"Yeah, when you have a mother you only see for six months, you kind of miss her when she leaves."

He chuckled softly.

"Glad you like them."

"It did. It was nice not having to sneak in with Morry for a change."

He grinned as he offered Hades a gift he had brought for him as well. A very old and expensive bottle of whiskey and a black silk handkerchief that he embroidered with thistles.

"Poseidon isn't too bad, a little tacky with his Hawaiian shirts and a little waterlogged in the head sometimes, but he's usually chill. But yeah, Zeus is a big ol bag of dicks."

More like she's a gremlin. Also, when you're an older sibling, the Cain Instinct kicks in and you have the urge to smite your sibling.

Because she threw one on my face when Ma brought me home from the hospital as a newborn.

"Make $50 and you got a deal."

Of course he is, I love the little hell beast. Be prepared for Morry to cheese you again, she's ruthless.

10am, is that okay with you?

"Caesar? Why, what happened?"

"Hell yes! Bottomless mimosas for everyone."

"Actually, I was. You'll find I'm much more agreeable and tolerable than my demon spawn elder sister."

Well, he already has a dad, so Hades is an extra dad!

"Morry, you're lying through your teeth right now."