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Perfidious Pete
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Have torch and pitchfork, will travel.
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This is Porterhouse. He came from a hillbilly meth-cooking puppy mill next to a strip mine in the Missouri bootheel.
A fawn-colored Boston terrier, snuggled in a pile of grey and black blankets, drowsily snoozing on a full belly, confident in the knowledge there is nothing better in life.
November 30, 2025 at 3:35 AM
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Even my dog is in a food coma.
A fawn-colored Boston terrier. He lies on a well-chewed green blanket, belly in the air, paws curled, wearing a dopey grin and snoring like a chainsaw.
November 28, 2025 at 2:38 AM
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Stayed here last week. Kept waiting for a kid to ride by on a tricycle.
November 25, 2025 at 3:43 AM
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Here you go. This took me six months to finish.
November 20, 2025 at 2:12 AM
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"No chicken 'round here. Nope. None at all. Not sure what that is you smell, but it's definitely not chicken. No way."

-- Porterhouse, 2025
A fawn colored Boston Terrier. He smells chicken too, but he certainly can't tell you where that smell is coming from. The thing on his nose? He's never noticed it before. It's definitely not chicken though. Why do you ask?
October 11, 2025 at 6:37 PM
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The $90 floater frame I ordered for this painting came with $120 tariff.
September 29, 2025 at 1:10 PM
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A fawn colored Boston terrier with an entire toy lobster is in his mouth, save for the tail which pokes out comically. He's not certain how *you* eat lobster, but he's pretty sure he's doing the correct way.
September 29, 2025 at 2:19 AM
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Inside you are two wolves.
A fawn colored Boston terrier lying on a grey pillow. His face bears a look of cautious optimism. The same fawn colored Boston terrier lying on the same grey pillow. His face bears an expression of bitter disappointment.
September 19, 2025 at 2:42 AM
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"I smell chicken around here somewhere, but I can't quite figure out where..."
A fawn colored Boston terrier, sitting on a tile floor. He has a look of desperate confusion, because he can smell the large piece of chicken stuck to his nose but can't actually see it. He is, however, pretty sure you're holding out on him.
September 17, 2025 at 12:01 AM
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One of my greatest regrets in life is waiting almost five decades to bring this 'lil guy into it.
A fawn colored Boston terrier snuggled up in a stack of soft grey blankets. He loves you unreservedly and without condition, and he thinks you should call in sick and spend the day with him, because is very wise.
September 13, 2025 at 12:34 AM
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1 out of 1 Porterhouses agree that no, it is not too early.
A fawn colored Boston terrier lying on a bed atop a soft, snuggly black blanket. His tounge is rolled out and up, licking his chops in anticipation of delicious Halloween treats. You got full size over there?
September 11, 2025 at 10:01 PM
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"I heard you were looking for smolder?"
A fawn colored Boston terrier lying on a grey duvet. His head is turned coquettishly over his left shoulder and his eyes are narrowed seductively. He knows you want to rub that sexy belly. Don't you?
September 11, 2025 at 2:56 AM
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No new pictures, where are you mentally?
A red, wingback slumps on a curb near a small sedan. It's legs are broken, splayed out in front in a posture of utter defeat and exhaustion, as if it knows it's destined for the ash heap and is eager for oblivion.
August 26, 2025 at 11:52 AM
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Porterhouse approves of this label--and anyone who thinks it a slight only does so because their weak asses done got bit.
A fawn colored Boston terrier reclining on a blue blanket. He wears the smugly self-satisfied look you only see on the face of someone who just dunked on a punkass bitch.
August 23, 2025 at 2:09 AM
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"Sorry. Too busy being maximally adorable."
A fawn colored Boston terrier lying sprawled in a pool of sunshine along the back of a grey sofa. He'd love to be in your puppy pic, but he's far too busy being adorable.
August 20, 2025 at 12:23 AM
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Anytime I have a guest Porterhouse holds a grudge for like a week, because the butler (read me) is the only other person permitted in his home.
A fawn colored Boston terrier lying on a grey bed swaddled in a fuzzy green blanket. He bears a stern expression. Is he mad? Yeah, he's mad--but only at himself for not hiring better quality help.
August 14, 2025 at 9:41 PM
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Porterhouse sends his condolences and gentle licks.
A fawn colored Boston terrier laying on some soft grey blankets. He is very sorry for your loss, and would give you gentle licks if you were within reach.
August 11, 2025 at 5:38 PM
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A fawn colored Boston terrier lying in a grey bed swaddled in a soft black blanket. You have disturbed his slumber, Mortal, and now you will pay.
August 11, 2025 at 3:03 AM
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Pic for the Forbes CEO profile of my dog just dropped...
A fawn-colored Boston Terrier relaxes on a couch with a grey cover. His paws are smartly folded atop a bone while he gazes out of frame with disinterest because he is a visionary leader, focused solely on success.
July 29, 2025 at 2:12 PM
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No cheating. Post the most recent pic of your pet(s).
July 24, 2025 at 8:17 PM
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A fawn-colored Boston terrier, on his back, smiling happily because his belly is being furiously rubbed just out of frame.
July 24, 2025 at 3:56 AM
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Porterhouse, meanwhile, would like the name and Social Security number of the person responsible, as he would also like to deliver "thanks."
A fawn-colored Boston terrier sitting on a grey couch wearing a dour look. He has plans for whomever arranged this series of terrifying sky booms--plans that involve a baseball bat, a kneecap, and a severe, lifelong limp.
July 21, 2025 at 2:14 PM
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??
July 19, 2025 at 7:16 PM
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I'm not sure how to interperet this response.
July 19, 2025 at 12:51 AM
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I told him, but he seems skeptical.
A fawn-colored Boston terrier lying on a blue blanket atop a grey couch, eye narrowed skeptically. He's heard that you love him, but he seems dubious of the prospect.
July 18, 2025 at 1:11 AM