Paul Sharp
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"Do you know your pecker's hanging out and everyone can see?"
"Well, you hum it, and I'll play it."
"Well, you hum it, and I'll play it."
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December 2, 2025 at 12:33 PM
"Do you know your pecker's hanging out and everyone can see?"
"Well, you hum it, and I'll play it."
"Well, you hum it, and I'll play it."
Well, today is Frenchie's birthday, which makes it the twentieth most important day of the year after all my birthdays. So I really should celebrate, shouldn't I?
December 2, 2025 at 12:27 PM
Well, today is Frenchie's birthday, which makes it the twentieth most important day of the year after all my birthdays. So I really should celebrate, shouldn't I?
If my solicitors find out you're talking about me, you're going to receive a very stern letter.
November 30, 2025 at 10:44 PM
If my solicitors find out you're talking about me, you're going to receive a very stern letter.
I am no one's notbitontheside, thank you very much.
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November 30, 2025 at 10:32 PM
I am no one's notbitontheside, thank you very much.
The person in that photo looks like a strange hybrid of Nigel Farage and Enoch Powell.
November 28, 2025 at 7:59 PM
The person in that photo looks like a strange hybrid of Nigel Farage and Enoch Powell.
Everything involves hugging.
November 28, 2025 at 11:39 AM
Everything involves hugging.
There's no chance Rachel will reply anytime soon. She's in the bath until mid-afternoon on Fridays.
November 28, 2025 at 11:04 AM
There's no chance Rachel will reply anytime soon. She's in the bath until mid-afternoon on Fridays.
I dreamt I punched Gary Barlow last night.
November 28, 2025 at 10:30 AM
I dreamt I punched Gary Barlow last night.
Who am I allowed to get gushy over?
November 28, 2025 at 10:30 AM
Who am I allowed to get gushy over?
That's the card I always keep up my sleeve.
November 28, 2025 at 10:29 AM
That's the card I always keep up my sleeve.
I hope you've asked them in your own inimitable way.
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November 26, 2025 at 11:51 PM
I hope you've asked them in your own inimitable way.
I tried to say something the other day but I've been kicked out of the group by someone (looking at you, Neil). So I need someone to put me back in.
November 26, 2025 at 11:32 PM
I tried to say something the other day but I've been kicked out of the group by someone (looking at you, Neil). So I need someone to put me back in.
Well, my father still insists on remaining alive so he is keeping himself in the style to which he is very accustomed. He's 91 on Sunday. NINETY ONE!!!!
November 26, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Well, my father still insists on remaining alive so he is keeping himself in the style to which he is very accustomed. He's 91 on Sunday. NINETY ONE!!!!
Sadly, only platonically.
November 26, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Sadly, only platonically.
And remember, Michelangelo said, no work of art is ever finished, it is merely abandoned.
November 26, 2025 at 11:26 PM
And remember, Michelangelo said, no work of art is ever finished, it is merely abandoned.
I actually played this to my kid the other day. He lasted about five seconds before running out of the room.
I think he has PTSD now.
I think he has PTSD now.
November 26, 2025 at 11:13 PM
I actually played this to my kid the other day. He lasted about five seconds before running out of the room.
I think he has PTSD now.
I think he has PTSD now.
You spelt drinking wrong.
November 26, 2025 at 11:11 PM
You spelt drinking wrong.
You can have our stadium as well, if you want.
September 27, 2025 at 4:00 PM
You can have our stadium as well, if you want.
It's an entire way of life.
September 27, 2025 at 2:03 PM
It's an entire way of life.
One day when I was about five my mum drove to the station to pick up my dad. I was sitting in the back seat when this guy ran towards the car shouting "IT'S DADDY! DADDY'S HERE." It was only when he got in and sat next to my mum that he realised he was in the wrong car.
September 27, 2025 at 1:35 PM
One day when I was about five my mum drove to the station to pick up my dad. I was sitting in the back seat when this guy ran towards the car shouting "IT'S DADDY! DADDY'S HERE." It was only when he got in and sat next to my mum that he realised he was in the wrong car.
Does this mean we're meeting under the clock at Waterloo station?
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September 26, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Does this mean we're meeting under the clock at Waterloo station?
I think he who just not be named should not be named because she who must not be named doesn't like him.
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September 26, 2025 at 10:01 PM
I think he who just not be named should not be named because she who must not be named doesn't like him.
I love a good slosher film. Most of the time Oliver Reed is in the lead role.
September 26, 2025 at 8:52 PM
I love a good slosher film. Most of the time Oliver Reed is in the lead role.
I love Abba and have done for decades, but good grief, Agnetha and Anna can't dance.
September 26, 2025 at 8:44 PM
I love Abba and have done for decades, but good grief, Agnetha and Anna can't dance.