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Matt
@perfectdad.bsky.social
union rep, bicycle rider, music enjoyer, father of the year every year
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I started a #nowplaying thread for all the jams.

It kicks off with this Lee Baggett record that is one of the best things to come out this year IMO.
#nowplaying

Lee Baggett, Waves for a Begull
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To state the obvious there is no more defensive operator than a cyclist on a city street. It is an actual life and death next level of understanding and awareness. Motherfuckers.
September 25, 2025 at 2:21 PM
this is awesome. towards the end he writes "i am sending a copy of this letter to the UN secretary general" and i can't stop laughing at the idea of him making someone on his staff put this post on letterhead
“A REAL DISGRACE took place at the United Nations yesterday — Not one, not two, but three very sinister events! First, the escalator going up to the Main Speaking Floor came to a screeching halt…”
September 25, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Mac Jones headed to the IR with dumb ass #49ers
September 14, 2025 at 6:59 PM
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When you want to be racist but you accidentally reveal that you regularly finger your own anus and don't wash your hands:
July 4, 2025 at 5:54 AM
would be great if him golfing to prove he is alive and healthy caused him to have a stroke or a heart attack i'd even settle for diarrhea
Huge victory for comedy that all the jokes about him dying led the dying man to make a public appearance today
August 30, 2025 at 5:40 PM
the mask reboot this country deserves
i love you president teeth. i mean president newteeth. no. president toothsome. presidenture newteeth some. FUCK i. love. president. chewsom
August 24, 2025 at 3:56 PM
i wish people used the word "gibbersh" more often i also feel this way about "drivel" and "horseshit"
incoherent gibberish. Is this a distraction or a crisis? Are the Chicago police good? What does “playing games” mean? Can you say anything that didn’t come from a focus group?
Jeffries on Trump planning a military crackdown in Chicago: "We should continue to support local law enforcement and not simply allow Donald Trump to play games with the lives of the American people as part of his effort to manufacture a crisis and create a distraction because he's deeply unpopular"
August 24, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Do the Giants know it’s ok to score more than 4 runs in a game?
August 19, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Must Shit NOW
NEW YORK (AP) — Television's MSNBC network is changing its name to My Source News Opinion World, or MS NOW for short.
August 18, 2025 at 2:49 PM
YOU did this to me
August 17, 2025 at 5:23 PM
the Giants are ass
Let Verlander go the distance!
August 17, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Let Verlander go the distance!
August 17, 2025 at 2:45 AM
What to know? His music sucks and it's sole purpose is to sell pick up trucks
Zach Bryan at Golden Gate Park: What to know before you go
Zach Bryan and Kings of Leon will headline the next installment of the Golden Gate Park Concerts series in what promises to be one of San Francisco’s biggest live music events of 2025.
www.sfchronicle.com
August 15, 2025 at 7:20 PM
this post has gotten me 5,000 more followers
love to be the sixty fifth thousand seven hundred and third account you follow
August 14, 2025 at 4:11 AM
being in the bay area i'm not normally jealous of the bands and shows other cities get but damn
Prairiewolf heads east tomorrow! Who’s coming out?

Thurs 8/14: Mama Tried in Brooklyn with Sloppy Heads and Organs Obsolete

Friday 8/15: Tubby’s in Kingston with Sloppy Heads and Wet Tuna

Saturday 8/16: Jerry’s on Front in Philadelphia with Sloppy Heads
a painting of three wolves howling at the moon by aktela73
Alt: Janky wolf gif
media.tenor.com
August 14, 2025 at 3:46 AM
love to be the sixty fifth thousand seven hundred and third account you follow
August 14, 2025 at 3:39 AM
i'm not sure what "push back" looks like but the smart thing to do would be to make the connection between crime and poverty or they could just shit the bed
August 14, 2025 at 3:37 AM
until i saw this i thought carjacking meant jacking off in your car
Markwayne Mullin: "I'm not joking when I say this. I drive around Washington DC in my Jeep - yes, I drive myself - & I don't buckle up. The reason I don't buckle up - people can say whatever they want - is because of carjacking. I don't want to be stuck in my vehicle when I need to exit in a hurry."
August 14, 2025 at 3:21 AM
leaning on the hood of my Subaru Outback smoking a doobie
August 12, 2025 at 4:22 AM
This is how I felt about the Eagles and Yacht Rock docs that everyone was talking about when they first came out.
New documentary hits and ppl get insufferable. Dude has had a great life, rich af, & married Christie Brinkley ffs! He's not been relevant in the 21st century, I don't care how many posts u make.
August 1, 2025 at 11:55 PM
feel like just looking at this screenshot is giving me gout
Meanwhile, on X the everything app, people are admitting to spending 1/3 of the US median household income on taxis for their mall-parking-lot-restaurant food.
July 25, 2025 at 3:03 AM
I do not foresee the NFLPA learing anything from the WNBA players very smart manuever to use their public platform to put pressure on ownership, but @rayratto.bsky.social is right about solidarity being essential.
The NFL Players Association Is Falling Apart When It Needs Solidarity The Most | Defector
Everything about the NFL Players Association sludgeslide seems so predestined and unavoidable. The usual predicament has been made worse by disgraced former union chief Lloyd Howell getting confused a...
defector.com
July 21, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Bailey!
July 9, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Bret Wisely loves to eat shit
July 6, 2025 at 4:21 AM
Labor Loves Cool J
July 4, 2025 at 2:37 AM