Phailhammer
@phailhammer.bsky.social
Aspiring artist and game developer. Bane of Cash_3ye's existence.
He/Him
Streaming schedule:
Video Games - Wednesdays 5:30-8pm Melbourne time:
Gave Dev - Saturdays 5-8pm Melbourne time: http://twitch.tv/phailhammer
He/Him
Streaming schedule:
Video Games - Wednesdays 5:30-8pm Melbourne time:
Gave Dev - Saturdays 5-8pm Melbourne time: http://twitch.tv/phailhammer
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This is actually quite brilliant, up to and including the final sentence 🔥
December 1, 2025 at 11:09 AM
This is actually quite brilliant, up to and including the final sentence 🔥
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Nesting offences.
My @smh @theage cartoon.
My @smh @theage cartoon.
December 1, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Nesting offences.
My @smh @theage cartoon.
My @smh @theage cartoon.
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AD-ROCK: Yo Ebenezer you gotta show re-
BEASTIES: MORSE
AD-ROCK: Redemption is not a mere matter of
Beasties: COURSE
MIKE D: We’ll show you Bob Cratchit’s not a lazy
BEASTIES: MOOCHER
MCA: We’re Christmas Past
MIKE D: Christmas Present
BEASTIES: AND CHRISTMAS FUTURE
BEASTIES: MORSE
AD-ROCK: Redemption is not a mere matter of
Beasties: COURSE
MIKE D: We’ll show you Bob Cratchit’s not a lazy
BEASTIES: MOOCHER
MCA: We’re Christmas Past
MIKE D: Christmas Present
BEASTIES: AND CHRISTMAS FUTURE
January 5, 2025 at 8:01 PM
AD-ROCK: Yo Ebenezer you gotta show re-
BEASTIES: MORSE
AD-ROCK: Redemption is not a mere matter of
Beasties: COURSE
MIKE D: We’ll show you Bob Cratchit’s not a lazy
BEASTIES: MOOCHER
MCA: We’re Christmas Past
MIKE D: Christmas Present
BEASTIES: AND CHRISTMAS FUTURE
BEASTIES: MORSE
AD-ROCK: Redemption is not a mere matter of
Beasties: COURSE
MIKE D: We’ll show you Bob Cratchit’s not a lazy
BEASTIES: MOOCHER
MCA: We’re Christmas Past
MIKE D: Christmas Present
BEASTIES: AND CHRISTMAS FUTURE
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It's that time of the year innit. It's sentimental...
As always, proceeds from sales of White Wine In The Sun over the Christmas period go to Aspect (Autism Spectrum Australia). ❤️
Thank you for listening, sharing and supporting this important organisation over the years.
youtu.be/x1rw1fx170s?...
As always, proceeds from sales of White Wine In The Sun over the Christmas period go to Aspect (Autism Spectrum Australia). ❤️
Thank you for listening, sharing and supporting this important organisation over the years.
youtu.be/x1rw1fx170s?...
White Wine In The Sun (2021) by Tim Minchin: BACK
YouTube video by Tim Minchin
youtu.be
November 30, 2025 at 1:21 PM
It's that time of the year innit. It's sentimental...
As always, proceeds from sales of White Wine In The Sun over the Christmas period go to Aspect (Autism Spectrum Australia). ❤️
Thank you for listening, sharing and supporting this important organisation over the years.
youtu.be/x1rw1fx170s?...
As always, proceeds from sales of White Wine In The Sun over the Christmas period go to Aspect (Autism Spectrum Australia). ❤️
Thank you for listening, sharing and supporting this important organisation over the years.
youtu.be/x1rw1fx170s?...
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oh they gave me a blue check now I can say how I REALLY feel!!! trans rights free Palestine housing is a human right universal health care for all six hour day for eight hours pay mandatory minimum wage raises that track to rent & cost of living protect the oceans & the rivers and bring back Jujubes
November 30, 2025 at 9:09 PM
oh they gave me a blue check now I can say how I REALLY feel!!! trans rights free Palestine housing is a human right universal health care for all six hour day for eight hours pay mandatory minimum wage raises that track to rent & cost of living protect the oceans & the rivers and bring back Jujubes
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Epic Games sent a DMCA notice to my online stores for my geology-themed design involving a crossed pickaxe and rock hammer that said "PICKS...or it didn't happen" because they asserted that Epic owned all rights to artwork/mention of pickaxes, right before an SVP annual conference. Eric cost me $$$
"Why stop at AI use? We could have mandatory disclosures for what shampoo brand the developer uses" — Epic boss Tim Sweeney says Steam should ditch its AI generated content disclosure. https://bit.ly/4a193vt
November 29, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Epic Games sent a DMCA notice to my online stores for my geology-themed design involving a crossed pickaxe and rock hammer that said "PICKS...or it didn't happen" because they asserted that Epic owned all rights to artwork/mention of pickaxes, right before an SVP annual conference. Eric cost me $$$
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What Australian outlets edited out of the opening of Kerry O'Brien's Walkley Awards speech on press freedom:
(The full speech is here: www.walkleys.com/dont-kid-you...)
(The full speech is here: www.walkleys.com/dont-kid-you...)
November 29, 2025 at 8:50 PM
What Australian outlets edited out of the opening of Kerry O'Brien's Walkley Awards speech on press freedom:
(The full speech is here: www.walkleys.com/dont-kid-you...)
(The full speech is here: www.walkleys.com/dont-kid-you...)
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This was the very first cartoon I did for @theageaustralia.bsky.social , back in 2021. The coalition's leaders may have changed but everything else has stayed the same.
November 13, 2025 at 6:42 AM
This was the very first cartoon I did for @theageaustralia.bsky.social , back in 2021. The coalition's leaders may have changed but everything else has stayed the same.
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November 29, 2025 at 8:19 PM
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"oh, don't forget to highlight, in bright red, the two-letter word in the tagline! the two letter word that's kind of the whole point of this clever ad campaign! the two letter word that links this show to the horror movie of the same name!"
"no problem boss. i'm on it"
"no problem boss. i'm on it"
November 29, 2025 at 8:51 PM
"oh, don't forget to highlight, in bright red, the two-letter word in the tagline! the two letter word that's kind of the whole point of this clever ad campaign! the two letter word that links this show to the horror movie of the same name!"
"no problem boss. i'm on it"
"no problem boss. i'm on it"
Working on a reinforcement system for Midnight Problem (personal project) | Game Development in Unity twitch.tv/phailhammer
Phailhammer - Twitch
Working on a reinforcement system for Midnight Problem (personal project)
twitch.tv
November 30, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Working on a reinforcement system for Midnight Problem (personal project) | Game Development in Unity twitch.tv/phailhammer
A Glorious Victory Will Soon Be Yours! | Fall of the Samurai - Tosa Republic twitch.tv/phailhammer
Phailhammer - Twitch
A Glorious Victory Will Soon Be Yours! | Fall of the Samurai - Tosa Republic
twitch.tv
November 29, 2025 at 6:03 AM
A Glorious Victory Will Soon Be Yours! | Fall of the Samurai - Tosa Republic twitch.tv/phailhammer
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@deadder.bsky.social nails it again… 😳
November 28, 2025 at 9:09 AM
@deadder.bsky.social nails it again… 😳
Introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen
The Seekers (Sydney Opera House, 1999)
Rise Against (Horden Pavilion, 2014?)
Flow (The Star, 2024)
Green Day (Marvel Stadium, 2025)
Inertia (Landsdowne Hotel, 2025)
The Seekers (Sydney Opera House, 1999)
Rise Against (Horden Pavilion, 2014?)
Flow (The Star, 2024)
Green Day (Marvel Stadium, 2025)
Inertia (Landsdowne Hotel, 2025)
Introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen
FRONT LINE ASSEMBLY
NINE INCH NAILS
MINISTRY
STRAPPING YOUNG LAD
THE WEAKERTHANS
FRONT LINE ASSEMBLY
NINE INCH NAILS
MINISTRY
STRAPPING YOUNG LAD
THE WEAKERTHANS
Introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen:
CHVRCHES
Porter Robinson
BAND MAID
ONE OK ROCK
The Beaches
(There are so many swaths of my music taste limited by desire to travel)
CHVRCHES
Porter Robinson
BAND MAID
ONE OK ROCK
The Beaches
(There are so many swaths of my music taste limited by desire to travel)
November 28, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen
The Seekers (Sydney Opera House, 1999)
Rise Against (Horden Pavilion, 2014?)
Flow (The Star, 2024)
Green Day (Marvel Stadium, 2025)
Inertia (Landsdowne Hotel, 2025)
The Seekers (Sydney Opera House, 1999)
Rise Against (Horden Pavilion, 2014?)
Flow (The Star, 2024)
Green Day (Marvel Stadium, 2025)
Inertia (Landsdowne Hotel, 2025)
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An important detail is that little dude delivered this while wearing a red dress that brings to mind nothing so much as Kate Bush’s Wuthering Heights music video. A true icon.
November 27, 2025 at 5:27 PM
An important detail is that little dude delivered this while wearing a red dress that brings to mind nothing so much as Kate Bush’s Wuthering Heights music video. A true icon.
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My nephew: Are you a girl or a boy?
Me: a boy, I used to look more like a girl but then I turned into a boy
Nephew: How???
Me: I went to the doctor and they gave me some medicine
Nephew: …
Nephew, bragging now: I’M a boy and I didn’t even HAVE to go to the doctor
Me: a boy, I used to look more like a girl but then I turned into a boy
Nephew: How???
Me: I went to the doctor and they gave me some medicine
Nephew: …
Nephew, bragging now: I’M a boy and I didn’t even HAVE to go to the doctor
November 27, 2025 at 3:41 PM
My nephew: Are you a girl or a boy?
Me: a boy, I used to look more like a girl but then I turned into a boy
Nephew: How???
Me: I went to the doctor and they gave me some medicine
Nephew: …
Nephew, bragging now: I’M a boy and I didn’t even HAVE to go to the doctor
Me: a boy, I used to look more like a girl but then I turned into a boy
Nephew: How???
Me: I went to the doctor and they gave me some medicine
Nephew: …
Nephew, bragging now: I’M a boy and I didn’t even HAVE to go to the doctor
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Barnaby out.
My @smh @theage cartoon.
My @smh @theage cartoon.
November 27, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Barnaby out.
My @smh @theage cartoon.
My @smh @theage cartoon.
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November 25, 2025 at 4:55 PM
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The “debate”.
My @smh @theage cartoon.
My @smh @theage cartoon.
November 26, 2025 at 8:39 PM
The “debate”.
My @smh @theage cartoon.
My @smh @theage cartoon.
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Interesting, now we can see where the accounts are based.
November 23, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Interesting, now we can see where the accounts are based.
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Tech-bro fuckwits will do literally ANYTHING except take reasonable, responsible, obvious ground level steps to help.
“Well we’re not gonna stop burning rainforests or draining rivers for data centres… so how about that thing a fucking cartoon did as a joke to make fun of evil billionaires?!
“Well we’re not gonna stop burning rainforests or draining rivers for data centres… so how about that thing a fucking cartoon did as a joke to make fun of evil billionaires?!
A 25-person startup is developing technology to block the sun and turn down the planet’s thermostat.
The stakes are huge — and the company and its critics say regulations need to catch up.
Read more: politi.co/4iaojIc
The stakes are huge — and the company and its critics say regulations need to catch up.
Read more: politi.co/4iaojIc
November 23, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Tech-bro fuckwits will do literally ANYTHING except take reasonable, responsible, obvious ground level steps to help.
“Well we’re not gonna stop burning rainforests or draining rivers for data centres… so how about that thing a fucking cartoon did as a joke to make fun of evil billionaires?!
“Well we’re not gonna stop burning rainforests or draining rivers for data centres… so how about that thing a fucking cartoon did as a joke to make fun of evil billionaires?!