Pessimus Prime
@pessimusprime.bsky.social
I invented the internet
See mah tweets
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7nvnng43seboe73s5khzmkfw/feed/aaaloenm2yxgs
See mah tweets
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7nvnng43seboe73s5khzmkfw/feed/aaaloenm2yxgs
Imagine getting duped by chickpeas
August 25, 2025 at 6:18 AM
Imagine getting duped by chickpeas
Art is my passion
August 17, 2025 at 12:23 PM
Art is my passion
A bowl of ramen / a single raman
August 11, 2025 at 1:01 PM
A bowl of ramen / a single raman
He was a man, She was a Ra
Can I make it anymore obvious
Can I make it anymore obvious
August 11, 2025 at 12:17 PM
He was a man, She was a Ra
Can I make it anymore obvious
Can I make it anymore obvious
Seems unfair to punish him, I'd fall off a horse if I were pissed up
June 26, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Seems unfair to punish him, I'd fall off a horse if I were pissed up
Hey @beavertown.bsky.social, if the brief was "make an alcoholic, fizzy Calpol" then give that person a raise because they have knocked it out of the park. Kudos
June 19, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Hey @beavertown.bsky.social, if the brief was "make an alcoholic, fizzy Calpol" then give that person a raise because they have knocked it out of the park. Kudos
Look what the kids got me for Father's Day. Hashtag blessed
June 15, 2025 at 7:34 AM
Look what the kids got me for Father's Day. Hashtag blessed
Look what the kids got me for Father's Day. I'm tearing up over here
June 15, 2025 at 7:30 AM
Look what the kids got me for Father's Day. I'm tearing up over here
Ah man, love Ruth Jones and 1960s Prince Phillip
May 25, 2025 at 10:22 AM
Ah man, love Ruth Jones and 1960s Prince Phillip
*clears throat* I VOLUNTEER AS TRIBUTE
May 8, 2025 at 5:57 PM
*clears throat* I VOLUNTEER AS TRIBUTE
Pleased to meet you, hope you guess my name
May 5, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Pleased to meet you, hope you guess my name
If you say Candyman 3 times in a mirror, John Candy turns up but he doesn't know what's going on and he's scared
April 27, 2025 at 8:40 PM
If you say Candyman 3 times in a mirror, John Candy turns up but he doesn't know what's going on and he's scared
Poster is misleading
April 27, 2025 at 11:47 AM
Poster is misleading
Poor Mr Rabbit, cheer up - it can't be that bad
February 24, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Poor Mr Rabbit, cheer up - it can't be that bad
Waiter, waiter, there's the Fly in my soup
February 15, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Waiter, waiter, there's the Fly in my soup
It is, forsooth, the veritable constabularily customnomishment that belies mine incandescence and voleptitude. I am but a mancrothropic shill 'pon the high alter of servisitudeness. Forsooth. Speed? Speed, perchance to dream m'lud
January 9, 2025 at 1:18 PM
It is, forsooth, the veritable constabularily customnomishment that belies mine incandescence and voleptitude. I am but a mancrothropic shill 'pon the high alter of servisitudeness. Forsooth. Speed? Speed, perchance to dream m'lud
Well duh. Micro paleontologisms look at tiny paleontologs. Clue's in the name. Should've asked a macropaleontrolomgin
January 2, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Well duh. Micro paleontologisms look at tiny paleontologs. Clue's in the name. Should've asked a macropaleontrolomgin
It's that bloody Microsoft paper clip, he's back
December 23, 2024 at 2:58 PM
It's that bloody Microsoft paper clip, he's back
I cannot think of a better name for a bread bin
December 22, 2024 at 3:04 PM
I cannot think of a better name for a bread bin
Don't worry, AI Gregg Wallace can't hurt you
December 15, 2024 at 11:10 AM
Don't worry, AI Gregg Wallace can't hurt you
It was going so well
December 12, 2024 at 11:03 AM
It was going so well
Digital security could've saved Troy
December 4, 2024 at 2:25 PM
Digital security could've saved Troy