He's the best decision I've made in thirty years.

This is Porterhouse. He came from a hillbilly meth-cooking puppy mill next to a strip mine in the Missouri bootheel.

Try tossing some everything bagel seasoning on one slice of that buttered toast.

Yeah. But also the Christian god is three people, so at that point I think it qualifies as an orgy.

Stayed here last week. Kept waiting for a kid to ride by on a tricycle.

Sure, bad guys lose too. But the main theme is that no good guys win--which is a hard inversion for fantasy. As for the quality, I tend to agree. "Everyone's a villian" is a fun concept for a deconstruction, but it also gets swiftly tedious. Which I suspect is why he's never bothered to finish.

I have it on good authority he's on a bus trying to make his way home.

I think the theme is better expressed in the novels, in that Martin's work is as much a deconstruction of fantasy tropes as anything else. The point isn't that Danerys is a bad guy, it's that basically every character is a bad guy--and any character who isn't winds up dead or ruined.

Yeah. Unfortunately prejudice is more prideful than ever.

Yep. Asteroid can't get here soon enough.

Not if you have them running over billionaires.

Scamperbeast withdrawal incoming...

Here you go. This took me six months to finish.

Just hearing the opening bars of "Holly Jolly Christmas" renders me perfectly capable of unabashedly punching a toddler.