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A Harrison
@pdxpup.bsky.social
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Full-time ding dong and part-time soccer pundit of no renown. Formerly @pdxpup / @harrisonpdx on twitter. She/Her
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PILOTS UPSET PEPPERDINE! LET'S GOOOOOOOO!
November 6, 2025 at 1:11 AM
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Your friendly neighborhood broadcast team made the broadcast tonight! Portland vs Gonzaga women's soccer on ESPN+ right now!
A broadcast monitor showing me and PBP Chris Clayton (dressed a as a deviled egg and Ace Ventura, respectively) in the open of our broadcast. Our headset boxes are on a counter in front of the monitor and through the window behind the monitor you can see the green grass of Merlo Field.
November 1, 2025 at 2:03 AM
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I thought that was the pre game thing!
Hotel room covered in blood with the text “caption this with a second to last text you sent” in it
October 27, 2025 at 12:56 AM
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Look at @marysuesays.bsky.social being a Real One with this thread posting to hide the middle skeet(s) because I really do not want to see a big ass spider. Really really really do not.
A screenshot of threaded Bluesky skeets from @marysuesays.bsky.social, with the first one saying: "WHO WANTS TO SEE A BIG ASS SPIDER?!?! Anyone who doesn't, do NOT expand this thread!" And then there is a link that says "View full thread," followed by another skeet from the bottom of the thread that says: "^^^^^^^^above this post is a post of a big ass spider, you have been warned." The final skeet says: "This thread has spider pictures do not expand thread unless you wanna see spiders!"
October 21, 2025 at 11:15 PM
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This is the only appropriate response for KFed grifting stories. Dude made $45k a month for 18 years and claimed he was in poverty? As sleazy as they come.
A caption from Instagram from Demi Lovato: ddlovato GET A JOB ddlovato STAY AWAY FROM HER
October 21, 2025 at 11:04 PM
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Perfect lunch? Perfect lunch.
A half dozen oysters in the half shell, charred with garlic-herb butter, on top, sitting on black and white checked paper in an aluminum 1/8 sheet pan. There are some toast points, tiny wedges of lemon, and a cocktail fork also on the platter.
October 21, 2025 at 6:07 PM
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The marquee competition tonight:
October 12, 2025 at 3:03 AM
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The rain has eased up for kick-off, and we have the wiener dog races coming up at half-time, so check out Portland v San Francisco on ESPN+!
The starting line-ups for the University of San Francisco on the right in white kits and the University of Portland on the left in black kits lined up at midfield with a violet blue black sky in the background.
October 12, 2025 at 2:05 AM
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Forgot to post on kick off because I may have not known the game was at 5 instead of 7, but here's a second half snap as Portland tries to tie this game up on ESPN+ now!
A view from the press box of Merlo Field with Portland in white playing again San Diego in blue jerseys. The bleachers are in the foreground.
October 9, 2025 at 1:54 AM
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Second The Life of a Showgirl listening party cocktail: Showgirl Sour (aka Amaretto Sour)
A cocktail made of amaretto, bourbon, lemon juice, simple syrup served in an old fashioned glass, garnished with a lemon peel and cocktail cherry.
October 3, 2025 at 5:10 AM
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First The Life of a Showgirl listening party cocktail: Danish Blonde (aka French Blonde)
A cocktail made of grapefruit juice, lillet blanc, gin, elderflower liquer, and lemon bitters served in a coupe glass.
October 3, 2025 at 4:02 AM
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Haha I know you think I am joking but he enjoyed one of those new pecan crunch cortados. AND I HAVE PROOF.
8ob, a giant panda, sitting in the front seat of my car enjoying said cortado. He's got the window down and is enjoying the fall scenery out the window and the crisp breeze through his fur.
September 27, 2025 at 8:48 PM
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It is at least much better than the alt text that came with the gif when I pulled it up! So unbelievably bad I took a screenshot!
The original, embarrassingly bad alt text of my previous skeet's gif which simply says "a man sitting at a desk with a panda bear on his shoulders."
September 22, 2025 at 4:45 PM
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Back on The Bluff for the Portland women against Utah State, kicking off now on ESPN+...
The line ups for the Portland women and Utah State women shaking hands before kick-off against a picturesque backdrop of a lush green soccer field, the white dome of the Chiles Center, and soft blues and whites of the sky.
September 21, 2025 at 2:03 AM
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Genuinely thought this was Uncle Fester or Curly from the Three Stooges before I read the label.
Close up of a bag of candy in a grocery store checkout aisle. It is purple, pink, and blue hued bag with 3 cartoonish round-faced bald guys (pink, blue, and red) across the middle. Across the top it says: SHAQ A LICIOUS XL GUMMIES
September 16, 2025 at 2:06 AM
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The tools I bought to replace one (1) cartridge in my kitchen sink. A "project" I started on Labor Day, when my original intent going to my kitchen to make Pop Tarts from scratch, is now complete.
From L-R, a strap wrench with bright orange, a 7" vise grip still in the packaging, a 4" needle-nose vise grip, and two blue-handled channel locks of two different sizes.
September 13, 2025 at 8:43 PM
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This is false advertising.
A view down the side of my car. The gas nozzle is in my car in the foreground, another pump is in the background, and there is a big red sign in the middle of the picture that says Full Service.
September 13, 2025 at 4:58 AM
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Contemplating her exit strategies...
A close up young person who looks teenaged, who was sitting behind to the the left of Trump, wearing a mint green dress with a tank cut top, looking downward with an expression like she's plotting her earliest possible exit not only from that box but her entirely family and social circle.
September 7, 2025 at 11:51 PM
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We're up again with the Portland women v CSUN, coming at you now on ESPN+!
The CSUN women, in white kits, and Portland women, in purple kits walking out to midfield at Merlo Field (lush green grass), with the Chiles Center (white dome and a stylized purple P painted on it) looming in the background.
September 7, 2025 at 8:02 PM
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At go time for UP v UCLA at beautiful Merlo Field. Catch it now on ESPN+.
Sunset at Merlo Field with the starting 11 for both teams on the field at kick-off.
September 5, 2025 at 2:07 AM
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Learn it. Know it. You could help someone who needs it.
A four-quadrant image using purple hues with white. Bottom left corner: The Violence at Home Signal For Help Top left corner: image of a hand, palm facing the viewer with four fingers fully extended and together and the thumb tucked into the palm. Below that it says "1. Palm to camera and tuck thumb" Top right corner: the same hand image only now the fingers are curled over the thumb. Below that it says "2. Trap thumb" Bottom right corner: text that reads "Use this signal to ask for help on a video call without leaving a digital trace. If you see this sign on a video call, find out how to help below."
September 3, 2025 at 4:28 AM
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Drop an old person you're going to turn into in the future
Carol Kane as Valerie (the wife of Miracle Max) in THE PRINCESS BRIDE).
September 2, 2025 at 5:58 AM
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Aaaaaaaaand we're back!

UP women vs Fullerton on ESPN+ RIGHT NOW!

Chris and I are baking in the Merlo Field press box oven to bring you this match.
A view from the Merlo Field press box of the Portland and Fullerton women starting line ups during the national anthem.
August 22, 2025 at 2:03 AM
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The only other answer I will accept is the centennial jersey. So fresh so clean.
Clint Dempsey, legend that he is, sporting the USMNT Centennial jersey in that one snow game in Colorado in 2013. He's dribbling a yellow ball in full stride, white socks with a navy band at the top, navy shorts with a white side stripe, and an all-white short-sleeve jersey with navy bands at the sleeve ends, with a navy swoosh on the left upper chest, a navy number 8 in the center of his chest, and a very classic early 1900s USSF crest with simple vertical red/white stripes below a navy field of several white stars on the right upper chest.
August 21, 2025 at 2:11 AM
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A comic from @effinbirds.com with a red background with an artfully drawn...woodpecker? Yeah, we'll go with woodpecker on the left and text on the right reading: I GUESS WE'RE GONNA FIND OUT JUST HOW FUCKIN DUMB THINGS CAN GET @effinbirds
August 16, 2025 at 10:54 PM