Petroleum Blownapart
@petroblownapart.bsky.social
Cognitive Science student at UC Santa Cruz
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Some questions are too dangerous to ponder.
December 6, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Some questions are too dangerous to ponder.
Elon would stop if we could just find one real friend for him. Unfortunately, this is impossible.
December 6, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Elon would stop if we could just find one real friend for him. Unfortunately, this is impossible.
there are a whole lot of christmas songs that suck big time...
But jinglebell rock is easily the WORST of the WORST
But jinglebell rock is easily the WORST of the WORST
December 3, 2025 at 10:09 PM
there are a whole lot of christmas songs that suck big time...
But jinglebell rock is easily the WORST of the WORST
But jinglebell rock is easily the WORST of the WORST
Hew Hampshire New Hampshire
December 2, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Hew Hampshire New Hampshire
raise the minimum w
December 2, 2025 at 3:02 AM
raise the minimum w
i witnessed a jedi master get smoothly flattened by the tires of a 2014 honda odyssey.
he now looks like a smear of pistachio frosting, spread over a few feet of pavement
he now looks like a smear of pistachio frosting, spread over a few feet of pavement
November 27, 2025 at 5:54 AM
i witnessed a jedi master get smoothly flattened by the tires of a 2014 honda odyssey.
he now looks like a smear of pistachio frosting, spread over a few feet of pavement
he now looks like a smear of pistachio frosting, spread over a few feet of pavement
Have you heard the comedic stylings of Darth Plagueis the Wiseguy?
November 25, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Have you heard the comedic stylings of Darth Plagueis the Wiseguy?
We're going to be doing a "workers of the world, unite" kind of thing, okay? And everyone is going to love it. We're looking very strongly into Marx; we're going to be the best at Marx.
November 23, 2025 at 11:10 PM
We're going to be doing a "workers of the world, unite" kind of thing, okay? And everyone is going to love it. We're looking very strongly into Marx; we're going to be the best at Marx.
I read this in Werner Herzog's voice.
November 23, 2025 at 6:18 PM
I read this in Werner Herzog's voice.
When a pug won the Westminster Dog Show, I had "You are the perfect pug, the perfect pug, the perfect pug" stuck in my head for days.
November 23, 2025 at 4:39 PM
When a pug won the Westminster Dog Show, I had "You are the perfect pug, the perfect pug, the perfect pug" stuck in my head for days.
Drinkajuice Tenderly
November 23, 2025 at 7:45 AM
Drinkajuice Tenderly
lol what if he tried to like... dye his hair black and then sneak in. that would look so weird.
November 21, 2025 at 9:24 PM
lol what if he tried to like... dye his hair black and then sneak in. that would look so weird.
if it makes you feel better, hitler IS still dead
November 21, 2025 at 2:37 AM
if it makes you feel better, hitler IS still dead