This may be one of the worst sequences of events I've ever read about a human being enduring while constantly trying to do things "correctly".

Not that anyone gives a shit but I'm probably voting for Jordan Woods in the primary next year.

@iwriteok.bsky.social you do not need to play Police Quest: SWAT. It was so not fun and tedious and not at all what I expected from a Sierra game.

FFS I just want ONE senate candidate that I want to vote FOR in my lifetime.

KISS just lost the only original member with actual musical talent.

MFers saying he was being heckled by a leftist. This is the gentlest heckling I've ever seen.

Just before my 17th birthday my cousin was beaten into a coma (and later died from his injuries) by two I assume teens that mistook him for a member of a rival gang. I have no doubt that this DOGE twat got his ass handed to him by two kids completely unrelated to any of the many reasons to do so.

I'm looking through damage claims for a road construction site and looking at the photos they've included to prove the road is the problem and not their driving and I'm just sitting here like "if that caused this damage how the hell do I ever *not* have a flat tire?"

Peak government efficiency is the MDOT live streaming their bidding process at 11 each week, which usually starts with a message "the bids are being printed. We will begin shortly"

Today I had a zoom meeting for a ticket. I logged in at the appointed time and sat in a lobby waiting for the call to start for 20 minutes.

I was then told they had internet issues and the trial had been postponed. You know what doesn't require internet for a traffic violation? Actual hearings.

Listening to @sorenbowie.bsky.social discuss doing a Taskmaster for a bachelor party and wanted to say my wife ran one for my 41st birthday with 4 of my friends. 2 weekends filming them a week editing the footage and half a dozen live tasks day of the party. She worked her ass off.

Just heard about the exciting summer camp opportunity from @iwriteok.bsky.social and I've never been more interested in a program for my 11 year old.

I work in a non tipped position and somehow managed $20 in tips this week, they went here. My ass may be broke but I'll never be so broke I won't help out someone that has given me years of joy.

I am here to chew bubblegum and follow entertaining accounts and I am all out of bubblegum.