porpoise
@perseusthefool.bsky.social
known throughout the land as “Percy” or “that fuckin guy”
He/Him
He/Him
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using the cigarette lighter to charge the vape. a bit of the true self exists within the false self
February 23, 2025 at 1:46 AM
using the cigarette lighter to charge the vape. a bit of the true self exists within the false self
Using the women’s restroom at a dive bar isn’t about identity. It’s about personal hygiene.
January 25, 2025 at 10:00 AM
Using the women’s restroom at a dive bar isn’t about identity. It’s about personal hygiene.
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drunk history first contact
January 23, 2025 at 10:13 PM
drunk history first contact
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Dealing with current events by binging Twin Peaks for the first time
January 21, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Dealing with current events by binging Twin Peaks for the first time
Yeah I do be living in Seattle
January 19, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Yeah I do be living in Seattle
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You’ll probably see this screenshot floating around a lot but it really was wonderful to see Lynch put a scene in Twin Peaks: The Return where he has his character literally stare at the camera and say that you should either support trans people or die. I needed to hear that in 2017
January 16, 2025 at 7:06 PM
You’ll probably see this screenshot floating around a lot but it really was wonderful to see Lynch put a scene in Twin Peaks: The Return where he has his character literally stare at the camera and say that you should either support trans people or die. I needed to hear that in 2017
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I don't think it was pain that made him so great, I think painting brought him whatever happiness he had.
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RIP David Lynch
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RIP David Lynch
January 16, 2025 at 7:27 PM
I don't think it was pain that made him so great, I think painting brought him whatever happiness he had.
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RIP David Lynch
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RIP David Lynch
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potatoes 1%
winter wheat 7%
corn 5%
spring wheat 2%
cattle feed 83%
barley 5%
someone who is good at water management please help me my Great Salt Lake is drying
(someone on Twitter made a version of this joke using an earlier study a few years ago, but search is now broken, so replicating here)
winter wheat 7%
corn 5%
spring wheat 2%
cattle feed 83%
barley 5%
someone who is good at water management please help me my Great Salt Lake is drying
(someone on Twitter made a version of this joke using an earlier study a few years ago, but search is now broken, so replicating here)
January 7, 2025 at 11:43 PM
potatoes 1%
winter wheat 7%
corn 5%
spring wheat 2%
cattle feed 83%
barley 5%
someone who is good at water management please help me my Great Salt Lake is drying
(someone on Twitter made a version of this joke using an earlier study a few years ago, but search is now broken, so replicating here)
winter wheat 7%
corn 5%
spring wheat 2%
cattle feed 83%
barley 5%
someone who is good at water management please help me my Great Salt Lake is drying
(someone on Twitter made a version of this joke using an earlier study a few years ago, but search is now broken, so replicating here)
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Slowly but surely weaning myself off 5 Minute Craft hate watching by solely watching videos and reels of this man doing his chocolate wizardry
December 27, 2024 at 4:14 PM
Slowly but surely weaning myself off 5 Minute Craft hate watching by solely watching videos and reels of this man doing his chocolate wizardry
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Amid this reckoning over the inhumanity and dysfunction of the American health care system keep in mind you're being asked to believe the same system is treating trans people *too* efficiently
December 12, 2024 at 3:32 PM
Amid this reckoning over the inhumanity and dysfunction of the American health care system keep in mind you're being asked to believe the same system is treating trans people *too* efficiently
My screen time is down to five hours per week and most of it is spent on pokemon go. What’s happened to me
December 11, 2024 at 6:29 AM
My screen time is down to five hours per week and most of it is spent on pokemon go. What’s happened to me
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grappling with the implications of The Claims Adjuster turning out to be a hot Italian tech bro gym rat who went to Penn, seems to have had a pretty gnarly back injury, retweets anti-woke nonsense, and has read not one but two books by Steve-O
December 9, 2024 at 6:55 PM
grappling with the implications of The Claims Adjuster turning out to be a hot Italian tech bro gym rat who went to Penn, seems to have had a pretty gnarly back injury, retweets anti-woke nonsense, and has read not one but two books by Steve-O
My music taste matches the Seattle weather, tbh
December 4, 2024 at 5:04 PM
My music taste matches the Seattle weather, tbh
Dropped off social media to commit myself to pursuing gay sex and let me say—
November 28, 2024 at 7:00 AM
Dropped off social media to commit myself to pursuing gay sex and let me say—
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how to stop being angry all the time
November 20, 2024 at 3:04 PM
how to stop being angry all the time
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On Twitter, I always had to be ready to defend even the smallest thought or opinion and to cuss strangers smooth out for trying me out of nowhere. Neither of those things happens in real life. I think after a while, that app brought the worst out of us.
November 18, 2024 at 1:25 AM
On Twitter, I always had to be ready to defend even the smallest thought or opinion and to cuss strangers smooth out for trying me out of nowhere. Neither of those things happens in real life. I think after a while, that app brought the worst out of us.
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new piece: “Prototype Board For The Civic Gardens Of The Afterfuture”
November 18, 2024 at 9:26 PM
new piece: “Prototype Board For The Civic Gardens Of The Afterfuture”
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shook up a big box of words and dumped it onto the floor and this was the result
November 17, 2024 at 7:50 PM
shook up a big box of words and dumped it onto the floor and this was the result
She can’t look normal in a photo I fear—only angry and ethereal
November 14, 2024 at 6:28 AM
She can’t look normal in a photo I fear—only angry and ethereal
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Not evil enough for Twitter, not stupid enough for Threads, and so we find ourselves here at the ass end of the internet together
November 13, 2024 at 4:40 AM
Not evil enough for Twitter, not stupid enough for Threads, and so we find ourselves here at the ass end of the internet together