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When you punish a person for dreaming his dream, don't expect him to thank or forgive you
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My neighbor told me coyotes keep eating his outdoor cats so I asked how many cats he has and he said he just goes to the shelter and gets a new cat afterwards so I said it sounds like he's just feeding shelter cats to coyotes and then his daughter started crying.
November 26, 2025 at 10:30 PM
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Adverts should be representative of traditional British families
Jen, Moss, Roy, and Douglas from the IT Crowd
October 27, 2025 at 9:47 PM
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One of these, I imagine
A half Mexican and half American flag split from the bottom left corner to the top right corner
October 19, 2025 at 12:51 AM
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I’m not sure what you mean, but I’d love to hear about how The Simpsons and Jurassic Park are connected.
Homer Simpson says “Your ideas are intriguing to me and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter.”
October 14, 2025 at 1:52 AM
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Disney plus cancellation page. Reason for cancellation: “You have shown your true fascist colors by firing Kimmel”
September 18, 2025 at 12:37 AM
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The first subhead gave me an unexpected laugh
Frank Reynolds in his underwear saying “I just wanna be pure.”
September 2, 2025 at 4:25 PM
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A bowl of trix cereal
August 21, 2025 at 5:24 AM
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From March 2023:
A gathering of Taylor Lorenz, Diedrich Bader, Kathy Griffin, and others
August 19, 2025 at 5:22 AM
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Mushrooms too.
Six-panel comic. Identical mushrooms with the captions: NIGHT'S TERROR CAUSES INSTANT PARALYSIS WITH ITCHY FEET. JERRYS GHOST CAUSES ACUTE HALLUCINATIONS AND TIE-DYE SOCKS. MANS BEST FIEND CAUSES SECRETION OF POTENT WOLF MATING PHEROMONE. DEATH'S KISS CAUSES VOMITING AND LIFELONG FEAR OF CATS. SATANS VICE NUTTY FLAVOR, EXCELLENT IN STEWS OR SALAD. DRAGON'S COLON CAUSES DEATH AFTER YEARS OF CONSTIPATION.
August 14, 2025 at 10:28 PM
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CNBC headline Goldman Sachs asks in biotech research report: 'Is curing patients a sustainable business model?' PUBLISHED WED, APR 11 2018 3:15 PM EDT UPDATED WED, APR 11 2018 7:20 PM EDT Tae Kim @FIRSTADOPTER
August 9, 2025 at 9:20 PM
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Me @ Katy Perry
Meme of angry child overlaid with “Congrats. Happy for you. Nice.”
August 1, 2025 at 1:30 AM
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dril tweet: so long suckers! i rev up my motorcylce and create a huge cloud of smoke. when the cloud dissipates im lying completely dead on the pavement
July 23, 2025 at 6:30 PM
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Exhibit n for the terribleness of genAI:
Google search for “tnetennba”: "tetennba" is not a recognized word in standard English dictionaries. It is a playful, backwards spelling of "basketball". It gained some attention due to its appearance in the British sitcom "The IT Crowd", where it was used as a deliberately nonsensical word. The show's plot involved a character successfully convincing others that it was a real word, highlighting the power of suggestion and the humor of made-up language.
July 18, 2025 at 5:01 AM
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Tweet by Thing Bad aka Merman_Melville. Being a billionaire must be insane. You can buy new teeth, new skin. All your chairs cost 20,000 dollars and weigh 2,000 pounds. Your life is just a series of your own preferences. In terms of cognitive impairment it's probably like being kicked in the head by a horse every day
July 13, 2025 at 5:56 PM
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dril tweet: go ahead. keep screaming "Shut The Fuck Up " at me. it only makes my opinions Worse
July 7, 2025 at 3:52 AM
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It’s depressing that prettiness is still a rent we pay for occupying a space marked ‘female’, even on a scene that supposedly prizes intellect above all else.
The function, held in a single-family home in L.A.’s Lincoln Heights, is, at a glance, your standard collection of Eastside scenesters — nebbish guys in glasses; handsome bros in black leather jackets; guys with long Seventies rocker hair; doughy, bearded guys in ball caps, accompanied by women several magnitudes hotter than them; a man in a tweedy three-piece suit; a woman who’s a dead ringer for Naomi Watts. Several women wear lacy white dresses and flower crowns, in accordance with the theme. The requisite amounts of woo woo and pretension. Nearly everyone is white.
July 6, 2025 at 5:42 PM
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Close up of Ivan the Terrible and His Son Ivan by Ilya Repin
July 1, 2025 at 7:38 PM
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Grandpa Simpson says “I'll be deep in the cold cold ground before I recognize Missouri”
June 21, 2025 at 7:20 PM
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XKCD comic Little Bobby Tables
June 6, 2025 at 3:15 AM
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I believe able-bodied adults without dependents also deserve to live.
Man standing up at meeting to voice his opinion
June 4, 2025 at 6:53 PM
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Remember folks, only the right is allowed to make fun of people without electoral consequences
Donald Trump mocks a disabled journalist
May 25, 2025 at 7:29 PM
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Don’t forget to finish it off with some cesium
A bottle of Substance Cabernet Sauvignon with a label made to look like the element cesium
May 19, 2025 at 7:34 PM
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It appears Armilla is unaware that AI is an ouroboros eating its bullshit. That certainly doesn’t bode well for its loss ratios…
For example, Armilla's insurance could pay out if a chatbot gave clients or employees correct information only 85 per cent of the time, after initially doing so in 95 per cent of cases, the company said.
May 12, 2025 at 4:53 PM
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Homer Simpson shouting “Nerd!”
May 6, 2025 at 4:57 AM
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I made a deal with this guy and now he wants my soul??? Wtf
April 11, 2025 at 4:48 PM