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Sean
@pharnzwurth.bsky.social
2.6K followers 2.8K following 3.9K posts
He/him.
Cis/bi.
Insomniac code monkey.
Poastcarteer of the trainwreck.
(it’s like mousekateer, but also not)
Tell your dog I said hi, tell your cat I said pspsps.
(not an influencer - I’m entirely unsupervised & have enough responsibilities already tyvm)
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"Life is a shipwreck, but we must not forget to sing in the lifeboats." Voltaire
October 21, 2025 at 8:54 PM
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Adulting in a nutshell :/
Black and white photo. A woman in a white dress, labeled “me”, bends over speaking to an angry looking swan, labeled “my inner child” Caption - hello there, apparently I have to be your loving parent now, would you like a cigarette? revenge?
April 1, 2025 at 10:40 PM
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Feels.
Victorian era oil painting of a man in a hospital bed having his pulse taken by a nurse. Text - Man: This escape room sucks. Nurse: Once again sir, this is planet earth.
April 1, 2025 at 1:44 AM
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I’m a somewhat younger than this, but have had a similar experience of the Overton Window zooming to the right.
Letter to the editor In 1962 I was a Conservative. I believed privilege could only be justified by service, high taxes on very high incomes were necessary to prevent an entrepreneurial economy becoming a rentier economy, and Keynesian growth would finance public service improvements and a welfare state that steadily reduced inequality. I was suspicious of ideologically driven, large-scale change. These were the mainstream policies of the Macmillan government at the time. In 6o years I have moved from centre right to hard left without changing my opinions. Dr Stephen Watkins, Oldham, Lancashire
March 31, 2025 at 1:34 AM
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I had hoped for more effort tbh.
Something wrapped up on the back of semi trailer. Looks like a giant dildo. Approximately 4 refrigerators long and 14 rabbits wide.
March 28, 2025 at 10:11 PM
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Nailed it.
A COMPUTER CAN NEVER BE SPITEFUL OR HORNY THEREFORE A COMPUTER MUST NEVER MAKE ART
March 28, 2025 at 12:41 PM
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DeLoreans are fondly remembered and somewhat collectible though.
I don’t think the Wankpanzer will fare as well.
Image with text. DeLorean (car) at top. Tesla Cybertruck (shit car) at bottom. Text: - I dont have a crystal ball, but... DeLorean failed due to poor financial decisions, low sales, high production costs, quality issues, bad market & the owner's drug issues.
March 27, 2025 at 3:45 AM
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Can you hear me Major Tom?
A worn and lonely ctrl key, on the ground.
March 27, 2025 at 2:41 AM
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This makes a lot of sense.
MY NEXT LIFE George Carlin (1937-2008) I want to live my next life backwards: You start out dead and get that out of the way. Then you wake up in a nursing home feeling better every day. Then you get kicked out for being too healthy. Enjoy your retirement and collect your pension. Then when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day. You work 40 years until you're too young to work. You get ready for High School: drink alcohol, party, and you're generally promiscuous. Then you go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, and you have no responsibilities. Then you become a baby, and then...you spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in Spa-like conditions - Central heating, room service on tap, and then... You finish off as an orgasm.
March 26, 2025 at 8:04 PM
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✌️🧀
Sign: SWEET DREAMS ARE MADE OF CHEESE WHO AM I TO DIS A BRIE?
March 24, 2025 at 7:40 PM
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If you see this, you're invited to quote with the energy you bring to Bluesky.
Snoopy sits upon his house, giving side eye and pointing a paw towards one raised brow. If not necessarily disgruntled, he is far from gruntled.
March 24, 2025 at 2:56 AM
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Yes we can.
Billboard (unsure if real) ELON MUSK GETS A LOT OF HATE. BUT IT'S NOT ENOUGH. WE CAN DO BETTER.
March 10, 2025 at 2:54 AM
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Morpheus meme. What if I told you You don't have to tag the whole company when you're going to the bathroom
March 3, 2025 at 3:20 AM
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Meanwhile in the bad place - space cunt is allowing literal fucking nazi ads.
Twitter screenshot. Ad. Some racist cunt promoting a neo nazi party, ranting about mass deportations, features an image of thugs marching under a banner and a gif of a historical nazi rally with a prominent swastika.
February 26, 2025 at 12:09 AM
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Sighs.
Milton from Office Space. I was told there would be an asteroid.
February 25, 2025 at 11:39 PM
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Chainsaws got the electrolytes what plants crave.
Space cunt holding a chainsaw on a stage at CPAC.
February 21, 2025 at 10:35 PM
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February 14, 2025 at 6:51 AM
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Deja vu though.
"When we no longer know what to do, we have come to our real work and when we no longer know which way to go, we have begun our real journey." - Wendell Berry -
January 26, 2025 at 9:38 PM
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A DISCO BALL IS HUNDREDS OF PIECES OF BROKEN GLASS PUT TOGETHER TO MAKE A MAGICAL BALL OF LIGHT. YOU ARE NOT BROKEN. YOU ARE A DISCO BALL.
January 18, 2025 at 5:05 AM
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Team B.
I have made it official in my house.
Image of a patent application drawing, showing toilet paper hanging to the front. Text: S. WHEELER. WRAPPING OR TOILET PAPER ROLL. Patented Sept. 15, 1891. Fig. 1. THE CORRECT WAY TO HANG TOILET PAPER since 1891
January 17, 2025 at 7:50 PM
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And once the storm is over, you won't remember how you made it through, how you managed to survive. You won't even be sure, whether the storm is really over. But one thing is certain. When you come out of the storm, you won't be the same person who walked in. That's what this storm's all about. - Haruki Murakami, Kafka on the Shore
January 17, 2025 at 9:28 AM
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Also me. This one has beans.
Image of a small cat standing on glass, from underneath, showing all the glorious toe beans.
January 16, 2025 at 1:37 AM
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Oh haii 👋
January 15, 2025 at 3:56 AM
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Plotting my downfall out of spite I suspect
Image of an orange rotary dial phone. Caption: I WONDER WHAT THE PART OF MY BRAIN THAT USED TO STORE PEOPLE'S PHONE NUMBERS IS DOING NOW
January 12, 2025 at 12:14 AM
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🥹
A man stares sadly at his phone. Caption: Me watching my phone make a lil movie of the saddest month of my life without permission
January 7, 2025 at 12:09 AM