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🌅the ice is melting
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The singularity is now
What if this whole time, a.i. was a room full of people in Karen cuts replying to us in real time
November 11, 2025 at 7:45 AM
Magic is cool n all but can we not let the word superstition go into obscurity pls
November 8, 2025 at 1:41 AM
The history of the u.s. can be summed up by the point of a finger
November 2, 2025 at 7:29 AM
Hot take: Ride the Lightning=Thriller
October 30, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Bad Bunny: you have 4 months to learn mfs

Trump admin: don't learn anything. Ever
October 7, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Some of you haven't yet lived through an apocalypse or 6 and it shows
September 30, 2025 at 6:03 AM
September 24, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Buckets of rain are coming down in the middle of October. They tell you its the doing of evil men. In reality they're just pissing on you
September 22, 2025 at 5:50 AM
Y'know how i know boycotting and whatever is working? They ban it and punish you for it
September 19, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Desperate times call for desperate manufacturing
September 19, 2025 at 7:29 AM
The singularity is now
September 18, 2025 at 1:23 PM
The demons name is standardization
August 19, 2025 at 6:43 PM
They say they have a hard time figuring out how to heal the mind. But they sure know how to fvck with it
August 16, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Remember the “we” part
August 16, 2025 at 5:49 PM
2pac: Start a revolution or die tryin’

50 Cent: Get rich or die tryin’
August 1, 2025 at 9:02 AM
This is utter throwback South Park. Rebirth. If you’ve never seen South Park, season 27 episode 1 is a good starting point 🤙🏼
July 27, 2025 at 6:09 AM
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July 9, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Anyone hear from Luigi?
July 6, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Show em how free you can be today. Happy birthday
July 4, 2025 at 9:43 PM
In Sesame Street: this years word(and on) is action
July 3, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Unfortunately(fortunately?) we all have a ready 4 war phase at some point
July 2, 2025 at 8:47 PM
New Looney Tunes movie on HBO. it’s 🔥
June 29, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Livin in the age of golden anchors. Hallelujah
June 27, 2025 at 9:38 PM
If you have yet to watch Star Wars, start at 4 like you’re supposed to. End it at 6. Like you’re supposed to
June 25, 2025 at 12:18 AM
It seems like SOME people have never heard a little ol’ song called R-E-S-P-E-C-T
June 22, 2025 at 10:32 PM