Pro Treasure Seeker and Adventuring Guide
Hacking old-ass puzzles hiding gold since 9:40🐉
All work enqs to Lords of Fortune HQ
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((Dragon Age RP acc by @rooklaidir.bsky.social, occasionally NSFW 🔞, OOC in double brackets))
Heh heh
(But seriously got four rounds of twenty one in before they spotted our Gold and we were turfed. Prejudiced - wasn't cheating! Got enough coin for fancy dinner, though.)
Heh heh
(But seriously got four rounds of twenty one in before they spotted our Gold and we were turfed. Prejudiced - wasn't cheating! Got enough coin for fancy dinner, though.)
We're in Antiva way too early to meet the client so the team can sightsee here then slowly move inland. I got one of the many casinos on the cards for petty cash extension but otherwise - any reccs?
Abril admitted she was scared of the kraken (in Rialto Bay?!) so we've got her doing Very Important nonsense wards around the ship every dawn at EXACTLY sunrise.
Probably given a porpoise a headache, and I guess no kraken so it works 🤭
Me. The senior Lord and the Face. I'm the one with the kitty who has to be personable at all times. A face is invaluable on the contracted work to give folk the 🌟 experience 🌟 they're paying for.
We're in Antiva way too early to meet the client so the team can sightsee here then slowly move inland. I got one of the many casinos on the cards for petty cash extension but otherwise - any reccs?
Abril admitted she was scared of the kraken (in Rialto Bay?!) so we've got her doing Very Important nonsense wards around the ship every dawn at EXACTLY sunrise.
Probably given a porpoise a headache, and I guess no kraken so it works 🤭
Me. The senior Lord and the Face. I'm the one with the kitty who has to be personable at all times. A face is invaluable on the contracted work to give folk the 🌟 experience 🌟 they're paying for.
We've got a noble fifty miles outside Salle with more land than they know what to do with. So - farm, take cut. Locals agree but won't go near a fat square of forest because "curse"
That's localese for "old magic" or "giant pit people fall into" aka surfaced Deep Roads
Abril admitted she was scared of the kraken (in Rialto Bay?!) so we've got her doing Very Important nonsense wards around the ship every dawn at EXACTLY sunrise.
Probably given a porpoise a headache, and I guess no kraken so it works 🤭
So - bring it: give me a food and I'll rate it outta ten with and without Red.
So - bring it: give me a food and I'll rate it outta ten with and without Red.
Me. The senior Lord and the Face. I'm the one with the kitty who has to be personable at all times. A face is invaluable on the contracted work to give folk the 🌟 experience 🌟 they're paying for.
We've got a noble fifty miles outside Salle with more land than they know what to do with. So - farm, take cut. Locals agree but won't go near a fat square of forest because "curse"
That's localese for "old magic" or "giant pit people fall into" aka surfaced Deep Roads
We don't have rules-rules on it because if you tell tell half these people to duck they'll argue to the point they're knocked out, but the usual pattern is:
Me. The senior Lord and the Face. I'm the one with the kitty who has to be personable at all times. A face is invaluable on the contracted work to give folk the 🌟 experience 🌟 they're paying for.
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We've got a noble fifty miles outside Salle with more land than they know what to do with. So - farm, take cut. Locals agree but won't go near a fat square of forest because "curse"
That's localese for "old magic" or "giant pit people fall into" aka surfaced Deep Roads
We don't have rules-rules on it because if you tell tell half these people to duck they'll argue to the point they're knocked out, but the usual pattern is:
We've got a noble fifty miles outside Salle with more land than they know what to do with. So - farm, take cut. Locals agree but won't go near a fat square of forest because "curse"
That's localese for "old magic" or "giant pit people fall into" aka surfaced Deep Roads
We don't have rules-rules on it because if you tell tell half these people to duck they'll argue to the point they're knocked out, but the usual pattern is:
We don't have rules-rules on it because if you tell tell half these people to duck they'll argue to the point they're knocked out, but the usual pattern is:
This is why you don't get to wear the gold until proven, can't show us up.
Welcome to the lower ranks, kiddo!
We've got a strong easterly her weather guy's saying'll hold
so we're running east hugging lat to hit Salle. Said I have to pay her as if we poodled all round Rialto bay and ma'am if we get across in one piece I am happy to do so
Bring it!
This is why you don't get to wear the gold until proven, can't show us up.
Welcome to the lower ranks, kiddo!
We've got a strong easterly her weather guy's saying'll hold
so we're running east hugging lat to hit Salle. Said I have to pay her as if we poodled all round Rialto bay and ma'am if we get across in one piece I am happy to do so
Bring it!
We've got a strong easterly her weather guy's saying'll hold
so we're running east hugging lat to hit Salle. Said I have to pay her as if we poodled all round Rialto bay and ma'am if we get across in one piece I am happy to do so
Bring it!
You have to do that or less on expeditions to not be an ass to the kid on the team - they don't need to be hazed the whole month lugging ur formalwear
Speaking from experience...
Either wear your guild gold to be IDed, or roll in the stuff like a noble, no fuzzy inbetween.
You'd think more folk would put a knife between your ribs for wearing so much loot, but it makes cutthroats suspicious, like a bright red frog with "lick me" inked on.
You have to do that or less on expeditions to not be an ass to the kid on the team - they don't need to be hazed the whole month lugging ur formalwear
Speaking from experience...
Either wear your guild gold to be IDed, or roll in the stuff like a noble, no fuzzy inbetween.
You'd think more folk would put a knife between your ribs for wearing so much loot, but it makes cutthroats suspicious, like a bright red frog with "lick me" inked on.
Either wear your guild gold to be IDed, or roll in the stuff like a noble, no fuzzy inbetween.
You'd think more folk would put a knife between your ribs for wearing so much loot, but it makes cutthroats suspicious, like a bright red frog with "lick me" inked on.