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Dilettante, but quite good at it because I put the hard yards in. I contain multitudes, it's a shame they don't get on.
I've a joke about King Midas and honestly no-one can touch it.
I have a joke about Ozymandias, King of Kings, but it has not aged well
I have a joke about Freyja's chariot but it's a bit catty
December 8, 2025 at 6:46 PM
I've a joke about King Midas and honestly no-one can touch it.
Me rolling out a sausage of play-doh:
"Wut? Shape ain't content."
"Wut? Shape ain't content."
EU politicians will decide on Wednesday whether to go ahead with the ban on words like burger and sausage for plant-based foods.
That means we have one last chance to show how unpopular – and absurd – this policy is.
Act now and see what you can do on savetheburger.org
That means we have one last chance to show how unpopular – and absurd – this policy is.
Act now and see what you can do on savetheburger.org
December 8, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Me rolling out a sausage of play-doh:
"Wut? Shape ain't content."
"Wut? Shape ain't content."
Let this brighten your day, and remind you why we need to resist, push back against those who would divide us with hateful rhetoric. Because first they want to separate us from those who are different, but ultimately they will separate us from everyone.
Around a million Syrians have returned since the fall of the Assad regime in December 2024.
And every day at Damascus airport, families separated by years of war and dictatorship, are finally being reunited.
And every day at Damascus airport, families separated by years of war and dictatorship, are finally being reunited.
December 8, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Let this brighten your day, and remind you why we need to resist, push back against those who would divide us with hateful rhetoric. Because first they want to separate us from those who are different, but ultimately they will separate us from everyone.
Sly there definitely mid-rip judging by his expression
Googled "old guy smell" and this popped up. If you wonder how bad this room smells look at her face.
December 8, 2025 at 11:36 AM
Sly there definitely mid-rip judging by his expression
Superbly wholesome
THREAD.
3 years ago, with no warning, a brilliant orange farm cat wandered over from the draughty barn where he had been living, in rural Cornwall, and decided he wanted to live with us instead.
We decided to call him Jim.
This is the first photo I took of him, on that night: December 1st, 2022.
3 years ago, with no warning, a brilliant orange farm cat wandered over from the draughty barn where he had been living, in rural Cornwall, and decided he wanted to live with us instead.
We decided to call him Jim.
This is the first photo I took of him, on that night: December 1st, 2022.
December 6, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Superbly wholesome
Who do you think might be in the running for next year?
My former political party is now officially the “participation trophy” party.
December 6, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Who do you think might be in the running for next year?
How very dare these people we moan about incessantly be part of the conversation about them and their lives. The audacity!
The Express is furious about this because the moment you show those who repeat anti-immigration rhetoric the real human stories their narrative collapses.
The “immigrants” are people. Our friends, colleagues and family.
And it’s this nation of neighbours that is what makes Britain great.
The “immigrants” are people. Our friends, colleagues and family.
And it’s this nation of neighbours that is what makes Britain great.
December 5, 2025 at 8:57 AM
How very dare these people we moan about incessantly be part of the conversation about them and their lives. The audacity!
BREAKING:
Question Time to be cancelled 'indefinitely' due to unavailability of regular cast member
Question Time to be cancelled 'indefinitely' due to unavailability of regular cast member
Nigel Farage has gone to war with the BBC after a radio presenter suggested he had “a relationship when he was younger with Hitler,” vowing he would not speak to the national broadcaster until it apologized for its own past “racist” content.
Farage goes to war with the BBC over presenter’s ‘Hitler’ comment
The Reform UK leader says he will not speak to the national broadcaster until they apologize for all their own past racist coverage.
www.politico.eu
December 4, 2025 at 11:40 PM
BREAKING:
Question Time to be cancelled 'indefinitely' due to unavailability of regular cast member
Question Time to be cancelled 'indefinitely' due to unavailability of regular cast member
Johann is a blokes name isn't it?
Note how these awful people are getting exactly the exclusions of children that they demanded and *that still isn’t enough for them*: they demand everyone be delighted about it and kiss their arses for being brilliant.
December 4, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Johann is a blokes name isn't it?
Chapeau!
You say "AI assistant". I say "uncanny valet".
December 4, 2025 at 8:30 AM
Chapeau!
I feel journalism on both sides of the Atlantic is missing a trick here.
If politicians feign ignorance of something to avoid answering questions then treat them like they're dumb & failing to keep even minimal tabs on high profile issues.
"Really? Where've you been this last week, down a well?"
If politicians feign ignorance of something to avoid answering questions then treat them like they're dumb & failing to keep even minimal tabs on high profile issues.
"Really? Where've you been this last week, down a well?"
Q: You outlined the dangers posed by drugs. So what explanation do you have for Trump pardoning the former president of Honduras?
SEN. ROGER MARSHALL: I don't know the details. Happy to look into it. I can't speak to it
Q: Alright. Um. Ok. Like, no thought on it?
MARSHALL: I haven't researched it
SEN. ROGER MARSHALL: I don't know the details. Happy to look into it. I can't speak to it
Q: Alright. Um. Ok. Like, no thought on it?
MARSHALL: I haven't researched it
December 4, 2025 at 12:33 AM
I feel journalism on both sides of the Atlantic is missing a trick here.
If politicians feign ignorance of something to avoid answering questions then treat them like they're dumb & failing to keep even minimal tabs on high profile issues.
"Really? Where've you been this last week, down a well?"
If politicians feign ignorance of something to avoid answering questions then treat them like they're dumb & failing to keep even minimal tabs on high profile issues.
"Really? Where've you been this last week, down a well?"
Complete dick move.
Last week in our student reading group we read the portion of Wealth of Nations in which Smith comments on the way generally unedifying ways that young men spend their gap year/ study abroad/ grand tour time.
www.nbcnews.com/news/world/a...
www.nbcnews.com/news/world/a...
American Student Ends Up Trapped in Giant Vagina Sculpture
Firefighters embarked on an "extraordinary rescue mission" when an American exchange student got his leg trapped inside a giant vagina sculpture.
www.nbcnews.com
December 2, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Complete dick move.
Really needs the word "tactical" in there if they want to smash the marketing.
APOLLO TURFSTORM is by far the most divorced name for a fucking lawnmower ever seen.
December 2, 2025 at 9:07 AM
Really needs the word "tactical" in there if they want to smash the marketing.
The Party for Your Right to Fight (over ideological purity)
I hope Your Party keeps going for at least the next ten years
November 30, 2025 at 5:18 PM
The Party for Your Right to Fight (over ideological purity)
To be fair, the Telegraph did wait until an American said it to believe it.
November 29, 2025 at 8:30 PM
To be fair, the Telegraph did wait until an American said it to believe it.
HEADS UP!
Please note there is now a queuing system in operation for any and all Life Of Brian Peoples Revolutionary Front of Judea GIFs.
Please be patient, you are number
89
In the queue. One of our trained GIF handlers will be with you shortly.
Please note there is now a queuing system in operation for any and all Life Of Brian Peoples Revolutionary Front of Judea GIFs.
Please be patient, you are number
89
In the queue. One of our trained GIF handlers will be with you shortly.
Zarah Sultana boycotts first day of Your Party conference over 'witch hunt' expulsions
Zarah Sultana boycotts first day of Your Party conference over 'witch hunt' expulsions
Zarah Sultana has boycotted day one of the Your Party Conference over the expulsion of members of left-wing groups.
news.sky.com
November 29, 2025 at 5:42 PM
HEADS UP!
Please note there is now a queuing system in operation for any and all Life Of Brian Peoples Revolutionary Front of Judea GIFs.
Please be patient, you are number
89
In the queue. One of our trained GIF handlers will be with you shortly.
Please note there is now a queuing system in operation for any and all Life Of Brian Peoples Revolutionary Front of Judea GIFs.
Please be patient, you are number
89
In the queue. One of our trained GIF handlers will be with you shortly.
I'm not rich, but I think I'd end up around the point where UBI balanced my taxation burden. I work in adult education, so I'd mostly carry on as before, but look to enjoy the fruits of others new found economic freedom, including seeing an increase in people able to commit to lifelong learning.
Honest question: If everyone got Universal Basic Income, no strings attached, what would YOU do with it?
Re-post with your quote or drop your take below.
Re-post with your quote or drop your take below.
November 29, 2025 at 8:01 AM
I'm not rich, but I think I'd end up around the point where UBI balanced my taxation burden. I work in adult education, so I'd mostly carry on as before, but look to enjoy the fruits of others new found economic freedom, including seeing an increase in people able to commit to lifelong learning.
RFK jr should have stayed singing with the California Raisins
November 29, 2025 at 7:44 AM
RFK jr should have stayed singing with the California Raisins
The plate is gaudy and tasteless. Which I guess is on brand.
November 28, 2025 at 4:47 PM
The plate is gaudy and tasteless. Which I guess is on brand.
Singing along to Donna Summers "I Feel Love" but not the vocal parts
November 26, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Singing along to Donna Summers "I Feel Love" but not the vocal parts
November 26, 2025 at 12:32 PM
How I'm rolling up to Thanksgiving
November 26, 2025 at 7:54 AM
How I'm rolling up to Thanksgiving
I own a washing machine that has mastered both the concept of time and lying about it. Surely personhood beckons.
November 26, 2025 at 12:54 AM
I own a washing machine that has mastered both the concept of time and lying about it. Surely personhood beckons.