Rush looks totally different tonight. Helps that Jalyx gets to be the shift-change guy.

One fairly random turnover and they go into turtle mode for a full half.

"We're scared of the pass rush, so we're going to run the ball over and over, throw a bunch of quick game stuff, and take some really slow-developing play actions out of very heavy personnel." No wonder that isn't working.

I believe they ran consecutive play-action pass plays out of 13 with no AJ on the field, which seems like... malpractice.

Ten total yards on those runs.

does the Apple deal require them to turn playoff scheduling over to a half-functional AI?

A troll is generally not as self-serious and thin-skinned.

I mean, the most impressive thing is that he looked at these results and then gave a concession speech in which he claimed that Krasner lost.

Needed to save all the DeVonta inbreakers until Week 8 (and possibly only Week 8).

It seems very strange to take that out on Jalen rather than the HC, OC, or even the OL (who were, by all reporting, the driving force behind the run-first approach last year). But interpersonal stuff is, I suppose, unknowable.

Especially because, from the outside, it does not seem like the problem is “Jalen isn’t throwing it to AJ when he’s open,” it’s that “the offensive game plan and design does not prioritize getting AJ the ball.”

Playing for fourth downs and field goals, such a winning strategy.