why are you, as a man, not built like a Rectangle

this is a Bad Boy summer check in

i’ve been doing this thing where i put on rain noises and take a mid-day nap and today spotify made me a rain noise playlist and it’s one of the more embarrassing things to have happened in my adult life

been saying crop tops are a crucial component of Bad Boy Summer

first time i ever experienced the dopamine of Big Number was years ago when someone posted my tinder bio to tumblr and it got like 80k notes. caused an irreparable change in my brain chemistry

you rockin with crop tops this Bad Boy Summer ⁉️

“guys please they’re called posts. they’re called skoots. please they’re called bloops. please.”

society if we invented fishing without fish

dude what is this guy’s problem

wondering if i can get gary gulman on here for a rematch