Pete Lawson
@peteyjlawson.bsky.social
Professional pedant. Likes television. #LFC #AEW #WhateverIFindAmusing
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11 days apart. Brutal.
November 25, 2025 at 11:27 AM
11 days apart. Brutal.
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Amazing incorrect lyrics on the karaoke machine yesterday
November 22, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Amazing incorrect lyrics on the karaoke machine yesterday
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You might not think you needed to see Kate Bush dressed as a bat today, but you were wrong.
November 22, 2025 at 6:46 PM
You might not think you needed to see Kate Bush dressed as a bat today, but you were wrong.
November 23, 2025 at 12:24 AM
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"No it's just the way my trousers hang."
November 22, 2025 at 10:44 AM
"No it's just the way my trousers hang."
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At mum’s. Farage just appeared on TV.
Mum: ‘get that cunt off my TV’
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Mum: ‘get that cunt off my TV’
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November 21, 2025 at 8:37 PM
At mum’s. Farage just appeared on TV.
Mum: ‘get that cunt off my TV’
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Mum: ‘get that cunt off my TV’
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Friday! Lunchtime! Distract yourself from entirely-justifiable pandemic rage with soothing links and emollient words and SO MUCH INTERESTING STUFF. Web Curios! So dense that you could beat a former Tory PM to death with the printout! webcurios.co.uk/webcurios-21...
November 21, 2025 at 12:19 PM
Friday! Lunchtime! Distract yourself from entirely-justifiable pandemic rage with soothing links and emollient words and SO MUCH INTERESTING STUFF. Web Curios! So dense that you could beat a former Tory PM to death with the printout! webcurios.co.uk/webcurios-21...
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November 18, 2025 at 8:10 PM
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November 19, 2025 at 11:34 AM
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NEW MCMANSION HELL: CHUD ATLANTIS mcmansionhell.com/post/8002175...
chud atlantis
Hello everyone, sorry to go so long without posting something. I caught covid in August and it's taken me months to start feeling relatively back to normal. I am still struggling with fatigue and some...
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November 14, 2025 at 7:04 PM
NEW MCMANSION HELL: CHUD ATLANTIS mcmansionhell.com/post/8002175...
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I made a joke in my main Discord server about DOOM E1M1 being in a major key and @abigbagofkeys.sickonedude.com actually made it. Jesus fucking Christ listen to this hahahaha
November 14, 2025 at 1:47 PM
I made a joke in my main Discord server about DOOM E1M1 being in a major key and @abigbagofkeys.sickonedude.com actually made it. Jesus fucking Christ listen to this hahahaha
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Mia Wallace & Gromit
As requested by Paul Savage
As requested by Paul Savage
November 12, 2025 at 11:42 AM
Mia Wallace & Gromit
As requested by Paul Savage
As requested by Paul Savage
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"No Mr Bond, I expect you to deliver 40-50 packages before your first piss break"
November 11, 2025 at 3:31 PM
"No Mr Bond, I expect you to deliver 40-50 packages before your first piss break"
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As a Godzilla fan, I think James Bond should just emerge from the sea when he's needed without any explanation of what he's been up to.
November 11, 2025 at 11:49 AM
As a Godzilla fan, I think James Bond should just emerge from the sea when he's needed without any explanation of what he's been up to.
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The reason Amazon can't get Bond up and running is because every supervillain their ai script generator comes up with is just Jeff Bezos in a variety of wigs.
November 11, 2025 at 12:36 PM
The reason Amazon can't get Bond up and running is because every supervillain their ai script generator comes up with is just Jeff Bezos in a variety of wigs.
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![John Wick is a fairy
FanTheory
Pasting from this Twitter thread:
Only works for favours, tallied thru gold coins
Can be bound by blood promises against his will
Lives in a world unseen by passers-by
Values sacred ground & rituals
Has a special bond w/ animals
Does not tire or feel pain as a human would
Above all, the other fairies all speak in awed tones of him as the only one to "get out". Through sheer strength of will he crossed over into our world for the love of a human.
Further evidence: administration is run with 2000-era flip phones, 1980s computers, 1930s switchboards. Because it's all stolen technology.
Can only be harmed by weapons containing iron
Is hot in a frightening way
Don't steal his shit
Remarkable loyalty and adherence to the Rules of his World, even to his detriment.
Presents as asexual. (We know he loves a human woman, but there's been zero discussion of 'I wanted a family'. The dogs aren't even presented as surrogate children.)
[The third film] reveals that he is very careful with who knows his true name
the High Table is the Faerie Court, with all their internal games and betrayals and, above all, absolute maintenance of the power system that keeps them in charge
speaks all languages (gift of tongues)](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:4bxxo7x3xtkzflys3mnyplwf/bafkreibmj63ouu6k7ss7urgifxfx35mnu3npzj2kmdaccrh7bgrkc3mx74@jpeg)
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Good God, someone's just uploaded to YouTube a nearly 2-hour long video of one of the original Vic Reeves Big Night Out live shows at the Albany Empire from 1989. www.youtube.com/watch?v=nKPU...
Vic Reeves Big Night Out - 30 April 1989
YouTube video by Peter Brooke Turner
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November 10, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Good God, someone's just uploaded to YouTube a nearly 2-hour long video of one of the original Vic Reeves Big Night Out live shows at the Albany Empire from 1989. www.youtube.com/watch?v=nKPU...
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second verse on this is one of the funniest things i've ever heard
November 9, 2025 at 3:10 PM
second verse on this is one of the funniest things i've ever heard
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Got these new trainers today but I can't get it out of my head that they look like fuckin DC Tosh Lines from The Bill
November 9, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Got these new trainers today but I can't get it out of my head that they look like fuckin DC Tosh Lines from The Bill