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Cat "Pinch flat 50 miles out" Brick
@pbrpriestess.bsky.social
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Evangelist of the eternal pedal stroke.

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pbrpriestess.bsky.social
Somehow can hold no hand track stands new. Huge news for the handlebarless meta.
I am standing upright on the pedals of a non-moving bike with both arms to the side performing a no hand track stand.
July 11, 2025 at 8:47 PM
pbrpriestess.bsky.social
"What about the rain? Can't bike in the rain."

You are weak. You are a bug crawling and writhing in your own hell. You do not deserve the joy of Bicycle.
June 26, 2025 at 8:36 PM
pbrpriestess.bsky.social
Thicc thighs save lives, mine keep wanting to kill me.
My thighs, which are about as thick as my forearm is long. This measurement is featured from my arm rested on them. I'm seated in a side table with one outstretched leg and another bent with my arm resting on it. I am wearing a black cycling bib with a red tank top over it and an unzipped red and white jersey.
May 8, 2025 at 5:26 PM
pbrpriestess.bsky.social
play chicken with ur co-workers <3
April 29, 2025 at 1:18 PM
pbrpriestess.bsky.social
I mean, definitely a better place to put those than making cyclists swerve into 50mph traffic.
Road work ahead signed placed directly into the bikelane on a 6 lane bridge with an average speed of 50mph.
April 14, 2025 at 1:29 PM
pbrpriestess.bsky.social
It sure is a life.
I'm smoking a hand rolled cigarette in front of my bike—a vintage Schwinn fixie conversion. In the background you can see the rain that has been continuing my whole shift.
April 11, 2025 at 10:23 PM
pbrpriestess.bsky.social
Bike co-op was packing straight heat today.
A 54t sugino chain ring. Very nice. A picture of chrome industry's clipless boots
March 22, 2025 at 9:23 PM
pbrpriestess.bsky.social
Anyone uuuuh got a spare single speed frame?
Picture of the front triangle of a bike where it connects to the head tube. Both the top and bottom of the triangle have clearly buckles making the frame a ticking time bomb
March 21, 2025 at 12:43 AM
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Come out on 3/30 5pm at the Shields lake shelter. They'll be competitive double elimination footdown! Winner gets a trophy of my snapped handlebars. They'll probably be other bike stuff too!! Bring food, bring booze and NAs! I'll be baking ❤️
A flyer for a rent party for Theo and Cat Brick on 3/30 at 5pm at Shields Lake shelter. Text reading "Bring food! Bring Bike! Foot down!!!" surrounds a portrait of me and Theo. In middle is a drawing of the scar that will be resulting from Theos surgery. Text borders the flyer saying "Show up for 2 community members." Hearts are sporadically placed around the flyer
March 17, 2025 at 6:20 PM
pbrpriestess.bsky.social
Wear a fucking helmet.

Someone pulled out in front of me at 23 mph. No concussions no fractures I'm fine but going to be sore af.

Morphine kinda goated tho
My bike with a crumpled front rack and half my handlebars torn off.
March 16, 2025 at 7:36 PM
pbrpriestess.bsky.social
Be careful out there folks.
A graph of speed from Strava with a very abrupt stop from 23ph to 0
March 16, 2025 at 3:07 PM
pbrpriestess.bsky.social
"How did you get here so fast"
A screenshot of Peep Show where the character is saying "The secret ingredient is crime"
March 10, 2025 at 6:03 PM
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From: translifeline.org/about/issues/

So hopefully no.
A screenshot of a paragraph from Trans Lifelines website reading: Trans Lifeline's firm policy against involving 911, emergency responders, or police on crisis calls to our hotline (unless an individual explicitly requests them) supports trans people's agency regarding hospitalization within a medical and mental health care system that is often discriminatory and unaffordable. Studies linking emergency room visits and involuntary hospitalization with increased suicidality and attempts support this policy.
March 8, 2025 at 2:53 PM
pbrpriestess.bsky.social
Ride it til it dies.
A heavily used bicycle chainring where the teeth have been worn down to a very sharp tip known colloquially as "shark teeth." There is also a substantial amount of built up grease and dirt around the whole chainring in some cases covering the teeth as a whole.
February 27, 2025 at 2:51 PM
pbrpriestess.bsky.social
Oh to be a cute anime girl abandoned by god
A screenshot from Girls Last Tour showing Chito and Yuri dresses in military attire and metal helmets sitting on a landscape of snow and twisted metal eating an mre
February 7, 2025 at 1:44 PM
pbrpriestess.bsky.social
Girls only want one thing for their birthday.
A black sugino zen chainring
February 2, 2025 at 9:10 PM
pbrpriestess.bsky.social
Want to support queer cyclist at Berlin's Rad Race?

All WTF team Allez-Gattu from Richmond is raising money to get there! Send them some cash!

They're also looking for sponsors!

gofund me/63d6cc75
The GoFundMe for Helping Team Allez-Gattu compete in Berlin 2025.
January 28, 2025 at 7:02 PM
pbrpriestess.bsky.social
Call my life mess the way I keep failing to clean this shit up.
Selfie where I'm wearing a bright neon yellow Triple Crown (alleycat with back to back legs in Baltimore, dc, and Richmond) shirt, black beanie, and guy fieri ass flaming gater. I am smoking a delicious hand rolled cigarette and honestly look kinda cute
January 14, 2025 at 6:54 PM
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We simply burn the van.
Picture of me holding another person who is wearing pink leggings under fishnets with a matching shiny pink tube top and bowtie as well pink scrunchies in their red pig tails. In the background is local cryptid Goad talking to someone wearing a black and white jesters suit. A picture of someone defending inflatable bowling pins and someone else attempting to knock them over with an inflatable bowling ball A slew of blurry cycliats going around a massive fire Someone in full clown gear reaching into my backpack while we are riding bikes side by side
January 4, 2025 at 3:01 AM
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Trans peeps resleet with a picture of yourself you love.
I'm riding a tall bike (two full sized bikes stacked on top of each other) that happens to have spikes welded to the front. I have tires drapped around me and behind me are two people with tires chasing me. One of them has just thrown another tire at me in an attempt to put it over my head. I am wearing a piece of clothes that just covers my chest with two clown noses pinned to where my nipples are and skinny jeans. Two crowds is behind me drinking various beverages.
January 4, 2025 at 2:17 AM
pbrpriestess.bsky.social
Ride bike // 2025
A three bike pile up resulting from playing door down. Someone is trying to pull out their bike on the far left while someone else is trying to untangle themselves from the stack. On the far right someone is actively falling onto the great bike stack. In the background are a group of people making a barrier of bikes looking on in glee as the bike mosh escalates to violence.
January 2, 2025 at 4:04 PM
pbrpriestess.bsky.social
New year worse me.
A paper shot cup filled with Jepson's Malort; someone holding the Malort bottle beside the cup.
January 1, 2025 at 11:31 PM
pbrpriestess.bsky.social
Do they.... Ya know... Ride bike....
Picture of someone's legs with the right side (most common side of a bicycle's drive train) pants' leg rolled up.
December 30, 2024 at 2:24 PM
pbrpriestess.bsky.social
What a fun way to do whippets.
Picture of a CO2 bike tire charger and two CO2 cartridges in the packaging
December 29, 2024 at 5:35 PM
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I'm hot lol
Selfie of me wearing a messenger bag with a phone holster and speaker ties to the cross body strap. I'm wearing entirely black except for a cloth d-ring belt and sitting on my bikes top tube, resting my arm on the saddle. The rear wheel is visible in front of a pleated metal planter.
December 28, 2024 at 12:27 AM