"you want to join my primitive noise band?"
"no, I like organized sound"

#FrancesTheMute
#butalsobmo

Near and far

If you see this, post a pic from your device with no explanation

A rare moment of peace observed in this anxious soul.

Someone needs to come get their grandpa — an old guy with a very thick WV accent called me twice and left a voicemail yesterday, but when I picked up the second time and confirmed I was not John, he misheard my name as "Arby's" twice until I spelled it out

#FoundPrisonMike in the bathroom, sparkling clean

He lurks, awaiting discovery by unsuspecting passersby

#FoundPrisonMike

#FoundPrisonMike in the pantry

Next hiding spot located -- now we wait

#FoundPrisonMike

My husband and I have been alternating hiding this Prison Mike dishwasher magnet around the house for the past year and a half, and I have to say this is not the weirdest place he has ended up

Let the #FoundPrisonMike thread begin

Google describes this as "Cute, magical, and spirited," but "Deceptive, thought-provoking, and heartbreaking" is more accurate

#MadokaMagica

Another round of additions to a growing list.

#mutedtext #mutedtags #muted

It's autocorrect's world; we're just living in it

(~60 down, ~60 to go)

Introduce yourself with four #videogames

The cat in question

Added.

I can't be the only person who doesn't want social media to be the place where they get their news (or a heightened blood pressure). Debating whether I should add "government" and "president" as blanket protection.

Don't give anger the chance to sneak up on you if you don't want to participate.