It’s hot AF so I’m making a shawl and dreaming of fall. Hey that rhymes 🙃 #crochetwips

Just needed something cute to look at. This is my collection of borrowed (foster) powpurr tools: Makita, Ryobi, and DeWalt.

Someone keeps shutting off the television by napping on the remote.

Kittens as a distraction from the chaos #fuckbillionaires

#GrabEmByTheGulf #deadname

I will be making another one of these. Very useful to have in a professional office setting. #crochet #fbomb #isayfuckalot

Haven’t crocheted in 2 months since I made this tiny #bananasaurus for my husband. My dog died and it broke my heart, so I went to Seattle for a little bit but things turned to shit. I can’t get my anxiety to STFU long enough to count stitches. Thus, things remain shitty and uncrocheted.
#crochet

Do not be fooled by her face, Uma Purrman is ecstatic about getting a giant box of her favorite snacks. #tortitude

This is my supreme overlord, Uma Purrman. At almost 16 years old, she’s 6 pounds of unrelenting judgement and sass.

Royal doesn’t give a fork about deferred resignations. #fostersagainstfascists #kitten

This just in: Kitten defends foster mom from shark attack, turns out to be a sock. #fosterkittens #sharkattack

Training my fosters to attack billionaires is a valid use of my spare time.