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Petrok 'Rookie' Laidir | 🪙&🏆
@petroklaidir.bsky.social
Llomerryn Boy | Early 30s

Pro Treasure Seeker and Adventuring Guide

Hacking old-ass puzzles hiding gold since 9:40🐉

All work enqs to Lords of Fortune HQ
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((Dragon Age RP acc by @rooklaidir.bsky.social, occasionally NSFW 🔞, OOC in double brackets))
Look, Quiz, you got that steadfast, settled vibe that'll get me climbing walls in about a week, but hey, I could be wayyy off base.

So if I can convince you to try something new and wild to go alongside that jawline?

Would.
January 18, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Was hoping you'd say that.

One big boom coming right up!

/There is a big boom, it came right up. Rocks tumble, completely sealing the entrance. He loads the horse with gold./

Let's get this back for you. /salutes/
December 21, 2024 at 7:36 PM
/Petrok wipes the ichor off his sword, wide-eyed at the glittering pile before them./

What a haul! Might need Mistress to take it all back- and your man.

We got options. I'll help you board up so you can go deeper later, or we blow the entrance.

/He pats his bag fill of mini gaatlok bombs./
December 21, 2024 at 6:10 PM
/Over millenia water has seeped through, stalagmites and stalactites joining, geometric carvings and runes visible through the natural columns/

/Petrok spoke in a hushed whisper/

Oh yeah, yeah - Dwarven, the writing's directing towards -something- nearby...

((Do you have a plan for the scream 👀))
December 20, 2024 at 4:41 PM
/Petrok hops off his horse and ties him to a nearby post, pulling a satchel over his head./

Sure thing. What's in the -

/He hears the scream, and fast draws his broadsword./

Never a dull day on the job, huh?

/He's wary, venturing only a short way in on his own, grabbing a torch from the wall. /
December 20, 2024 at 3:02 PM
At that fussy age, huh? I've got some dog biscuits if that'll keep 'im going? 😉

Otherwise, all good. I've brought some, ah, fast solutions, if you need to get back.

/he catches himself, turning back to Natalie/

Just, don't light a fire around the horse, kay?

Lead the way!
December 17, 2024 at 2:54 PM
Definite darkspawn, yeouch! Sounding Deep Roady for sure. And no sweat on keeping it on the down low - fancy armour's for off the job. No one needs to know the Lords are here until I'm on my way out.

Nice you've got a small army. You interested in getting a blade stuck in again?
December 16, 2024 at 10:17 AM
First things first, though - find an inn and shave four days scrub to feel clean again. Can't trust myself with a straight razor on a ship, even in fair sailing.

Abril pouting we were mean. Haze done, I'm positive she'll get us good soon enough. I'll buy her one of those gelatos to say sorry😬
December 15, 2024 at 10:15 PM
Oh man, I know the feeling

Lovely to meet you, too! I'm just happy to be in such esteemed company these days!
December 15, 2024 at 10:12 PM
Greetings! Yes Ma'am - me and my Deep Roads kit ready to see what you've got. And as a curtesy, Isabela's footing my bill. Anything we find is yours.

What's the sitch? Old Farmer Tim kept his mouth shut, or will we have an audience?
December 15, 2024 at 10:10 PM
/He approaches a gate with ornate owl and lion sigil and, with a jovial word to the guards, passes through to approach the Estate./

Hello, there! Anyone home?!
December 15, 2024 at 6:15 PM
/A human man clad in fur and leather rides a tired, well-packed though not overladen horse. As the horse walks, gold flashes around his neck and from the hilts of a broadsword and rapier, but he's otherwise outwardly plain, short bow in easy reach./
December 15, 2024 at 6:15 PM
Great! I enjoy not being skewered ;)

((Ah, I did a longform one on tumblr a few years back so let's just make it up 🤣 Am I alright to manoeuvre your guards?Unless you want that chat at the gate? ))
December 15, 2024 at 5:17 PM
On a horse to the estate as we speak, I've brought treats for the hound o7

((Are you okay with a smattering of prose? I can do/have back either, just not familiar with the etiquette for shortform RP!))
December 15, 2024 at 4:53 PM
No, haha is she usually?

I was the mean one. But I was stuck south for most of the two years the inquisiton were active, trailing after a Lord who would not believe the Inquisitor was a treasure hunter too

... you're That Veiljumper they call Rook right?

Damn, meeting all the celebrities today.
December 15, 2024 at 4:02 PM
She's a fantastic recruit and honestly feeling a liiittle guilty playing tricks, but we'll tell her at Salle.

Natalie reedged this rapier for me - saves Thedas AND this guy, what a star. Have a job with her on the cards

How'd you guys meet?
December 14, 2024 at 9:12 PM
Haha don't think the bay's deep enough honestly, but someone always has a story in the alehouse so you never know

Maybe Abril will save our asses afterall
December 14, 2024 at 8:51 PM
Come up to Rivain and I'll hook you up with a sunbed, parasol and a fruity drink of your choice - alcoholic content up to you
December 14, 2024 at 8:06 AM
What bullshit's he done now? I don't know how you wardens cope.
December 12, 2024 at 7:23 AM
Then we have the kid, Abril, late teens, human. She has zero sea legs apparently. Hiked her way from the border with Antiva to try her luck with the Lords. She's got a knack for time magic and healing with and without spirits, no combat experience so far.

We don't yet know her opinion on puzzles.
December 12, 2024 at 12:20 AM