
September 20, 2024 at 12:29 AM
phildragonbeard.bsky.social
This comes to mind... 🤨😁
Picture of the classic "One guard only tells the truth, one only speaks lies" riddle, but when the announcer asks the character if he understands the rules, the character AND both of the guards answer "Yes". Implying one of the guards actually didn't understand the rules.
June 8, 2024 at 6:11 PM
phildragonbeard.bsky.social
Certainly!
These are two of ours - Holle (lounging happily on my belly) and Butzemann, sitting on my in-laws' couch.
Picture of a cat laying on grey cloth background. The cat has its eyes closed and seems very relaxed and happy. Picture of a red cat loafing on a cream-white leather couch. It gazes a little anxious off-camera.
December 1, 2023 at 8:19 AM
phildragonbeard.bsky.social
I hope you enjoy this Very Round Birb. Not mine, but it's giving me comfy feels.
Picture of a miniature parrot or cockatiel sitting on some electronic scales having its weight measured. It's colour is off-white, and it's shaped like an almost perfect sphere, looking very pleasing to hold. Its face also looks content and pleased with itself.
November 15, 2023 at 7:46 AM
phildragonbeard.bsky.social
#New Profile Pic
(Made in HeroForge)
A screenshot of a HeroForge Mini (a website that allows the custom creation of TableTop game miniatures) built and posed to look like a bald and bearded fellow with silver loop earrings. He is wearing a white shirt with long sleeves, a black short sleeved tunic over that, and leather arm guards. There is some grey in his beard indicating middle age. He is holding his chin and smiles/smirks at the viewer.
November 9, 2023 at 1:59 PM
phildragonbeard.bsky.social
*böses Gekicher im Hintergrund intensifies*

🤔🤭
Tom, der Kater aus Tom&Jerry, schleicht hinterhältig grinsend hinter einer Zimmertür hervor. Mimik, Körperhaltung und Szenenaufbau erinnern stark an das Bild von Bente in ihrer Zeichnung.
November 9, 2023 at 12:28 PM
phildragonbeard.bsky.social
...auä. 🙄
Selfie von Phil Dragonbeard, ein weißer Mann Anfang 40, mit kurzgeschorenem Haupthaar und üppigem braunem Vollbart mit weißer Strähne am Kinn, wie er übertrieben vorwurfsvoll und etwas trotzig an der Kamera vorbei schaut und sich die Stirn reibt
October 24, 2023 at 8:18 AM
phildragonbeard.bsky.social
Nobody:

The Frodoors:
The famous picture of "The Doors'" lead singer, half-naked with only a necklace, but his face is photoshopped over with that of Frodo from Lord of the Rings. The caption reads "Come on baby light my Shire.", alluding to The Doors' hit single "Light my Fire".
October 10, 2023 at 12:13 PM