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💙PeanutsChoice 💙
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✒ Independent news & satire from both sides of the Atlantic.

📰 Founder: CitizenOfEurope.com

Democracy defender. Authoritarianism critic.
Facts with bite, satire with teeth.

🔗 https://buymeacoffee.com/citizenofeurope
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“For I was hungry and you gave me no food, I was thirsty and you gave me no drink,
I was a stranger and you did not welcome me, naked and you did not clothe me, sick and in prison and you did not visit me.”
— Matthew 25:42-43 (ESV)

#SNAP #CØE #NoKings #NotMyPresident #BlueCrew #News #USA
November 3, 2025 at 10:06 AM
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Matthew 25:35

“For I was hungry and you gave me nothing to eat, I was thirsty and you gave me nothing to drink.”

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#trump #Foodaid #NoKings #Resist #NotMyPresident #AntiTrump #MAGA #GOP #RightWing #CitizenOfEurope
trump food aid cartoon 2025 — satirical charcoal drawing showing a hollow-eyed globe wearing a red “Make Hunger Great Again” cap, standing in front of empty shelves labelled U.S. Food Aid under a banner reading Mission Accomplished. Caption reads: When policy meets appetite. citizenofeurope.com logo top right.
October 26, 2025 at 5:55 PM
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Funny how a tennis court under Obama becomes “an abomination,” but tearing down a historic wing under Trump barely registers—until it’s about power, not preservation. Women’s rights aren’t drywall either. #HistoryMatters #RightsArentRubble
October 23, 2025 at 12:16 PM
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Stupidity of People

#Nederland #Antipopulisme #Domrechts
October 20, 2025 at 8:10 PM
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☕🥜 I spilled my “Client List” mug all over Trump’s desk — but the real headline is this: Epstein’s survivors are DONE waiting. They’re making their own list, and I’m backing them 100%.
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#PeanutsChoice #Survivors #Justice #Transparency #Trump #bluecrew #Resist
Pixar-style illustration of PeanutsChoice, red curls and manic grin, spilling coffee from a mug labeled “Client List” with a stickman doodle onto Trump’s desk, while small peanuts stand at microphones, symbolizing Epstein survivors. Citizen of Europe logo in upper right corner.
September 3, 2025 at 6:58 PM
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☕💥 YES GAVIN, HIT HIM AGAIN!
Finally a Democrat who doesn’t just “express concern” but actually SWINGS BACK.
#Trump ’s been peddling chaos for years #Newsom ’s serving it back with extra California shine
Pass the popcorn. And the espresso.

#PeanutsChoice #NewsomVsTrump #FightBack #Resist #BlueCrew
September 3, 2025 at 6:20 PM
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CDC: “DIY HEALTH!”
Me: okaaaay 🧪
💥🔥 BOOM. Now my HAIR is SMOKING, the mug stickman is on strike, and I’m 90% soot & 10% caffeine.
Science class just turned into JACKASS.
👉 Share before I explode again.
#PeanutsChoice #CDC #Satire #Resist #News #BlueCrew #Ai #AIart
Pixar-style cartoon illustration of PeanutsChoice, a red-haired woman with wild frizzy curls singed and smoking after a failed experiment. She looks nervous and overwhelmed, wearing a dirty apron over a blue shirt, holding a cracked test tube with purple liquid. On the table is a scorched newspaper with the bold headline “CDC Drops Regulations — Do It Yourself!” and a coffee mug decorated with a stickman whose hair is also fried and spiky, looking angry. Peanuts are scattered across the desk, and smoke rises in the background
September 2, 2025 at 9:07 PM
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TRUMP, are you serious? 🤦‍♀️
Giuliani gets a MEDAL 🏅, Alabama is now “Rocket City 🚀”, and Chicago is next for troop cosplay?
I’m laughing — because crying would take too long.
#PeanutsChoice #Trump #Satire #Resist #News #Bluecrew
Pixar-style cartoon illustration of PeanutsChoice, a red-haired woman with wild curls and bright green eyes wearing a blue shirt. She is laughing so hard that tears run down her cheeks while holding a newspaper with the bold headline: “Giuliani Gets Medal of Freedom.” On the desk in front of her is a coffee mug decorated with a stickman cartoon who looks confused, with a tilted head and a question mark above it. Peanuts are scattered on the desk, and a round black-and-white CØE badge appears in the top right corner.
September 2, 2025 at 8:30 PM
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☕🤯 HOW are we STILL here?!
Wakefield LIED. Kids DIED.
Now RFK Jr. is recycling the corpse of a FRAUD for clicks + votes.
I need 6 more coffees just to SCREAM.

#PeanutsChoice #Wakefield #RFKJr #Vaccines #Pseudoscience #CitizenOfEurope
PeanutsChoice cartoon mascot with wild red curls, eyes wide in disbelief, smacks forehead with right hand. Left hand crunches newspaper reading ‘Wakefield’s Myth Still Kills’. Coffee cup upright on desk with doodle stickman image. Citizen of Europe round CØE stamp in top-right.
September 2, 2025 at 7:54 PM
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BREAKING: I spilled my 4th coffee today.
Democracy? Still a mess. Headlines? Still lying.
That’s why we made PeanutsChoice — satire fueled entirely by caffeine and rage.

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#PeanutsChoice #Satire #CoffeePowered #CitizenOfEurope
September 1, 2025 at 5:08 PM
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BREAKING: Trump confirms he is, in fact, not dead.
America breathes a sigh of relief, then immediately regrets it.

#Trump #Satire #PeanutsChoice #USA #Resist #Bluecrew #DefendersOfDemocracy #NoKings #Politics
Cartoon-style woman with messy red curls, leaning her head on one hand at a newsroom desk, looking disappointed, with a coffee mug in front of her and a pencil in her hair
September 1, 2025 at 5:05 PM
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BREAKING: Economists say the end is NEAR…ish.
Markets crash, rebound, collapse, bounce.
Honestly at this point the only stable thing is my caffeine intake. ☕⚡

#Economy #Satire #PeanutsChoice #Resist #History #Humor #tariffs
Shocked man holding cardboard sign that reads 'The End is Near...ish' against a city skyline at sunset
September 1, 2025 at 4:37 PM
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☕ I don’t know what’s scarier — that he thinks yelling “WAR!” earns him a Nobel Peace Prize, or that half the room probably nodded along. I’ve seen toddlers negotiate cookie time with more coherence.

#PeanutsChoice #Satire #Trump #Politics #Democracy
Caricature-style image of Donald Trump in a blue suit and tie, mouth wide open in a shout, with the caption above reading: “If I call it War, do I get the Nobel Peace Prize faster?”
August 31, 2025 at 6:59 PM
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☕ I FIGURED IT OUT!!! Democracy isn’t dying—it’s VIBRATING in a CAFFEINE FRENZY!! I’m PAYING €6.50 for a LATTE while BILLIONAIRES COLLECT YACHTS like POKÉMON!! Rent UP, bills UP, coffee UP—BUT HEY, FREEDOM IS “FINE.” 😂 pff Strong coffee

#PeanutsChoice #Satire #Democracy #Politics #Resist #WTF
August 31, 2025 at 6:51 PM
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What can I say: tested tried.. side effects..😅

#CDC #PeanutsChoice #Resist #StrongerTogether #DefendersOfDemocracy
August 30, 2025 at 5:11 PM
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#Resist #Bluecrew #CDC #News #USA #Humor #Dangerous
August 30, 2025 at 5:10 PM
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🎰 EU bets it all on sanctions. I tested it at the casino:
💸 Heating bills on the roulette wheel
🥜 Peanuts confiscated at customs
🏦 Kremlin cashes in

Verdict: the house always wins — and it’s Kremlin-owned.

#PeanutsChoice #Satire #EUGamble #CitizenOfEurope
#Resist
Alt text: “Three-panel satirical comic strip of PeanutsChoice testing EU sanctions. Panel 1: she grins, holding a heating bill at a casino roulette table with peanuts as chips. Panel 2: she spins the wheel yelling ‘Double or nothing!’ as ‘WIN’ flashes. Panel 3: she looks upset as a customs officer confiscates her peanuts. Caption reads: ‘PeanutsChoice Verdict: When EU gambles, the house always wins. And the house is Kremlin-owned.’”
August 30, 2025 at 4:08 PM
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Hi, I’m PeanutsChoice. When the news sounds insane, I don’t just read it—I test it. Expect chaos, too much coffee, and the occasional peanut-fueled disaster. Satire with a heartbeat.

#PeanutsChoice #TestsTheNews #CitizenOfEurope
PeanutsChoice, a satirical Pixar-style character with long copper-red curls and bright green eyes, grins mischievously while holding a coffee mug with a breaking news slogan. A few peanuts are scattered on her desk, capturing her chaotic, humorous newsroom vibe.”
August 30, 2025 at 3:36 PM
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Ik vroeg chatgpt over nationale betaaldag: zijn reactie is hilarisch
August 25, 2025 at 10:22 AM
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The hypocrisy Candidate: Meet #Dutch Housing minister: #MonaKeijzer:
•CDA insider → BBB populist
•“COVID rebel” (only after sacking)
•Scrapped rent freeze while claiming affordability
•Silent on #Gaza famine
•Climate flip-flop

www.citizenofeurope.com/mona-keijzer...

#NL #Democracy #Resist #news
Plblack and white photo of Mona Keijzer
August 24, 2025 at 8:09 AM
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“Asylum cases are democracy’s X-ray.
They show where the fractures are.
Today it’s a #U.S. trans woman in the Netherlands.
Tomorrow it could be you.”

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#Asylum #Democracy #RuleOfLaw #HumanRights #Netherlands #LGBTQ #resist #news
August 21, 2025 at 6:16 PM
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🚨 #Trump demands the release of #TinaPeters — a Colorado election clerk convicted for tampering with voting machines.
He calls her a “patriot.” He threatens “harsh measures.”

But the rule of law isn’t a menu

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#Democracy #RuleOfLaw #USPolitics #resist
August 21, 2025 at 5:26 PM
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The EU sells its AI Act as a shield for your rights. Critics warn it’s a power mask — expanding state control over tech and speech. Rights shield or power grab?

#AI #EU #Democracy #CivilRights #resist #TechRegulation #Europe #Surveillance #Politics #Freedom
August 21, 2025 at 4:30 PM
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Bodies aren’t numbers.
Children aren’t collateral.
Justice isn’t math.

50 Palestinians for ever dead Israeli. Men Women AND Child!!
Read the story.

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#ChildrenNotNumbers #Justice #HumanRights #Resist #NoDictatorTrump
August 19, 2025 at 4:22 PM
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Not surprised really! Only wondering why it took so long..
#resist #bliecrew #nokings #trump #media

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August 18, 2025 at 11:52 AM