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oakmeow.bsky.social
bro
December 22, 2024 at 12:52 AM
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hankgreen.bsky.social
September 12 is the most common birthday in America because it is the peak of the baby season but also people would rather not schedule c-sections or inducements for September 11th.
A quite complex chart showing most and least common birthdays. Between July and September there are a lot of births. Christmas and New years are the time with the least!
December 20, 2024 at 5:19 AM
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wholesomememe.bsky.social
December 11, 2024 at 8:30 PM
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hydranoted.bsky.social
If gay people are fruity then straight people are vegetablely, and I HATE vegetables!!!!!!
December 10, 2024 at 9:16 PM
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hankgreen.bsky.social
YOU GUYS 😳
Text from a warriors book (about a society of cats that live wild in a forest) “"ShadowClan has the favor of Star Clan," Tigerstar swept on, ignoring the interruption. "We are blessed because we survived the sickness, and I have received the blessing of our warrior ancestors most of all because it was my task to restore the Clan and make it great again."”
December 2, 2024 at 4:52 AM
phantom2303.bsky.social
I need to religiously avoid convos about optics
November 28, 2024 at 10:19 PM
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shellbellheart.bsky.social
November 28, 2024 at 5:26 PM
phantom2303.bsky.social
November 28, 2024 at 5:27 PM
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staroxvia.bsky.social
she tweeted this from a phone that would have been unfathomably futuristic to a person from 1994
November 28, 2024 at 4:13 PM
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hausofdecline.bsky.social
Introducing old friend group to new one. Alex stands nervously in the middle of two groups of people, one her old friend group of Cis dudes and the other, her new friend group of trans women. Group of cis men meet group of trans women with initial awkwardnes. One cis man asks trepidatiously "do... you like Magic cards." A Trans woman answers "yeah." Everyone is getting along playing Magic cards, much to Alex's delight.
November 27, 2024 at 5:25 PM
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socdoneleft.bsky.social
Trump picked Russ Vought, a Christian nationalist, to head the White House Office of Management and Budget.

Vought expects his agenda to be so deeply unpopular that he's preparing the US military to crush protests.
November 27, 2024 at 3:26 AM
phantom2303.bsky.social
November 26, 2024 at 6:03 PM
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hausofdecline.bsky.social
A British woman has just given birth. She looks at her newborn and says "'e's a Gingih" We see the baby and the it has a knob of ginger for it's head. The woman says "joost like his da'" one of the OB/GYNs looks worried and asks "where is CLive, by the way?" The doctors find him in a darkened room, having taking his own life by grating his head. One doc exclaims "Bloody 'ell! 'E's grated 'imself." The other says "'e couldn't 'andle the pressih of fathuhhood, the knob."
November 26, 2024 at 3:18 PM
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hausofdecline.bsky.social
Ciudad Juárez, 1892. Juan holds up a Burrito and says "Behold Luis, I call it: The Burrito." Luis takes a bite and says "this is delicious Juan, but how on earth does this look like a little donkey." Juan considers this and says "it looks like the ones grew up with." Juan shows Luis the donkeys on his family farm whose bodies have been malformed into burrito shapes. One donkey repeats "kill me. kill me."
November 19, 2024 at 6:51 PM
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hausofdecline.bsky.social
A depressed man says "well there goes the last of the dopamine." He sits on the coutch and says "maybe if I watch all my favourite TV shows again I can get it back." Months pass. His beard grow steadily. After finishing, he now has a ZZ Top beard. "It didn't work," he says.
November 20, 2024 at 1:42 PM
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mayraphotography.bsky.social
No caption needed.
November 18, 2024 at 7:09 PM
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mnateshyamalan.bsky.social
a piece of bluesky lore i hold close to my heart: apparently this was the first skeet to reach 1,000 likes, at which point i found out that the devs had actively decided not to add the “,” for numbers >999 until they saw a post hit it lmfao. legends
mnateshyamalan.bsky.social soul nate @mnateshyamalan.bsky.social · Apr 27
guess where we’re complaining about it now bitch
November 17, 2024 at 5:25 PM
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contrapoints.bsky.social
fine I’ll use it
bsky.app Bluesky @bsky.app · Nov 16
Another day, another million new people have joined Bluesky!

18M users? 🙂‍↔️ 18M friends 🙂‍↕️
November 17, 2024 at 9:21 PM
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klbmd.bsky.social
November 16, 2024 at 8:07 PM
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davidpakman.bsky.social
I am really glad I did not stay up for the Tyson vs Paul fight. The glitching during earlier fights that made me turn it off was a blessing in disguise
November 16, 2024 at 12:25 PM
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staroxvia.bsky.social
i made a starter pack for former 🌹 twitter!! if you remember the demsoc bracket and miss the vibes, give this starter pack a shot!!

if you think you fit into this circle of people and wanna be added lemme know, and also below there are people i can't find and need help finding
go.bsky.app/5oH4nA1
November 15, 2024 at 10:34 PM
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socdoneleft.bsky.social
November 15, 2024 at 2:28 PM
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slazac.bsky.social
They should call it the nothing app because nothing fucking happens here
November 15, 2024 at 1:56 PM
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greynxgga69.bsky.social
REPOST THIS SO I CAN FIND MY OOMFS
🗣️🔥🔥🔥
November 14, 2024 at 10:21 AM