Ally (Delusional)
@petal-princess.bsky.social
23 Canadian with ADHD (No autism, my parents had me tested)
I promise I'm a switch
Gender is a fuck
18+ minors DNI please
I promise I'm a switch
Gender is a fuck
18+ minors DNI please
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Dominants asking if you pissed yourself like a little girl and not stopping their bullying until you admit you did. 🥰🥰🥰
December 7, 2025 at 5:55 AM
Dominants asking if you pissed yourself like a little girl and not stopping their bullying until you admit you did. 🥰🥰🥰
Why is this so horrifically pathetic omfg
December 7, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Why is this so horrifically pathetic omfg
Unironically just wet the bed. Why am I like this aaa
December 7, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Unironically just wet the bed. Why am I like this aaa
Three days in a row now, I've dreamt up new kinks and then woke up with an extra one
Help
Help
November 7, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Three days in a row now, I've dreamt up new kinks and then woke up with an extra one
Help
Help
What do you think a swirly in the skibidi toilet would be like?
November 6, 2025 at 1:36 AM
What do you think a swirly in the skibidi toilet would be like?
Being a switch is so wild because I can be in the most intensely submissive and obedient mood.
Then I see someone pathetic, and I can only think about how I need to ruin them
Then I see someone pathetic, and I can only think about how I need to ruin them
October 29, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Being a switch is so wild because I can be in the most intensely submissive and obedient mood.
Then I see someone pathetic, and I can only think about how I need to ruin them
Then I see someone pathetic, and I can only think about how I need to ruin them
Need to lick a woman's boots so badly I'm panting
October 29, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Need to lick a woman's boots so badly I'm panting
Girl who adopts a couple but only so that she can forcefemme the guy and then have a lesbian harem
October 29, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Girl who adopts a couple but only so that she can forcefemme the guy and then have a lesbian harem
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*in the middle of watersports* thanks for the gold, kind stranger
October 29, 2025 at 12:20 AM
*in the middle of watersports* thanks for the gold, kind stranger
The decline of the mistress title needs to be studied
October 29, 2025 at 12:31 AM
The decline of the mistress title needs to be studied
Thinking about that little folded line of skin that goes down the cock
October 28, 2025 at 5:05 AM
Thinking about that little folded line of skin that goes down the cock
All I'm saying is that if the League of Nations didn't want to collapse, they shouldn't have gone with a comic book villain name
October 23, 2025 at 10:30 PM
All I'm saying is that if the League of Nations didn't want to collapse, they shouldn't have gone with a comic book villain name
Tfw you're so bored that you start humouring the chasers just to kill time
October 20, 2025 at 8:23 AM
Tfw you're so bored that you start humouring the chasers just to kill time
Why is it that anytime I find a new funny account here, they're having sex with the other accounts I follow?
This while site is one polycule designed to cuck me I stg
This while site is one polycule designed to cuck me I stg
October 20, 2025 at 7:24 AM
Why is it that anytime I find a new funny account here, they're having sex with the other accounts I follow?
This while site is one polycule designed to cuck me I stg
This while site is one polycule designed to cuck me I stg
Polycule that exists exclusively to cuck one specific member that Noone will let out of chastity
October 17, 2025 at 4:32 AM
Polycule that exists exclusively to cuck one specific member that Noone will let out of chastity
HEARTWARMING: Trans woman finds another trans woman willing to collar her; only 6000kms away
October 17, 2025 at 4:24 AM
HEARTWARMING: Trans woman finds another trans woman willing to collar her; only 6000kms away
Sometimes I get stressed questioning my gender and then I remember...
I dont have to pick. I'm allowed to just do what I want and dismiss labels. There's no need to decide between being binary trans and cis.
I dont have to pick. I'm allowed to just do what I want and dismiss labels. There's no need to decide between being binary trans and cis.
October 16, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Sometimes I get stressed questioning my gender and then I remember...
I dont have to pick. I'm allowed to just do what I want and dismiss labels. There's no need to decide between being binary trans and cis.
I dont have to pick. I'm allowed to just do what I want and dismiss labels. There's no need to decide between being binary trans and cis.
I'm bi, but like... only for long-white-haired vampire elf twinks who would look like they need to be in a crop top and micro skirt.
Surprisingly common category
Surprisingly common category
October 15, 2025 at 10:30 PM
I'm bi, but like... only for long-white-haired vampire elf twinks who would look like they need to be in a crop top and micro skirt.
Surprisingly common category
Surprisingly common category
Bimbofying a girl until shes stupid enough to find my bits funny
October 14, 2025 at 5:31 AM
Bimbofying a girl until shes stupid enough to find my bits funny
Peeing in the sink is good for the environment
October 14, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Peeing in the sink is good for the environment
I want to live to be like 80 so I can just meditate all day and give people vague life advice in the form of poetry
October 14, 2025 at 3:46 AM
I want to live to be like 80 so I can just meditate all day and give people vague life advice in the form of poetry
I miss having layers in my hair :(
October 14, 2025 at 1:21 AM
I miss having layers in my hair :(
Age regressing to 5 minutes ago so I can un-burn my dinner
October 11, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Age regressing to 5 minutes ago so I can un-burn my dinner
Powerscalimg the polycule to see who's the dommiest
October 8, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Powerscalimg the polycule to see who's the dommiest
Marketing director: "What's the best strategy for us to penetrate the market?"
Me: *Moans*
Me: *Moans*
October 5, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Marketing director: "What's the best strategy for us to penetrate the market?"
Me: *Moans*
Me: *Moans*