Paul
pcat5280.bsky.social
Paul
@pcat5280.bsky.social
A random bit of everything, mostly sportsballs and whatever is really steaming my claws at the moment. Your mom also gave me expressed written consent on all my opinions here too.
No I don’t cave to peer pressur…ok maybe I do sometimes. I did go Colorado tuxedo today.

Let’s paddle. 🛶

#Rapids96
June 14, 2025 at 10:46 PM
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“Siri, play Rocky Mountain High.” #Rapids96
May 18, 2025 at 3:46 AM
May 18, 2025 at 5:22 AM
Let’s paddle. 🛶⚽️

#Rapids96
May 18, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Let’s paddle. 🛶⚽️

#Rapids96
May 10, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Tired ref? It’s Me. Hi.
May 3, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Let’s paddle.

#Rapids96
April 26, 2025 at 11:11 PM
That’s the first of 5 wins needed today for a happy Paul 😌
THE COPA IS OURS! 🏆
April 26, 2025 at 11:01 PM
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Left untreated, autism can cause dangerously antisocial behavior including dumping bears in Central Park, mulching animals in a blender, fondling babysitters, and injecting massive amounts of heroin.

by Robert F. Kennedy, Jr.
April 17, 2025 at 8:20 PM
80° and lovely.

C38: let’s paddle 🛶⚽️

#rapids96
April 12, 2025 at 10:25 PM
How it started How it ended
(I should’ve ended it) 5 yrs ago today
April 4, 2025 at 5:39 PM
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✊🌊🔥
Guys, I got added to a Signal chat called "Charlotte Matchday Tactics." There's a bunch of set play graphics mixed in with "Big Balls Bronico" posting memes. What should I do?
March 29, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Who found the win? THE RAPIDS

#Rapids96
March 29, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Rise and shine C38: let’s paddle. 🛶

#rapids96
March 29, 2025 at 5:29 PM
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He drinks a whiskey drink
He drinks a vodka drink
He drinks a lager drink
He drinks a cider drink
He sends a text that remind him of the war plans
He sends a text that reminds him of the war crimes
#Hegseth
March 25, 2025 at 3:35 PM
>THE RAPIDS switched to Pepsi as the pop provider.
>Ball Arena (neé Pepsi Center, still pours Pepsi)
>SoFi in LA pours Pepsi
>Uncle Stan Really likes Pepsi
>RiNo Pepsi plant to close soon
>Literally no announcements with its future
>The Dick’s lease is up next year.

HEAR. ME. OUT.

#Rapids96
March 25, 2025 at 7:08 PM
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Reign of Error

Pete with the perfect pecs isn't eating crow, let alone cake, after his group chat goof-up, but Queen Hillary got the guillotine for less. So far, the new Trump deal seems more Robespierre than Roosevelt.

by Maureen Dowd
March 25, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Time to paddle. 🛶⚽️

#Rapids96
March 22, 2025 at 9:53 PM
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Tired of Being Alone

Al Green was the only Dem to tell Trump “here I am” last night, but even if we hope the US can stay together, how can you mend a broken country?

by Maureen Dowd
March 5, 2025 at 11:51 PM
C38: let’s paddle 🛶

#Rapids96
March 1, 2025 at 11:59 PM
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Scarves are live.

Fuck-Trump.net

Please note, this is a preorder. Scarves will likely ship late March

All proceeds going to transequality.org
February 5, 2025 at 5:33 AM