Penny Mize
@pennymize.bsky.social
I am a dog. My hobbies are eating and walking.
Good morning, Jean. Great choice. Takes me back to my college days.
November 13, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Good morning, Jean. Great choice. Takes me back to my college days.
Good morning, Johnny. Christmas? Bah, humbug.
November 12, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Good morning, Johnny. Christmas? Bah, humbug.
That is one of the first Pogues song I heard, so I thought they were an Australian band, until a friend of mine set me straight. I also used to think that the Geico gecko was an Aussie.
November 11, 2025 at 2:14 PM
That is one of the first Pogues song I heard, so I thought they were an Australian band, until a friend of mine set me straight. I also used to think that the Geico gecko was an Aussie.
"O villain, villain, smiling, damned villain."
November 10, 2025 at 6:45 PM
"O villain, villain, smiling, damned villain."
Don the Con has definitely ruined the country. But is Don a man? Hmmm.
November 9, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Don the Con has definitely ruined the country. But is Don a man? Hmmm.
Yes. Herman Melville warned us. "It was the whiteness of the whale that above all things appalled me."
November 7, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Yes. Herman Melville warned us. "It was the whiteness of the whale that above all things appalled me."
"Oh, villain, villain, smiling damned villain!"
November 5, 2025 at 6:19 PM
"Oh, villain, villain, smiling damned villain!"
The boys from ICE waiting for remedial PT to start.
November 5, 2025 at 4:01 PM
The boys from ICE waiting for remedial PT to start.
The white whale speaks his mind. "Vote for the sex pest."
November 4, 2025 at 3:13 PM
The white whale speaks his mind. "Vote for the sex pest."
Good morning, Jennifer. I used to read Dilbert all the time. I thought the pointy haired boss was the villain. Obviously, I was wrong. He was supposed to be the hero of the strip.
November 3, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Good morning, Jennifer. I used to read Dilbert all the time. I thought the pointy haired boss was the villain. Obviously, I was wrong. He was supposed to be the hero of the strip.
Good morning, Jean. Party like it's 1788.
October 30, 2025 at 1:13 PM
Good morning, Jean. Party like it's 1788.
This is not a pipe.
October 29, 2025 at 2:52 PM
This is not a pipe.
This guy is not my uncle.
October 29, 2025 at 2:43 PM
This guy is not my uncle.
At least Claudius did his job, unlike our smiling damned villain.
October 27, 2025 at 2:38 PM
At least Claudius did his job, unlike our smiling damned villain.
ICE agents lining up for remedial PT.
October 27, 2025 at 2:04 PM
ICE agents lining up for remedial PT.
Gimme that old time religion. Athena was good enough for Socrates. She's good enough for me.
October 26, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Gimme that old time religion. Athena was good enough for Socrates. She's good enough for me.
Good morning, Jennifer. Apparently the malectors of great wealth still think Donnie is a useful idiot. What are they going to do when Donnie spends all his weekends at Bernie's?
October 26, 2025 at 1:56 PM
Good morning, Jennifer. Apparently the malectors of great wealth still think Donnie is a useful idiot. What are they going to do when Donnie spends all his weekends at Bernie's?
Good morning, Jamie. Some people say that it is time for the Scots to break away from perfidious Albion and join the EU.
October 25, 2025 at 1:24 PM
Good morning, Jamie. Some people say that it is time for the Scots to break away from perfidious Albion and join the EU.
Good morning, Jennifer. The Canadian fans will boo when our national anthem is playing tonight, and we will deserve their scorn and contempt. And those of us who are still supporting Trump will deserve much worse.
October 24, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Good morning, Jennifer. The Canadian fans will boo when our national anthem is playing tonight, and we will deserve their scorn and contempt. And those of us who are still supporting Trump will deserve much worse.
The boys from ICE waiting for their next shipment of warheads.
October 23, 2025 at 5:18 PM
The boys from ICE waiting for their next shipment of warheads.
Did you say free food?
October 21, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Did you say free food?
Good morning, Jennifer. Everybody hates Ted. When this simple fact penetrates into his brain, he will run away.
October 21, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Good morning, Jennifer. Everybody hates Ted. When this simple fact penetrates into his brain, he will run away.
Nobody at iCE told me that there would be running involved.
--Billy Bob McAllister
--Billy Bob McAllister
October 21, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Nobody at iCE told me that there would be running involved.
--Billy Bob McAllister
--Billy Bob McAllister