Kyle, MD
@phagotcyte.bsky.social
Have no one to share these with right now, which do we prefer?
September 17, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Have no one to share these with right now, which do we prefer?
Really been thinking about the Grindr profile visiting for Renaissance that said “damn, Kansas City, y’all a bunch of critters.”
June 17, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Really been thinking about the Grindr profile visiting for Renaissance that said “damn, Kansas City, y’all a bunch of critters.”
Not me overthinking what number of dates I should have before making out with this man. Flashback to college
April 3, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Not me overthinking what number of dates I should have before making out with this man. Flashback to college
How am I supposed to have my hot girl era when my rear camera is busted 😔
March 19, 2025 at 4:23 PM
How am I supposed to have my hot girl era when my rear camera is busted 😔
I think quite frequently about how hiring for residency was -this- close to being ruled an unfair hiring practice and it makes me so sad because I’m here being held hostage financially and emotionally by the medical training complex
March 13, 2025 at 4:51 PM
I think quite frequently about how hiring for residency was -this- close to being ruled an unfair hiring practice and it makes me so sad because I’m here being held hostage financially and emotionally by the medical training complex
I just feel so sad today.
February 26, 2025 at 2:38 AM
I just feel so sad today.
One of the hottest people ever is talking to me??? Suddenly I don’t know how to socialize 🤧
February 2, 2025 at 5:53 AM
One of the hottest people ever is talking to me??? Suddenly I don’t know how to socialize 🤧
So many f*gs on Hinge here with “moderate,” “not political,” and “republican” makes me want to fucking scream
January 29, 2025 at 1:40 AM
So many f*gs on Hinge here with “moderate,” “not political,” and “republican” makes me want to fucking scream
The horrors persist yet so do I
January 28, 2025 at 12:30 AM
The horrors persist yet so do I
Tbh my stocks of being a vegan baker have only gone up since egg-flation 📈
January 27, 2025 at 7:33 AM
Tbh my stocks of being a vegan baker have only gone up since egg-flation 📈
As a doctor and a mental health advocate, I’m already terrified of the ramifications of the past 48 hours.
January 22, 2025 at 1:04 AM
As a doctor and a mental health advocate, I’m already terrified of the ramifications of the past 48 hours.
Tipsy and I want to message my crush so bad even though that ship has sailed 🤧
January 15, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Tipsy and I want to message my crush so bad even though that ship has sailed 🤧
Not to be a bitch but exploring dating apps and setting the standard of only speaking to people that make me do a double take… means I’m swiping left 99.9% of the time lmao
January 9, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Not to be a bitch but exploring dating apps and setting the standard of only speaking to people that make me do a double take… means I’m swiping left 99.9% of the time lmao
Feeling good about the chest today after chest day
January 3, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Feeling good about the chest today after chest day
First workout of the year ✅
January 2, 2025 at 4:46 AM
First workout of the year ✅
I have thirst trap paralysis, wanting to be a hoe again online but don’t know what to post
December 24, 2024 at 8:14 AM
I have thirst trap paralysis, wanting to be a hoe again online but don’t know what to post
She’s single again 🫠
December 19, 2024 at 8:14 PM
She’s single again 🫠
Baked a wedding cake that I hated yet every person insisted it looked professionally made. Good to know my dysmorphia also applies to my baked goods lol
December 16, 2024 at 8:22 PM
Baked a wedding cake that I hated yet every person insisted it looked professionally made. Good to know my dysmorphia also applies to my baked goods lol
Just got emotional at the realization that my grandparents, with their minimal/absent English, would take me to the McDonald’s drive through and order for me when they babysat me. What an amazing expression of love.
December 9, 2024 at 5:04 AM
Just got emotional at the realization that my grandparents, with their minimal/absent English, would take me to the McDonald’s drive through and order for me when they babysat me. What an amazing expression of love.
One of my hottest moots ever deactivated all socials, holding a memorial in this space
December 6, 2024 at 7:40 PM
One of my hottest moots ever deactivated all socials, holding a memorial in this space
Just had an allergic reaction to banana, call that bananaphylaxis
December 4, 2024 at 4:21 AM
Just had an allergic reaction to banana, call that bananaphylaxis