Of all the infinitely possible comments on this picture, Gareth went with frog-neck cum storage. This is why he's a genius and I'm not.

Quietly-angry-with-pedants Moose is my favourite Moose.

I've been keeping an eye on the Daily Mail recently and they have massively ramped up their demonisation of immigrants. It's shocking even by their standards, and these attacks are the result of such rhetoric.

Every time I write 'teh' I want to cry.

That was where I got all my stuff! Or the Our Price in the Ashley Centre

20 years on, you are still one of my favourite people to ever work with. You've given a lot of people a lot of happiness over the years, me included. Time to keep some of it for yourself.

And though I've never met your family, social media (and a telescopic lens from behind a hedge after dark) leads me to believe they are awesome people. You seem to love each other, and that is a building block to climbing out of this darkness.

As a first step to finding some light in the situation, I can tell you this: eBaying your diary "as new", and Tessdalyland are two of the best jokes i've heard in a long time. If you can come up with these beauties even at the darkest of times, that is a gift.

Mr Street rubs his hands with a sinister grin.

So bad. So very bad. So very bad and boring. And bad.

Pulp Fiction, American Beauty, Magnolia

Joke or otherwise, I've never heard this saying.