Pearl Schlieman
@pearlsays.bsky.social
Army brat extraordinaire, indefatigable defender of LGBTQI+, legendary HS English teacher, roller of pregnant joints, lover of Black Diamonds and rats
So if Jeff Bezos’ $50 million dollars equates to $32 for me, then he is one cheap motherfucker. Spent less than $40 on his tacky ass wedding.
June 30, 2025 at 5:55 PM
So if Jeff Bezos’ $50 million dollars equates to $32 for me, then he is one cheap motherfucker. Spent less than $40 on his tacky ass wedding.
“On your left!” I yelled to the skier as I passed him on the right.
And that sums up 2024.
And that sums up 2024.
December 26, 2024 at 1:55 AM
“On your left!” I yelled to the skier as I passed him on the right.
And that sums up 2024.
And that sums up 2024.
I’m an irritated, aggressive, and intimidating people pleaser. And I’m so annoyed by that.
November 26, 2024 at 7:49 PM
I’m an irritated, aggressive, and intimidating people pleaser. And I’m so annoyed by that.
