Pete Font
@pfontana81.bsky.social
I'm a teacher who frankly, wants to stop teaching.
There was a brief period when I was in college where I thought people paid to write about politics for a living must be at least slightly smart people
November 26, 2025 at 12:36 AM
There was a brief period when I was in college where I thought people paid to write about politics for a living must be at least slightly smart people
Sometimes when I realize I've been dealing with untreated mental illness for years I think of Israel supporters and realize I'm actually not that bad and I could be so much worse
November 25, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Sometimes when I realize I've been dealing with untreated mental illness for years I think of Israel supporters and realize I'm actually not that bad and I could be so much worse
U kno this mfer in those flight logs
November 19, 2025 at 1:42 AM
U kno this mfer in those flight logs
EpSteIn EmAiLs ReVeaL a lOsT NeW yoRK
November 16, 2025 at 4:53 PM
EpSteIn EmAiLs ReVeaL a lOsT NeW yoRK
Lol I just found this 10 year old thermonuclear tweet in my Google drive
November 16, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Lol I just found this 10 year old thermonuclear tweet in my Google drive
It's not ideal that a broad swath of our political pundit class are deeply tedious, thick-headed and dense people
November 16, 2025 at 4:00 PM
It's not ideal that a broad swath of our political pundit class are deeply tedious, thick-headed and dense people
I just found this on my Google drive lol, I deeply respect this guy's lifelong commitment to always being stupid and wrong
November 16, 2025 at 3:19 PM
I just found this on my Google drive lol, I deeply respect this guy's lifelong commitment to always being stupid and wrong
The pie chart between powerful supporters of genocide and child sex trafficking Epstein pen pals, is very often a single circle. It's not just one evil they love, but many. He's also likely the kinda guy who would've paid a Bosnia Serb commander 90k to get a chance to murder a civilian.
November 13, 2025 at 1:51 PM
The pie chart between powerful supporters of genocide and child sex trafficking Epstein pen pals, is very often a single circle. It's not just one evil they love, but many. He's also likely the kinda guy who would've paid a Bosnia Serb commander 90k to get a chance to murder a civilian.
If the computer doesn't see right through my amicable demeanor and routine responses to your questions revealing my desire to kill you and parade your severed head through your own office in an act of righteous justice, than it isn't working properly and shouldn't be used in the recruitment process
November 7, 2025 at 6:31 PM
If the computer doesn't see right through my amicable demeanor and routine responses to your questions revealing my desire to kill you and parade your severed head through your own office in an act of righteous justice, than it isn't working properly and shouldn't be used in the recruitment process
Baseball is over after tonight. Now the players fatten up on seal blubber for the long winter hibernation and the baseball trees shed the rest of their fruit. It was ok, Mets didn't make it, but Ive decided where my current loyalties lie.
November 1, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Baseball is over after tonight. Now the players fatten up on seal blubber for the long winter hibernation and the baseball trees shed the rest of their fruit. It was ok, Mets didn't make it, but Ive decided where my current loyalties lie.
In a strange turn of events, Prelate Mar Awa III of the Assyrian Church of the East is actually also from Chicago. They're both getting hot dog mustard stains on holy relics. Dude is probably handwriting Sunday football parlays with an ivory quill of Saint Isaac of Nineveh
October 30, 2025 at 7:05 PM
In a strange turn of events, Prelate Mar Awa III of the Assyrian Church of the East is actually also from Chicago. They're both getting hot dog mustard stains on holy relics. Dude is probably handwriting Sunday football parlays with an ivory quill of Saint Isaac of Nineveh
Haven't seen or thought about her since I left Twitter almost 5 years ago. Glad to see she still looks like she just got embalmed.
October 28, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Haven't seen or thought about her since I left Twitter almost 5 years ago. Glad to see she still looks like she just got embalmed.
She always be askin "and whos this hoe?" looking at my text history from like 7 years ago even though this was her last three exes 🙄
October 17, 2025 at 3:53 AM
She always be askin "and whos this hoe?" looking at my text history from like 7 years ago even though this was her last three exes 🙄
Walt Whitman wouldve needed an entire Long Island Fire Brigade to cut him out of his pants if he saw this
October 16, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Walt Whitman wouldve needed an entire Long Island Fire Brigade to cut him out of his pants if he saw this
In 19 hundred and 79, Christopher Cross sailed the ocean fine. Happy Christopher Cross Day 🦩⛵🌅
October 13, 2025 at 3:02 PM
In 19 hundred and 79, Christopher Cross sailed the ocean fine. Happy Christopher Cross Day 🦩⛵🌅
I could write for the New York Times. Let me have a go:
"Few citizens dare object to their efficient high speed trains or the state's authoritarian desire to not incinerate the human race in a climate change apocalypse, Western experts are still perplexed by this fascinating peak into The Asian Mi
"Few citizens dare object to their efficient high speed trains or the state's authoritarian desire to not incinerate the human race in a climate change apocalypse, Western experts are still perplexed by this fascinating peak into The Asian Mi
October 12, 2025 at 4:22 PM
I could write for the New York Times. Let me have a go:
"Few citizens dare object to their efficient high speed trains or the state's authoritarian desire to not incinerate the human race in a climate change apocalypse, Western experts are still perplexed by this fascinating peak into The Asian Mi
"Few citizens dare object to their efficient high speed trains or the state's authoritarian desire to not incinerate the human race in a climate change apocalypse, Western experts are still perplexed by this fascinating peak into The Asian Mi
Politico is Fox News for dimwitted, suburban liberals. Doesn't matter if it's true, it's what you want to hear.
October 8, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Politico is Fox News for dimwitted, suburban liberals. Doesn't matter if it's true, it's what you want to hear.