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Picklepuss Pearlykim
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Why are you like that?
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they should invent subtweeting but where you name names
April 2, 2025 at 4:57 PM
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A skeleton crew sounds a lot cooler than it is
April 8, 2025 at 3:23 AM
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I’ll delete my own words if I don’t like them so I can’t overstate the razor’s edge you’re on.
April 3, 2025 at 1:27 PM
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I'm either going to have to kill myself or the person that came up with the "Oh-oh-oh-Ozympic" jingle.

We both can't continue to walk the face of the earth.
April 7, 2025 at 10:32 PM
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I still get just as excited about thunderstorms as I did when I was a kid
April 8, 2025 at 1:26 AM
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My boss: I hate it when people are vague, I am not a mind reader

Also my boss: Here are some vague directions for you
April 8, 2025 at 12:55 PM
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I’m typing stuff in here but nothing’s changing out there.
I better pick up the pace
February 19, 2025 at 3:04 AM
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Today is a good day to forget those who've forgotten you.
April 8, 2025 at 6:55 AM
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Sorry i'm late i hey look over there
April 7, 2025 at 12:06 PM
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Have you tried to Skeet the pain away?
April 8, 2025 at 1:02 AM
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Im a veteran of the war on drugs
April 7, 2025 at 7:17 PM
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Can't be stoned all day if I don't start now
April 8, 2025 at 1:07 PM
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Things I don’t want to know:
3. How much money I spend
2. My actual weight
1. How Crypto works
April 8, 2025 at 11:41 AM
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Turning up my heated seats just to feel something warm pressed against me.
April 8, 2025 at 1:04 PM
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It's so strange waking up and the sun is out and the sky is blue, it looks beautiful.
It's not how I imagined Hell to look.
April 8, 2025 at 12:45 PM
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Well, at least we don’t have our health!
April 8, 2025 at 1:10 PM
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January 5, 2025 at 4:55 PM
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Warning, password must be longer than attention span.
April 8, 2025 at 12:59 PM
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The roaring 20s except instead of flappers and swing music its literally just a pandemic and a great depression.
April 8, 2025 at 10:07 AM
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Nipples are the pupils of the breast
The nose is the penis of the face
April 8, 2025 at 12:33 PM
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I have decided to become evil
April 7, 2025 at 8:36 PM
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tech bro is short for technically broken
April 7, 2025 at 7:35 PM
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The best thing about me is that I’m always down to cancel plans
April 7, 2025 at 8:45 PM