My friend Paul passed away. He was insanely talented, kind, and soft in a world that begs us to be hard. He repeatedly surprised me with Hannibal pieces that made me feel seen, appreciated, and loved. I will miss you, friend. I’m sorry we lost track of each other over the years.

“Can I bring you a little sampling from my party?”

“Omg sure! Tysm!”

The “sampling”:

Doge.gov seems to think WORDS are bad. Makes sense why their “receipts” page is uhhh blank?

The WFH crew, Snow Day edition

You can’t convince me this isn’t an @theonion.com article or outtake from #Idiocracy

Did you know you can block artists on Spotify so they never end up in your shuffle? #kanyecangeteatenbyleapords

The #abortionban wheels are in motion. Time to stock up on Plan B & C while you can—if not for yourself, for your homies.

www.congress.gov/bill/119th-c...

I am in TEARS laughing at this

How the fuck are these the results when I search “book store”?!

“OPM has been compromised and taken over by outside politicals. In just 5 days, they managed to push aside dozens of non-political, career civil servants who were there specifically to prevent the civil service from becoming the President's henchmen.

Someone literally walked into our building and

HelloWisp.com offers 6 doses of Plan B for $64 using code WELCOME15

Stock up for your homies #birthcontrol #planB #reproductiverights

#Citibank canceled my credit card with no warning and now my login to the app/website doesn’t work. Isn’t this how Hulu’s rendition of #thehandmaidstale started?

Word?

If you buy it, please let me introduce you to these magical beans I found 🫘

Please consider removing this banner on the left… I’m sure I’m not the only person to quit reading bc of it.

This is the kind of content I will miss on the dumpster fire that is Facebook. May this kind of neighbor never find me 🙏😭

WFH vibes with my emotional support dogs. Begging for April 15th already. #taxseason