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clicking, but like, getting faster
one of these days i am going to play a video game normally but unfortunately that day is. not now. and i maxed out the devotion, sermon, and doctrine skill trees in cult of the lamb before i even fought heket
April 10, 2024 at 6:57 PM
i told them the post made me uncomfortable and it switched to “LOOK at these UNHINGED KARENS” like i KNOW what you’re doing
so i started an instagram where the ONLY thing I do is post updates on my glass collection. I don’t follow anybody, I don’t scroll, i JUST post pictures of my glass.

Why am I getting sent down the alt-right pipeline
December 20, 2023 at 5:33 PM
so i started an instagram where the ONLY thing I do is post updates on my glass collection. I don’t follow anybody, I don’t scroll, i JUST post pictures of my glass.

Why am I getting sent down the alt-right pipeline
December 20, 2023 at 5:28 PM
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(feliz navidad voice) my niece shot a cop
November 21, 2023 at 6:08 PM
how the actual fuck did defunctland pull that off
November 20, 2023 at 12:44 AM
holy shit, if you’re out there - you’ve got an OPPORTUNITY
November 16, 2023 at 10:49 PM
if you see this, post any photo in your gallery with no explanation
November 13, 2023 at 9:20 PM
@jonbois.bsky.social hey totally random q - do you have any updates on the status of 20020?
November 5, 2023 at 6:32 AM
“they have access to information we don’t. what if it’s actually justifiable” what possible additional information could make indiscriminantly carpet bombing a nation, LET ALONE a city where over half of the residents are children, acceptable to you
don’t let our politicians walk this back.

every government official. local, state, or federal. every single one who came out in support of this blatant. obvious. TRANSPARENT genocide.

they see the outrage too. the international outcry.

they. were. warned.

they chose to support it anyway.
October 27, 2023 at 11:01 PM
don’t let our politicians walk this back.

every government official. local, state, or federal. every single one who came out in support of this blatant. obvious. TRANSPARENT genocide.

they see the outrage too. the international outcry.

they. were. warned.

they chose to support it anyway.
October 27, 2023 at 10:56 PM
"Google's not getting worse. What are you talking about" google is now actively assuming that you MEANT to typo a word you literally spelled correctly so that it can force ads down your throat
October 24, 2023 at 3:00 PM
im about to start writing another mlp fic.

the premise is changeling prophunt.

i swear to god if ANY of you pull deep meaning from this one like you did with the Sweetie Belle Uranium Glass Shitpost i swear to GOD i will riot
October 24, 2023 at 2:49 AM
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Full sequence of the annular solar eclipse at Shiprock, New Mexico. This was a dream composition of mine. So much time, energy, and money went into making it happen. I'm forever grateful to the Navajo for letting me shoot it from sacred ground. An experience I'll never forget.
October 19, 2023 at 2:50 AM
Six years of probation, $8700, and an apology letter.

The price of trying to overturn the will of the people in this country is six years of probation, $8700, and an apology letter.

This will not be the last attempted coup we see in our lifetimes.
October 19, 2023 at 3:46 PM
October 16, 2023 at 8:48 PM
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The joke is on you, Baby.
October 16, 2023 at 6:45 PM
hey if any of y’all know someone who needs an invite code, hit me up
October 8, 2023 at 5:55 PM
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if you think about it, compared to COVID and various other tragedies in the last year, 9/11 was a little bit of a lowbie
October 8, 2023 at 3:59 PM
shoutouts to my parents for saying “yeah, knock yourself out” when i asked to try their liquor-filled chocolates when I was 10. What a stunningly effective anti-alcoholism measure
September 26, 2023 at 1:48 AM
hello bluesky. you should read austraeoh. what is it? can’t tell you. but you can find it with a google search. and you will not regret taking the plunge
September 26, 2023 at 1:42 AM
September 23, 2023 at 8:19 AM
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Tulin 💚 one of my fav chars from TOTK!
September 21, 2023 at 8:46 PM
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me: can you hold this paper on my fridge?

magnet: hell yeah easy

me: what about 2 papers

magnet: do i look like a fucking gorilla to you
September 21, 2023 at 12:38 AM
bluesky add video support right the fuck now I just performed the weezer riff on hand flute while drunk and i NEED to share it with the world
September 17, 2023 at 12:48 AM
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“congressperson lauren boebert ejected from a live action showing of beetlejuice for vaping and jerking a dude off” is perhaps the most haunted combination of words ever put into the universe
September 15, 2023 at 10:46 PM