literally about to say, we just had "PASSWORD: LOURVE" and already it's out of date

same thing yeah. this is where i learned about it too, i was absolutely fucking *astonished* that they actually taught this in schools when it's so obviously stupid on its face

worm name: 1993 Toyota Corolla

yeah a “hi” dm is very much not smalltalk that’s just poor internet social etiquette

the long johns cover of this song is the only song that will calm my son down when he's fussy. which is very funny to me

oh my god i forgot that. incredible

honestly you gotta respect the commitment to the bit

not to brag but i can't even remember the last time i shit myself. it's not even hard for me not to do that

isaac is so good about falling back asleep after a feed. i've even seen him wake up in his crib, wiggle around a bit, and then put himself back to sleep with no intervention many times. we are very lucky lmao. the only thing that really wakes him up is a diaper change

funnily enough i can also probably blame covid a bit because the first and only time i managed to go to the gym regularly was in january-february of 2020, after which i became one of the first people in my state to catch covid and became extremely ill and lost 35 pounds in less than a month

10 minutes was when i was like 15 and being forced to run in PE and i have not successful run a mile since. i sincerely doubt i even could now, i'm in terrible shape.

uh oh!!!! hate that!!!!

GPT 🤝 EBT
being used to make grocery lists

oh my god

a gourmet blend of highgrown, premium beans.

*excavatum

"pectus excavitum" harry potter sounding ass deformity

"Personal Coffeemaker"

10 minutes was like the best mile time i've ever run lmao*

*however i do have a sunken chest which means i naturally have a good chunk less lung capacity than your median human