Phil Haack
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Phil Haack
@phil.neuralgraffiti.com
Software guy turned lawyer; please don't hold it against me.

💼: Patents, copyrights, trademarks, trade secrets, and "internet law"
@neuralgraffiti@sfba.social on the Fediverse.
https://profile.neuralgraffiti.com/

Lawyer, but (probably) not yours.
The cider is going like gangbusters!
October 21, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Words I have lived by.
October 11, 2025 at 9:32 PM
My "Please don’t murder my children" sign has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my sign.
October 8, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Surprisingly good parenting advice from the construction site.
October 5, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Seems in violation of at least the spirit of 37 CFR § 1.11.
September 10, 2025 at 6:05 PM
August 17, 2025 at 3:27 PM
I think the next chart helps explain; people are being assaulted at home by people they know. I wonder how much of that is partner violence.
August 14, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Horrifying.
June 25, 2025 at 9:16 PM
I’m dying.
June 25, 2025 at 1:52 AM
It’s a lot of work to carry your four-year-old at 10,000 feet, but the view was worth it.
June 13, 2025 at 2:27 AM
In times like these, I appreciate supportive software like 7-Zip.
June 10, 2025 at 1:11 AM
I just discovered that you can trivially replace the sleeping/off image on a Kobo. I’m pleased.
April 28, 2025 at 12:22 AM
March 18, 2025 at 3:43 PM
I love sculpture, and I think the first time I realized it was when I saw The Burghers of Calais in college. Walking among the statutes, recognizably human and yet distorted with anguish and starvation, was like a smack in the face.
November 22, 2024 at 4:47 AM