Let's check in on the last time an unpopular tyrant sent his goons to try to take over Charlotte.

Also notable that the underling overseeing this evil made a point of all-capsing our governor’s last name, for ✡️some reason✡️.

In a sign of how I’m feeling about this upcoming Nets season, my first thought seeing this post wasn’t, “lol these not very good players in their mid-20s are our vets?” but rather, “oh thank God MPJ isn’t on there.”

I’m eternally grateful for everything he did for Tottenham, but I’m also so relieved that the sight of Ange in this exact pose on the sidelines is no longer determinative of whether I had a good weekend or not.

I don’t know why I’m getting these Eric Adams SuperPAC robotexts but I never want them to stop. “Eric isn’t for sale” is literally the most untrue thing you could say about him, and the AI slop cartoon is so fitting.

Thanks for the reminder, phone. 2017 me would’ve made a hackneyed #resistance joke about resetting it forward four years, but 2025 me knows that the real way to survive is to move it earlier to get in a few more hours of heavy drinking.