Pete Dillon-Trenchard
@pdt.bsky.social
Writer, sub-editor, general content person. Doctor Who fan who occasionally masquerades as an expert for money. Den of Geek and others. Once did a joke that made Terry Pratchett sad.
You'll... end them? I mean, I'm not saying it won't solve the problem, but it's a bit drastic.
December 5, 2025 at 9:54 AM
You'll... end them? I mean, I'm not saying it won't solve the problem, but it's a bit drastic.
Reminder: hate watching/listening shows up just the same in the stats 😫 (and no, I'm not saying which ones fall into this category 😉)
December 4, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Reminder: hate watching/listening shows up just the same in the stats 😫 (and no, I'm not saying which ones fall into this category 😉)
She did what? And they actually showed it? Maybe I need to get back into EastEnders...
December 3, 2025 at 12:03 AM
She did what? And they actually showed it? Maybe I need to get back into EastEnders...
Was he?? Aww, you should have said something!
December 2, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Was he?? Aww, you should have said something!
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A day and a half left to grab this on sale!
In December, I'll be making posts some days with BTS info about the day's chapter, stuff about early drafts, snippets of Welsh history/context, etc.
I'll be using the tag #AllIsBrightAdvent in case you want to either mute or join in as you read along!
In December, I'll be making posts some days with BTS info about the day's chapter, stuff about early drafts, snippets of Welsh history/context, etc.
I'll be using the tag #AllIsBrightAdvent in case you want to either mute or join in as you read along!
For one week only, get my F/F romance advent calendar novella for 99p!
Bethan, dragged back to her Welsh village, is desperate to escape before Christmas until she meets new neighbour Mali.
One chapter per day from 1-25 December - snap it up now to start reading on Dec 1!
books2read.com/u/bPOa0d
Bethan, dragged back to her Welsh village, is desperate to escape before Christmas until she meets new neighbour Mali.
One chapter per day from 1-25 December - snap it up now to start reading on Dec 1!
books2read.com/u/bPOa0d
November 30, 2025 at 12:34 PM
A day and a half left to grab this on sale!
In December, I'll be making posts some days with BTS info about the day's chapter, stuff about early drafts, snippets of Welsh history/context, etc.
I'll be using the tag #AllIsBrightAdvent in case you want to either mute or join in as you read along!
In December, I'll be making posts some days with BTS info about the day's chapter, stuff about early drafts, snippets of Welsh history/context, etc.
I'll be using the tag #AllIsBrightAdvent in case you want to either mute or join in as you read along!
When a man is tired of TARDISes, he's tired of life.
November 29, 2025 at 3:50 PM
When a man is tired of TARDISes, he's tired of life.
The time is right
Your perfume fills my head
The stars get red
And oh, the night's so blue
And then I go and spoil it all
By saying something stupid like
"You just lost the game"
Your perfume fills my head
The stars get red
And oh, the night's so blue
And then I go and spoil it all
By saying something stupid like
"You just lost the game"
November 29, 2025 at 12:18 AM
The time is right
Your perfume fills my head
The stars get red
And oh, the night's so blue
And then I go and spoil it all
By saying something stupid like
"You just lost the game"
Your perfume fills my head
The stars get red
And oh, the night's so blue
And then I go and spoil it all
By saying something stupid like
"You just lost the game"
Reposted by Pete Dillon-Trenchard
The finest minds and most talented artists can’t ever seem to make green-screen footage of an actor pretending they’re outdoors look convincing.
I love PLURIBUS but I saw a rooftop scene that looked barely better than this.
I love PLURIBUS but I saw a rooftop scene that looked barely better than this.
November 27, 2025 at 6:13 AM
The finest minds and most talented artists can’t ever seem to make green-screen footage of an actor pretending they’re outdoors look convincing.
I love PLURIBUS but I saw a rooftop scene that looked barely better than this.
I love PLURIBUS but I saw a rooftop scene that looked barely better than this.
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Weird the way the entire world went mad and only the creator of the IT Crowd was unaffected.
November 28, 2025 at 11:38 AM
Weird the way the entire world went mad and only the creator of the IT Crowd was unaffected.
I just saw a Tim Vine joke book in a charity shop. I flicked it open and the first joke I saw was:
George Lucas has a snotty younger brother. His name's George Mucus.
I put the book back on the shelf. I like Tim, but sometimes it's possible to write too many jokes, isn't it?
George Lucas has a snotty younger brother. His name's George Mucus.
I put the book back on the shelf. I like Tim, but sometimes it's possible to write too many jokes, isn't it?
November 28, 2025 at 2:40 PM
I just saw a Tim Vine joke book in a charity shop. I flicked it open and the first joke I saw was:
George Lucas has a snotty younger brother. His name's George Mucus.
I put the book back on the shelf. I like Tim, but sometimes it's possible to write too many jokes, isn't it?
George Lucas has a snotty younger brother. His name's George Mucus.
I put the book back on the shelf. I like Tim, but sometimes it's possible to write too many jokes, isn't it?
@phlaimeaux.bsky.social @maxrushden.bsky.social You've probably been sent this a hundred times since the Ross Noble episode came out, but just in case you haven't, here's Michael Barrymore singing 'You'll Never Find a Nessie in the Zoo': www.youtube.com/watch?v=_W_O...
Michael Barrymore - You'll Never Find A Nessie In The Zoo (The Family-Ness Cover)
YouTube video by RetroDLC
www.youtube.com
November 27, 2025 at 11:39 PM
@phlaimeaux.bsky.social @maxrushden.bsky.social You've probably been sent this a hundred times since the Ross Noble episode came out, but just in case you haven't, here's Michael Barrymore singing 'You'll Never Find a Nessie in the Zoo': www.youtube.com/watch?v=_W_O...
Reposted by Pete Dillon-Trenchard
November 26, 2025 at 12:31 PM
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Quentin Blake style Christmas cards, made by yours truly!
Go on, make my day by being the first person to purchase my art!
Go on, make my day by being the first person to purchase my art!
Fancy supporting a disabled artist? I am selling 4 handmade Christmas cards for £6!
www.ebay.co.uk/itm/12681999...
www.ebay.co.uk/itm/12681999...
November 25, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Quentin Blake style Christmas cards, made by yours truly!
Go on, make my day by being the first person to purchase my art!
Go on, make my day by being the first person to purchase my art!
Reposted by Pete Dillon-Trenchard
For one week only, get my F/F romance advent calendar novella for 99p!
Bethan, dragged back to her Welsh village, is desperate to escape before Christmas until she meets new neighbour Mali.
One chapter per day from 1-25 December - snap it up now to start reading on Dec 1!
books2read.com/u/bPOa0d
Bethan, dragged back to her Welsh village, is desperate to escape before Christmas until she meets new neighbour Mali.
One chapter per day from 1-25 December - snap it up now to start reading on Dec 1!
books2read.com/u/bPOa0d
November 24, 2025 at 12:25 PM
For one week only, get my F/F romance advent calendar novella for 99p!
Bethan, dragged back to her Welsh village, is desperate to escape before Christmas until she meets new neighbour Mali.
One chapter per day from 1-25 December - snap it up now to start reading on Dec 1!
books2read.com/u/bPOa0d
Bethan, dragged back to her Welsh village, is desperate to escape before Christmas until she meets new neighbour Mali.
One chapter per day from 1-25 December - snap it up now to start reading on Dec 1!
books2read.com/u/bPOa0d
I just watched Suck Ear doing the whole Six-Seven thing and cringed so hard that my insides are now on the outside.
November 25, 2025 at 2:46 PM
I just watched Suck Ear doing the whole Six-Seven thing and cringed so hard that my insides are now on the outside.
I'm starting to think we're not getting any missing episodes today, guys.
November 23, 2025 at 7:04 PM
I'm starting to think we're not getting any missing episodes today, guys.
"We all change... We’re all different people all through our lives. And that’s OK, that’s good, you gotta keep moving, so long as you remember all the people that you used to be."
Happy Doctor Who Day, everyone! Please remember that, since it falls on a Sunday this year, tomorrow is a bank holiday.
Happy Doctor Who Day, everyone! Please remember that, since it falls on a Sunday this year, tomorrow is a bank holiday.
November 23, 2025 at 11:45 AM
"We all change... We’re all different people all through our lives. And that’s OK, that’s good, you gotta keep moving, so long as you remember all the people that you used to be."
Happy Doctor Who Day, everyone! Please remember that, since it falls on a Sunday this year, tomorrow is a bank holiday.
Happy Doctor Who Day, everyone! Please remember that, since it falls on a Sunday this year, tomorrow is a bank holiday.
Imagine if you get to meet God and he allows you one question, which he'll answer completely truthfully... and you waste it asking whether Patrick Troughton really did die in the middle of shagging a fan (possibly in costume, depending who's telling the urban legend).
November 22, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Imagine if you get to meet God and he allows you one question, which he'll answer completely truthfully... and you waste it asking whether Patrick Troughton really did die in the middle of shagging a fan (possibly in costume, depending who's telling the urban legend).
Just Sophie Aldred being iconic and reading out the quiz results...
November 22, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Just Sophie Aldred being iconic and reading out the quiz results...
"Technically, 1980 is still part of the 1970s, isn't it?" - Matthew Waterhouse
(No.)
(No.)
November 22, 2025 at 12:09 PM
"Technically, 1980 is still part of the 1970s, isn't it?" - Matthew Waterhouse
(No.)
(No.)
A woman just interrupted Beth Axford's panel at this convention to complain about Doctor Who being female. Also something about "that black man."
November 22, 2025 at 11:25 AM
A woman just interrupted Beth Axford's panel at this convention to complain about Doctor Who being female. Also something about "that black man."
I just met that random old woman who appeared briefly in The Intergalactic Song Contest and Wish World! No, I've no idea either...
November 22, 2025 at 11:12 AM
I just met that random old woman who appeared briefly in The Intergalactic Song Contest and Wish World! No, I've no idea either...
So I guess I'm off to Eastleigh to do Doctor Who things today, then... Do say hello if you see me!
November 22, 2025 at 7:50 AM
So I guess I'm off to Eastleigh to do Doctor Who things today, then... Do say hello if you see me!
Looking forward to seeing everyone who went to great pains to say how much they abhor political violence "of any kind" when Charlie Kirk was killed stepping forward to condemn Trump's "Punishable by death" comment in the strongest terms.
Any minute now.
Any minute now.
November 20, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Looking forward to seeing everyone who went to great pains to say how much they abhor political violence "of any kind" when Charlie Kirk was killed stepping forward to condemn Trump's "Punishable by death" comment in the strongest terms.
Any minute now.
Any minute now.