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rebekka
@pewterbaw.bsky.social
Sometimes I bend over. Sometimes I stand up. Usually in Edinburgh. Always a cat mom.

Buy me a coffee: https://ko-fi.com/rebekkap
My main profile pic on dating sites is of my cat when she was a kitten. The other day a guy came over and accused me of catfishing because she gained weight when she became an adult.
March 23, 2025 at 9:42 PM
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What's YOUR Big Idea?

We want to hear all about it, and you could be selected to deliver your pitch in front of the industry at The Stage's #FutureOfTheatre conference 💡

Pitch your ideas for the theatre industry: www.thestage.co.uk/events/f...
March 19, 2025 at 10:51 AM
I’m performing in a play! A new writing work in progress about two estranged siblings locked in an escape room together. Script in hand performances tomorrow and Friday. Get your tickets here!

www.eventbrite.co.uk/e/play-on-a-...
Play On - A Read Through Rehearsal
Two estranged siblings stuck in an escape room looking for their mother's will. A dark comedy with a Shakespearian twist. By Erin Boulter.
www.eventbrite.co.uk
March 19, 2025 at 11:37 AM
It’s that time again. Time to indulge in an entire loaf of Wharburtons soft white bread.
March 19, 2025 at 10:55 AM
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ICYMI: Schoolchildren from across the North East of England will be among the first in the world to see a new musical based on Macbeth and produced by Michael Harrison.

👉 www.thestage.co.uk/news/pro...
March 15, 2025 at 5:59 AM
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Laughter is important

Here is a gif so that you can show people being funny in the internet that you are also laughing

Ah it feels good
March 15, 2025 at 6:52 AM
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Remember, the correct way to address Dracula in France is "Nosferavous".
March 15, 2025 at 10:17 AM
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Listen to our podcast, come to our shows.

open.spotify.com/episode/1q3D...
March 12, 2025 at 7:40 PM
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Meanwhile in UK
March 8, 2025 at 8:59 PM
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Oh, Scottish Theatre Hive Mind: I am amassing quite a collection of short, small cast pieces that I think might be very suitable for Festival audiences. Is there anyone out there who might want a chat?
March 6, 2025 at 10:58 AM
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I’m giving up for Lent
March 6, 2025 at 8:18 AM
Back from a gig where a misogynist “comic” did not get laughs. So gratifying to be in that room!
March 6, 2025 at 12:16 AM
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Today I broke an #accessibility feature on my site, and turned off #audio for UK users.

Everyone else can listen as usual. UK users cannot.

You can still read the text. But you can't hear the #accessible version.

This is the Online Safety Act: www.girlonthenet.com/osa/

Pls share
March 4, 2025 at 10:41 PM
How many mini eggs can I eat before bed without disturbing my sleep? Let’s find out!
March 4, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Uterus?! We hardly know you!
March 4, 2025 at 10:12 PM
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Look, nobody needs life advice from me, a certified sack of crap. But if you're thinking about denying yourself chocolate or booze this Lent, don't bother. Instead, help someone else. Jesus will appreciate you just as much, you'll really help someone who needs it, and you can still have a Wispa.
March 3, 2025 at 1:18 PM
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Who do I know in Glasgow? Tickets are selling nicely for this, but I would LOVE to sell it out, so any shares from local people or people with Glasgow audiences would be tremendously helpful! Can't wait to come back for the first time in years!

www.glasgowcomedyfestival.com/events/joz-n...
Joz Norris: You Wait. Time Passes. - Glasgow International Comedy Festival
Comedians’ Choice Award-winner Joz Norris has completed his life’s work, and he’s finally ready to unveil it to the world. But what will he do next? A new show about closure, from the creator and star...
www.glasgowcomedyfestival.com
March 3, 2025 at 12:09 PM
This is not a joke just a hot tip.
Bought some knockoff mini eggs at Lidl the other day. They are not exactly the same but they are close enough that the massive price savings makes them 1000% worth it.
March 3, 2025 at 12:37 PM
Bought some knockoff mini eggs at Lidl the other day. They are not exactly the same but they are close enough that the massive price savings makes them 1000% worth it.
March 3, 2025 at 12:37 PM
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🆓 TONIGHT 🆓

Our fortnightly open mic night returns! Full-on, no holds barred live comedy for anyone and everyone.

Hosted by #MCHammersmith and @rosslesliecomedy.bsky.social

✏️ Sign-up from 7pm
🍻 Barrel Bar open til 1am
🎟️ FREE ENTRY!
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#comedy #openmic #whatsonedinburgh
March 3, 2025 at 11:35 AM
this morning my cat was crying so I reached over to her with my eyes still closed… and accidentally scritched her butthole. 🫣😶‍🌫️
March 2, 2025 at 8:00 PM
@bethanyblack.bsky.social this morning my cat was crying so I reached over to her with my eyes still closed… and accidentally scritched her butthole. 🫣😶‍🌫️
March 2, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Learned a new horrifying medical turn of phrase: “habitual aborter” for someone who has recurrent miscarriages. So cruel.
March 2, 2025 at 8:36 AM
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Dydd Gŵyl Dewi Hapus! Happy Saint David's Day!
March 1, 2025 at 5:04 PM