Perfidious Pete
@perfidiouspete.bsky.social
Have torch and pitchfork, will travel.
I named my fists Database and Normalization, 'cause after they take a swing at you, all your prime attributes will be functionally independent.
I named my fists Pride and Prejudice, because it is a truth universally acknowledged that a single man in possession of two fists must be in want of whupping ass
I named my fists Common and Sense because I'm about to bring the Paine
December 1, 2025 at 5:35 PM
I named my fists Database and Normalization, 'cause after they take a swing at you, all your prime attributes will be functionally independent.
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So, Thanos isn't just a bad guy--he's a Bad Guy®️.
Hollywood celebrities ruining your childhood one at a time. Fuck Josh Brolin.
variety.com/2025/film/ne...
variety.com/2025/film/ne...
Josh Brolin Knows Trump as a ‘Different Guy’ Having ‘Been a Friend’ of His Before Presidency: ‘No Greater Genius Than Him in Marketing’
Josh Brolin says he knows Trump as a 'different guy,' having known him before he was president.
variety.com
November 30, 2025 at 1:23 PM
So, Thanos isn't just a bad guy--he's a Bad Guy®️.
Fuckin' hit me, @profanity.accountant.
November 30, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Fuckin' hit me, @profanity.accountant.
Nada -- The Refreshments
10 Better Choices for the National Anthem Than the Actual National Anthem:
1. Seven Nation Army
2. Fight the Power
3. Piano Man
4. We Can Work It Out (Stevie Wonder Version)
5. Back on the Chain Gang
6. The Chain
7. Runnin' Down a Dream
8. Let's Go Crazy
9. I Love Rock 'n Roll
10. Believe
1. Seven Nation Army
2. Fight the Power
3. Piano Man
4. We Can Work It Out (Stevie Wonder Version)
5. Back on the Chain Gang
6. The Chain
7. Runnin' Down a Dream
8. Let's Go Crazy
9. I Love Rock 'n Roll
10. Believe
November 29, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Nada -- The Refreshments
Even my dog is in a food coma.
November 28, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Even my dog is in a food coma.
Folks in the US taking a day to relax and enjoy the fruits of their labors.
Meanwhile, the turkey emoji:
Meanwhile, the turkey emoji:
a close up of a man 's face with a finger on his nose .
ALT: a close up of a man 's face with a finger on his nose .
media.tenor.com
November 27, 2025 at 1:18 PM
Folks in the US taking a day to relax and enjoy the fruits of their labors.
Meanwhile, the turkey emoji:
Meanwhile, the turkey emoji:
I love the day before Thanksgiving, because it's the least capitalist day in America. Everyone pretends to be busy while doing nothing even approaching actual work, but we all get paid the same anyway.
November 26, 2025 at 2:08 PM
I love the day before Thanksgiving, because it's the least capitalist day in America. Everyone pretends to be busy while doing nothing even approaching actual work, but we all get paid the same anyway.
The ten best pies are the ten nearest your mouth, followed by a million way tie between all other pies.
November 26, 2025 at 3:13 AM
The ten best pies are the ten nearest your mouth, followed by a million way tie between all other pies.
Hey, @emmabolden.bsky.social. Apparently you were born to destroy AI. Good on ya!
Looks like LLMs are *very* vulnerable to attack via poetic allusion: "curated poetic prompts yielded high attack-success rates (ASR), with some providers exceeding 90% ..."
https://arxiv.org/html/2511.15304v1
https://arxiv.org/html/2511.15304v1
November 21, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Hey, @emmabolden.bsky.social. Apparently you were born to destroy AI. Good on ya!
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My new favorite kind of meme is "here are detailed instructions on how to turn off AI". 🔨
November 19, 2025 at 3:00 PM
My new favorite kind of meme is "here are detailed instructions on how to turn off AI". 🔨
"Siri, what if the concept of being unfuckable was a beverage?"
Beginning Monday, a Frozen Peppermint Hot Chocolate drink will be available exclusively at Starbucks cafés inside Target stores.
The chains are hoping the drink can drum up excitement from customers this holiday season.
🔗https://tinyurl.com/yrshv45s
The chains are hoping the drink can drum up excitement from customers this holiday season.
🔗https://tinyurl.com/yrshv45s
November 18, 2025 at 1:07 AM
"Siri, what if the concept of being unfuckable was a beverage?"
Is it good when people living under late stage capitalism are too poor to participate in late stage capitalism? Asking for an economic philosophy...
www.latimes.com/business/sto...
www.latimes.com/business/sto...
McDonald's is losing its low-income customers. Economists call it a symptom of the stark wealth divide
These customers are feeling the pressures of higher prices on groceries and apparel and the growing cost of rent and child care, the company's chief executive said in a recent earnings call.
www.latimes.com
November 16, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Is it good when people living under late stage capitalism are too poor to participate in late stage capitalism? Asking for an economic philosophy...
www.latimes.com/business/sto...
www.latimes.com/business/sto...
Yep. I'm actively rooting for an asteroid to destroy the Earth now.
November 16, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Yep. I'm actively rooting for an asteroid to destroy the Earth now.
The Dumbvee: because you're too stupid to realize your right-wing politics are the reason you can't afford a proper fascist cosplay tank!!
November 15, 2025 at 12:03 PM
The Dumbvee: because you're too stupid to realize your right-wing politics are the reason you can't afford a proper fascist cosplay tank!!
You can put Everything Bagel seasoning on buttered toast. Or on a grilled cheese.
Seriously. No one can stop you.
Seriously. No one can stop you.
November 14, 2025 at 2:51 AM
You can put Everything Bagel seasoning on buttered toast. Or on a grilled cheese.
Seriously. No one can stop you.
Seriously. No one can stop you.
Yeah. Kinda didn't need DNA to know Hitler had a small dick and a mental illness.
Right. Hitler's DNA. Brace yourselves for a deluge of misinformation and bad science.
I'm in Australia, so do get in touch if you want some expert debunking.
I'm in Australia, so do get in touch if you want some expert debunking.
November 14, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Yeah. Kinda didn't need DNA to know Hitler had a small dick and a mental illness.
Nowadays we call these "Schumers."
Word of the Day is ‘catchfart’ (17th century): an obsequious individual who sucks up to the boss and always follows the political wind.
November 8, 2025 at 1:13 PM
Nowadays we call these "Schumers."
Guilty of nothing... other than being delicious!
three sub sandwiches are on a green background with a white border
Alt: Three Subway sandwiches, bouncing with delicious goodness.
media.tenor.com
November 6, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Guilty of nothing... other than being delicious!
I'd open a Food Truck called 'The Soup Wagon' instead of doing IT for a company making expensive toys for rich assholes.
What's a risk you'd be more comfortable taking if Universal Basic Income (UBI) provided a floor of income you could never fall below?
November 6, 2025 at 7:08 PM
I'd open a Food Truck called 'The Soup Wagon' instead of doing IT for a company making expensive toys for rich assholes.
As someone working in an IT field, this is literally the stuff of nightmares.
www.videogameschronicle.com/news/square-...
I imagined trying to get through bug reports written by an LLM and immediately got an honest to god headache. What do you mean I can’t even go back to the person who wrote it and ask for more details because there isn’t one, but it can still make shit up?
I imagined trying to get through bug reports written by an LLM and immediately got an honest to god headache. What do you mean I can’t even go back to the person who wrote it and ask for more details because there isn’t one, but it can still make shit up?
Square Enix says it wants generative AI to be doing 70% of its QA and debugging by the end of 2027 | VGC
The publisher is researching “Game QA Automation Technology” with the University of Tokyo…
www.videogameschronicle.com
November 6, 2025 at 6:34 PM
As someone working in an IT field, this is literally the stuff of nightmares.
$10 bucks says they had to put it up 'cause Captain Dementia keeps wandering onto the roof lost.
November 6, 2025 at 2:58 AM
$10 bucks says they had to put it up 'cause Captain Dementia keeps wandering onto the roof lost.
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Ranged attacks have disadvantage when within 5' of an enemy, and you don't get a proficiency bonus with improvised weapons, but this guy still scored a hit.
The government would be wise not to fuck with a badass of his caliber.
The government would be wise not to fuck with a badass of his caliber.
It's not in this article but the government asserts that the sandwich was thrown at "point blank range", which implies subway sandwiches have defined effective weapon ranges of varying lethality, and I would like to see the government's chart of these ranges.
Trial Begins for Man Accused of Lobbing a Sandwich at a Federal Agent www.nytimes.com/2025/11/03/u...
November 4, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Ranged attacks have disadvantage when within 5' of an enemy, and you don't get a proficiency bonus with improvised weapons, but this guy still scored a hit.
The government would be wise not to fuck with a badass of his caliber.
The government would be wise not to fuck with a badass of his caliber.
Coming soon: Hoovervilles!
Here in Atlanta yesterday, more than 2,000 people waited in their cars—one woman for 14 hours—for a box of food. The giveaway ended early; there wasn't enough to go around.
Multiply this scene by countless others across the country, and you get a sense of how crushing the desperation is right now.
Multiply this scene by countless others across the country, and you get a sense of how crushing the desperation is right now.
November 3, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Coming soon: Hoovervilles!