Pim 🪐
@petrichor213.bsky.social
Star Trek,cake,anxiety and always tired
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
June 20, 2025 at 10:49 AM
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
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Imagine how scary it would be if birds really did appear every time you are near.
February 1, 2024 at 2:51 PM
Imagine how scary it would be if birds really did appear every time you are near.
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Serious question, on the dance floor, where do I throw my hands if I care
May 19, 2025 at 9:04 AM
Serious question, on the dance floor, where do I throw my hands if I care
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Once I make 3 friends, it’s over for the rest of you average people
May 2, 2025 at 12:55 PM
Once I make 3 friends, it’s over for the rest of you average people
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That’s enough, I shouted, as the bride’s vows went into a fourth bullet point.
June 18, 2025 at 12:20 PM
That’s enough, I shouted, as the bride’s vows went into a fourth bullet point.
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Cashier: your receipt is in the bag
Me: thanks, you too
Me: thanks, you too
January 13, 2025 at 3:43 AM
Cashier: your receipt is in the bag
Me: thanks, you too
Me: thanks, you too
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why does everything on this stupid planet want me either fat angry or dead
June 17, 2025 at 2:23 PM
why does everything on this stupid planet want me either fat angry or dead
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*Kicks last night's underwear out of pants leg*
Hi, I'm here for my job interview.
Hi, I'm here for my job interview.
June 18, 2025 at 3:39 PM
*Kicks last night's underwear out of pants leg*
Hi, I'm here for my job interview.
Hi, I'm here for my job interview.
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Once bitten, twice omg stop biting me
June 20, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Once bitten, twice omg stop biting me
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Sometimes, only bacon and sarcasm can keep me from sobbing.
June 19, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Sometimes, only bacon and sarcasm can keep me from sobbing.
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[at roller rink]
My fanny pack contains 237 marbles, in case I need to create a diversion.
My fanny pack contains 237 marbles, in case I need to create a diversion.
June 19, 2025 at 2:43 PM
[at roller rink]
My fanny pack contains 237 marbles, in case I need to create a diversion.
My fanny pack contains 237 marbles, in case I need to create a diversion.
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you can tell i took ballet for years by the way i gracefully spiral out of control
June 18, 2025 at 7:36 PM
you can tell i took ballet for years by the way i gracefully spiral out of control
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I can’t believe how old people my age are.
June 18, 2025 at 11:53 PM
I can’t believe how old people my age are.
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Dating is just wondering why someone is single and then slowly figuring it out
November 14, 2024 at 7:37 PM
Dating is just wondering why someone is single and then slowly figuring it out
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The cashier was like is this a sweet onion? and I was all like well yeah I picked it out I’m pretty happy with it
June 20, 2025 at 12:40 AM
The cashier was like is this a sweet onion? and I was all like well yeah I picked it out I’m pretty happy with it
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Telling the cheese you’re eating that it’s your favourite cheese is like picking a favourite child, something you should only ever do when all the other cheeses are out of earshot.
December 23, 2024 at 2:07 PM
Telling the cheese you’re eating that it’s your favourite cheese is like picking a favourite child, something you should only ever do when all the other cheeses are out of earshot.
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*brings therapist to family gathering*
Me: See?
Therapist: ᵒʰ ᵐʸ ᵍᵒᵈ
Me: See?
Therapist: ᵒʰ ᵐʸ ᵍᵒᵈ
August 13, 2023 at 9:32 AM
*brings therapist to family gathering*
Me: See?
Therapist: ᵒʰ ᵐʸ ᵍᵒᵈ
Me: See?
Therapist: ᵒʰ ᵐʸ ᵍᵒᵈ
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False alarm, I was just hungry. Everyone get back on the plane.
November 26, 2024 at 2:08 AM
False alarm, I was just hungry. Everyone get back on the plane.
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me: i make a mean burrito
my burrito: fuck you
my burrito: fuck you
November 17, 2024 at 11:38 PM
me: i make a mean burrito
my burrito: fuck you
my burrito: fuck you
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I drive into every traffic circle prepared to die.
November 19, 2024 at 12:31 PM
I drive into every traffic circle prepared to die.
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Can’t decide whether I need a hug or a flamethrower.
February 14, 2024 at 4:15 PM
Can’t decide whether I need a hug or a flamethrower.
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(amoeba suddenly becoming self-aware):
holy shit i'm an amoeba
holy shit i'm an amoeba
October 18, 2024 at 7:34 PM
(amoeba suddenly becoming self-aware):
holy shit i'm an amoeba
holy shit i'm an amoeba
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a sourdough starter is just an artisanal tamagotchi for modern millennials
October 25, 2024 at 4:40 AM
a sourdough starter is just an artisanal tamagotchi for modern millennials