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Pete Tonkin
@petetonkin.bsky.social
I watch a LOT of telly, and the occasional film. Will often post links to music, and complain about things.

Work stuff: https://sqlpete.wordpress.com/
It’s not hyperbole to say that this is the pinnacle of human creation. Never been anything finer.
October 26, 2025 at 12:31 PM
How are you supposed to tell these flags apart
September 17, 2025 at 9:46 AM
August 15, 2025 at 12:40 PM
🤮 SQL is a BI tool? Like a 200 foot crane is a wallpaper paste brush?
August 6, 2025 at 6:26 PM
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August 6, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Went to the Radioactive Lemon all-dayer in Reading yesterday - 7 wildly different bands, in 31 degree heat; three I particularly liked...
July 13, 2025 at 9:36 AM
Never stop learning
July 5, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Looking fwd to this (I blame Stuart Maconie)
July 4, 2025 at 11:56 AM
Listening to this, my favourite Bee Gees album. For some reason, I can hear Darren Hayman singing 'Love You Inside Out' as a ballad, it works perfectly.
June 27, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Fancied a cold drink, got a kilo of frozen sugar. Not really sure how it’s legal.
June 21, 2025 at 11:01 AM
Gaze in wonder upon Lacey, Queen of All Things. She is an older lady, but no-one dares tell her, so she gads about like a youngster.
June 5, 2025 at 8:14 AM
Great minds etc
May 23, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Weird how people these days don't trust the news, isn't it?
May 17, 2025 at 11:34 PM
These got inhaled in 10 seconds flat. Coma incoming.
April 5, 2025 at 1:46 PM
What are we doing with tweets like this? 'Cos I don't think they're that helpful.
March 16, 2025 at 12:14 AM
I don't make the rules. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
March 15, 2025 at 11:58 PM
God bless @hundredrecords.bsky.social , very pleased I popped in today - both ‘A Formal Horse’ albums and 3 EPs! (Oh, and the latest Field Music, too)
March 15, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Middle-aged white man goes into a Rough Trade…
March 8, 2025 at 11:22 AM
Every six months, I find this on special offer, think “well, I didn’t like it last time, but it *is* cheap” and yeah I’m an idiot. Houmous shouldn’t be as sweet as chocolate.
December 30, 2024 at 8:20 AM
Guess the beauty spot?
December 29, 2024 at 2:15 PM
Child #1's cat has the face of every middle-aged man on Christmas morning.
December 25, 2024 at 8:43 AM
Went shopping. Got to the checkout - no wallet. Had dropped it in the last place. Had to go round and put everything back.
December 20, 2024 at 4:07 PM
Masterful. With one sentence, he rips free from his chains and bounds upwards to freedom.

... oh wait, he said what?
December 1, 2024 at 10:36 AM
November 24, 2024 at 2:23 PM
I don't dish out the five stars very often, but I've just watched 'Poor Things'. Bloody hell. BLOODY HELL.
November 16, 2024 at 9:57 PM