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[Screenshots are from 3P sites, because I hate Twitter but some people there just really make my day.]
America is just 5 companies in a trenchcoat #netflix
December 6, 2025 at 4:55 AM
His cabinet making a new group chat without him is the most JD thing to happen yet #jdvance #poorjd
December 4, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Can a gubernatorial press office win a Pulitzer? @governor.ca.gov #gavinnewsom
December 4, 2025 at 6:50 PM
St. Susanna Parish in Dedham, Massachusetts put up its annual nativity scene missing a few key players and said “We thought this was a good way to show the dynamic of what’s happening in the world today. We should be a welcoming community." A+++ #ICE
December 4, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Trump giving #Mamdani a little pat on the arm and affectionately giving him permission to call him a fascist if he wants to (in the Oval Office) was the last brick in my “This is all a hallucination” fallout shelter
November 22, 2025 at 2:27 PM
It’s a beautiful day in the neighborhood ✨
November 21, 2025 at 7:29 PM
When men who look like this refer to themselves as “boy” on their clothes and “kid” in their names, well that’s a free giggle right there
November 19, 2025 at 11:46 PM
We’ll focus on #halalflation. You focus on the 16 million kids you voted to starve. #SNAP
November 6, 2025 at 2:13 PM
60% for my NYC homies ✌️
November 1, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Sucks to suck, Jo ✌️
October 31, 2025 at 6:25 PM
………
October 26, 2025 at 1:14 PM
You’re never too old to discover new heroes 🙏 #polkadotdresslady
October 25, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Serious question: Can we elect a Twitter account as president?
October 23, 2025 at 11:15 PM
What he lacks in self-awareness he makes up for in self-owns
September 26, 2025 at 3:19 AM
September 20, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Happy Yikes Day from America! We celebrate 24/7 now.

#H-1B
September 19, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Evil Pixar lamp
September 18, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Brb buying 1M Mexican flag stickers to slap on every cybertruck I see
September 17, 2025 at 12:50 AM
The Pro-Life gang 🙌
September 14, 2025 at 8:22 PM
September 9, 2025 at 7:36 AM
*looks longingly at a sepia-toned photo of kids with polio*
September 6, 2025 at 4:37 AM
August 29, 2025 at 5:46 PM
I’m cacklinggg
August 21, 2025 at 7:57 PM
August 7, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Maybe the real Epstein list is all the CEOs we killed along the way.
July 20, 2025 at 5:24 PM