porpoise
@perseusthefool.bsky.social
known throughout the land as “Percy” or “that fuckin guy”
He/Him
He/Him
Yeah I do be living in Seattle
January 19, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Yeah I do be living in Seattle
He made a WORKING FOOSBALL TABLE. OUT OF CHOCOLATE.
December 30, 2024 at 5:26 PM
He made a WORKING FOOSBALL TABLE. OUT OF CHOCOLATE.
Slowly but surely weaning myself off 5 Minute Craft hate watching by solely watching videos and reels of this man doing his chocolate wizardry
December 27, 2024 at 4:14 PM
Slowly but surely weaning myself off 5 Minute Craft hate watching by solely watching videos and reels of this man doing his chocolate wizardry
My music taste matches the Seattle weather, tbh
December 4, 2024 at 5:04 PM
My music taste matches the Seattle weather, tbh
She can’t look normal in a photo I fear—only angry and ethereal
November 14, 2024 at 6:28 AM
She can’t look normal in a photo I fear—only angry and ethereal
The leaves look like little stars
November 13, 2024 at 11:21 PM
The leaves look like little stars
I was so confused earlier
November 11, 2024 at 6:58 AM
I was so confused earlier
two cis men in this dive bar bathroom are debating pocket pussies and it’s giving
November 9, 2024 at 2:49 AM
two cis men in this dive bar bathroom are debating pocket pussies and it’s giving
Why does she look so fucking angry all the time
November 7, 2024 at 8:09 PM
Why does she look so fucking angry all the time
Can I offer a cat in this trying time
November 6, 2024 at 7:05 AM
Can I offer a cat in this trying time
…hey pokemon go what’s up
October 17, 2024 at 6:10 PM
…hey pokemon go what’s up
I’d do anything for Moo Deng. I would die for Moo Deng. I can’t stop thinking about Moo Deng.
September 13, 2024 at 2:30 AM
I’d do anything for Moo Deng. I would die for Moo Deng. I can’t stop thinking about Moo Deng.
Sorry I forgot this app existed but I live in Seattle now and also I’m cute
September 12, 2024 at 5:38 PM
Sorry I forgot this app existed but I live in Seattle now and also I’m cute
Happy Halloween, fellow fags and hags
October 31, 2023 at 9:30 PM
Happy Halloween, fellow fags and hags
“BUT IT SOUNDED LIKE HUMAN STEPS!!”
Have you heard a big cat doing down the stairs? It sounds like a weighty toddler or a light-footed adult.
One time this fucker came barreling down a hallway at 2am and I thought an 8 yr old was about to jump me
Have you heard a big cat doing down the stairs? It sounds like a weighty toddler or a light-footed adult.
One time this fucker came barreling down a hallway at 2am and I thought an 8 yr old was about to jump me
October 24, 2023 at 4:45 PM
“BUT IT SOUNDED LIKE HUMAN STEPS!!”
Have you heard a big cat doing down the stairs? It sounds like a weighty toddler or a light-footed adult.
One time this fucker came barreling down a hallway at 2am and I thought an 8 yr old was about to jump me
Have you heard a big cat doing down the stairs? It sounds like a weighty toddler or a light-footed adult.
One time this fucker came barreling down a hallway at 2am and I thought an 8 yr old was about to jump me
This is my version of “Baby shoes, for sale, never worn.”
October 7, 2023 at 6:34 PM
This is my version of “Baby shoes, for sale, never worn.”
Me to myself every day
October 6, 2023 at 1:30 AM
Me to myself every day
The greatest tragedy of my life is that I can’t spend every single second of it with her
October 4, 2023 at 6:58 PM
The greatest tragedy of my life is that I can’t spend every single second of it with her
“Mean Girls” this and “Mean Girls” that. You’re all forgetting the REAL international holiday.
October 4, 2023 at 12:42 AM
“Mean Girls” this and “Mean Girls” that. You’re all forgetting the REAL international holiday.
Had two beers and stayed up too late reading
September 16, 2023 at 6:49 PM
Had two beers and stayed up too late reading
Good afternoon fellow fags let’s get this bread
September 14, 2023 at 7:29 PM
Good afternoon fellow fags let’s get this bread
I wish everyone who ravenously consumes media remembered the fact that nothing is created and propagated without intent and marketability. Very basic media literacy.
September 13, 2023 at 10:06 PM
I wish everyone who ravenously consumes media remembered the fact that nothing is created and propagated without intent and marketability. Very basic media literacy.
Imagine pooping in peace
September 11, 2023 at 7:59 PM
Imagine pooping in peace
