Petroleum Blownapart
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Petroleum Blownapart
@petroblownapart.bsky.social
Cognitive Science student at UC Santa Cruz
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Some questions are too dangerous to ponder.
December 6, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Elon would stop if we could just find one real friend for him. Unfortunately, this is impossible.
December 6, 2025 at 6:49 PM
there are a whole lot of christmas songs that suck big time...
But jinglebell rock is easily the WORST of the WORST
December 3, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Hew Hampshire New Hampshire
December 2, 2025 at 10:06 PM
raise the minimum w
December 2, 2025 at 3:02 AM
i witnessed a jedi master get smoothly flattened by the tires of a 2014 honda odyssey.

he now looks like a smear of pistachio frosting, spread over a few feet of pavement
November 27, 2025 at 5:54 AM
Have you heard the comedic stylings of Darth Plagueis the Wiseguy?
November 25, 2025 at 7:29 PM
We're going to be doing a "workers of the world, unite" kind of thing, okay? And everyone is going to love it. We're looking very strongly into Marx; we're going to be the best at Marx.
November 23, 2025 at 11:10 PM
I read this in Werner Herzog's voice.
November 23, 2025 at 6:18 PM
When a pug won the Westminster Dog Show, I had "You are the perfect pug, the perfect pug, the perfect pug" stuck in my head for days.
November 23, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Drinkajuice Tenderly
November 23, 2025 at 7:45 AM
lol what if he tried to like... dye his hair black and then sneak in. that would look so weird.
November 21, 2025 at 9:24 PM
if it makes you feel better, hitler IS still dead
November 21, 2025 at 2:37 AM