Phil Meyer
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Carlson: As God as my witness, I thought turkeys could fly.
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HAPPY THANKSGIVING!
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November 26, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Carlson: As God as my witness, I thought turkeys could fly.
HAPPY THANKSGIVING!
🦃
HAPPY THANKSGIVING!
🦃
Les: I really don’t know how to describe it. It was like the turkeys mounted a counter-attack. Almost as if they were... organized.
November 26, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Les: I really don’t know how to describe it. It was like the turkeys mounted a counter-attack. Almost as if they were... organized.
Les: Mr. Carlson landed the helicopter in the parking lot. I guess he thought he could save the day by turning the rest of the turkeys loose. It gets pretty strange after that.
November 26, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Les: Mr. Carlson landed the helicopter in the parking lot. I guess he thought he could save the day by turning the rest of the turkeys loose. It gets pretty strange after that.
Venus: Les! Are you alright?
Les: I don't know. A man and his two children tried to kill me. I had to jam myself into a phone booth.
Les: I don't know. A man and his two children tried to kill me. I had to jam myself into a phone booth.
November 26, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Venus: Les! Are you alright?
Les: I don't know. A man and his two children tried to kill me. I had to jam myself into a phone booth.
Les: I don't know. A man and his two children tried to kill me. I had to jam myself into a phone booth.
Andy: (on phone with mayor) Call out the National Guard? No sir, I don't think that's necessary. They were just turkeys.
November 26, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Andy: (on phone with mayor) Call out the National Guard? No sir, I don't think that's necessary. They were just turkeys.